Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[SmokingFap]

Who has two thumbs and a 10" cock? ---> THAT guy!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is that a banana in your pocket …


No really, I’m hungry.

 

[Taegul]

Is that a banana in your pocket …


No really, I’m hungry.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd wear you out
Like an old tennis shoe.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hi, my name is Barbie. Want to go to my dollhouse and play with me?

 

[MiChiquita2022]

Your report card came in. You got a B+ ... for Beautiful

 

[MindYaBitness]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd wear you out
Like an old tennis shoe.

@crazychemgirl I feel like you can add a dirty sock stanza to this masterpiece

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can you kneel down and see if there’s dirt on my shoe ..,


While you’re down there ..

 

[MiChiquita2022]

I think it's cute you call it Longfellow. Isn't that an oxymoron?

 

[Taegul]

@crazychemgirl I feel like you can add a dirty sock stanza to this masterpiece

Hmm, now what rhymes with sock?

 

[SmokingFap]

Hi, my name is Barbie. Want to go to my dollhouse and play with me?

Bfg, that's just plain sexy as hell. You really need to get worse at flirting.

 

[MiChiquita2022]

Oh, you're still here. Ok fine, you got 2 minutes

 

[SmokingFap]

@crazychemgirl I feel like you can add a dirty sock stanza to this masterpiece

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
my sock's in the laundry,
so I guess that you'll do.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I would ask if you need a light, but I can see you're already smoking!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Bfg, that's just plain sexy as hell. You really need to get worse at flirting.

I'll try harder at being bad. Wait...that's probably wrong, too!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I would ask if you need a light, but I can see you're already smoking!

If I catch fire, do you have something you can spray on me to put me out?

** ok I icked myself out with this one

 

[SmokingFap]

I would ask if you need a light, but I can see you're already smoking!

Hey! That's MY line!

 

[MiChiquita2022]

You're the pilaf to my rice

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Do you want to go to a haunted house and attend a seance with me?

 

[ydahecnot]

Do you want to go to a haunted house and attend a seance with me?

You could do better than me, but why?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Do you want to go to a haunted house and attend a seance with me?

Only if you attend my second cousin twice removed funeral with me.

 

[Taegul]

I'd definitely put you in my stable. First, we gotta fit you with a proper saddle...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanna pound me with your hummus cannon?

 

[SmokingFap]

Hey! That's MY line!

Don't give me that look, @ImpishSeraph. You HAD to have known that was my line.

 

[Bry1313]

Why don’t you have a few drinks with me, we can find someplace quiet and I’ll give you the best 30 seconds of your life

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I will ranch in your meat pocket whenever, doll.