Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[AlwaysDancing]

Damn girl, if you flashed me your boobs while you had a feather on your bum, we’d both be tickled.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have you heard, "you are what you eat?" I bet I could be you by morning.

 

[lavendersilk]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of you?

Marry me?

 

[SmokingFap]

Baby, you've got a body made for sin and a face made for the back of the milk carton.

 

[MiChiquita2022]

Oh?! You're done already? How.... cute?

 

[Qky75]

Sugar free? Uhm. Yea.... I'm sure there is no sugar in the van....
That's right, none at all.

Oh! Well then since this is a health conscious vendor.....say you wouldn't happen to have any sticky buns would ya? I haven't sunk my teeth into a plush sweet bun and get the sap all over my beard....

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop…

 

[Qky75]

Baby, you've got a body made for sin and a face made for the back of the milk carton.

Holy shit I just spit my drink

 

[SmokingFap]

You've got an amazing personality, but you make my scrotum look like Scarlett Johansson.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Have you heard, "you are what you eat?" I bet I could be you by morning.

I'm in, because there is NO WAY there are two cannibals on this bus.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Oh?! You're done already? How.... cute?

Jealous because I win, poor sport.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh! Well then since this is a health conscious vendor.....say you wouldn't happen to have any sticky buns would ya? I haven't sunk my teeth into a plush sweet bun and get the sap all over my beard....

I. Uh.... I have sticky keys....

 

[SmokingFap]

What do I do for a living? Right now, I'm the guy who leaves the exploded tires by the side of the highway.

 

[Photog1rl]

Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want s’more of you.

Why so shocked @Mrtenant? I can think of some fun things to do with chocolate and marshmallow fluff.

 

[Photog1rl]

Let me show you my Pokémon card collection.

Wanna play Pokéman go? I am level 200.

 

[SmokingFap]

Why so shocked @Mrtenant? I can think of some fun things to do with chocolate and marshmallow fluff.

Um, that's not marshmallow fluff, Photog1rl.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Why so shocked @Mrtenant? I can think of some fun things to do with chocolate and marshmallow fluff.

Let me see your fluff, cause I got s'mores for you...

 

[Photog1rl]

Um, that's not marshmallow fluff, Photog1rl.

Really? That's what my scout leader taught me

 

[SmokingFap]

You know, some men are leg-men and some are ass-men. But I've got both of those.

 

[SmokingFap]

Really? That's what my scout leader taught me

Touché!

 

[LoveLiving]

Hi
I I IIIII IIII AH AH

 

[ImpishSeraph]

You look like you would treat me better than my cucumber. Care to have a taste?

 

[SmokingFap]

You remind me of my ex-wife. So I'll be cheating on you, too.

 

[Photog1rl]

You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest woman in the world.

 

[lavendersilk]

Are you a Sagittarius? Because I really wanna tarius your sagi... yep! I'll see myself out...