Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Shymidwestgirl]

Want to go play BINGO? They have $2.00 hot dogs. I’ll even treat since I asked you out.

 

[deft]

Want to go play BINGO? They have $2.00 hot dogs. I’ll even treat since I asked you out.

A meal for two, with a beautiful view… 69!

 

[crazychemgirl]

“pour some sugar on me” starts playing …

This used to be my JAM when I hung out at the strip clubs.. wanna see my signature move?

 

[deft]

“pour some sugar on me” starts playing …

This used to be my JAM when I hung out at the strip clubs.. wanna see my signature move?

Does it involve sliding down a pole?

 

[SmokingFap]

“pour some sugar on me” starts playing …

This used to be my JAM when I hung out at the strip clubs.. wanna see my signature move?

I've seen it. You make Elaine on Seinfeld look like a world-class ballerina.

 

[SmokingFap]

What do you mean you haven't cum yet? The Uber I called for you is gonna be here in about three minutes, so good luck.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So who are you interested in? I could totally be your wingwoman

 

[SmokingFap]

So who are you interested in? I could totally be your wingwoman

You gals are terrible at being bad at flirting.

 

[Apisto42]

So who are you interested in? I could totally be your wingwoman

So tell me more about your cherry tatas.

 

[Apisto42]

You gals are terrible at being bad at flirting.

Need a light?

 

[SmokingFap]

My wife? Don't worry about her. She's only jealous if I fuck a five or better.

 

[SmokingFap]

Need a light?

Sure! But I'm a guy. I know, the long blonde hair and perfect tits are misleading.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can you just pose for a pic with me?

I’m totally not trying to make my ex jealous.

 

[SmokingFap]

Can you just pose for a pic with me?

I’m totally not trying to make my ex jealous.

Can I get a picture of you cooking? I'm trying to convince my wife to try new things.

 

[crazychemgirl]

*bzzzzzzzzzzz

What’s that noise?

*bzzzzzzzzzzz

Oh nothing… I just.. might need some help retrieving a lost toy

 

[SmokingFap]

Pardon me. My buddy here thinks you're pretty hot. That fried turkey accident left him mostly blind, but don't worry, your secret is safe with me.

 

[Mrtenant]

Incompetently is my normal. Don't be shaming the incompetent here! We doin our best. Sorta.

Wanna like, do long slow walks on the beach, wit me? And and and .....poke at starfishes?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Incompetently is my normal. Don't be shaming the incompetent here! We doin our best. Sorta.

Wanna like, do long slow walks on the beach, wit me? And and and .....poke at starfishes?

I wanna stick to you like an octopus to the face

 

[TheMrBurns]

I wanna stick to you like an octopus to the face

I've seen enough Henrai to know where this is going

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I wanna stick to you like an octopus to the face

Don't threaten me with a good time! I once had an octopus.... nevermind...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I wanna stick to you like an octopus to the face

**fucking The Boys show … it’s all ruined now

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I've seen enough Henrai to know where this is going

To the saved folder to watch again and again, duh.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

**fucking The Boys show … it’s all ruined now

 

[dawn_of_night]

I don't like to brag but I happen to be on the list of only 10 people America wants most!

Ooh, that's where I've seen you before.... You wanna take a ride in my candy van??

 

[MiChiquita2022]

As long as I can ignore the tear stained mattress