Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Photog1rl]

Nah I work at Long John Silvers.

Long John Slivers?? I'm not sure I'd advertise that.

#evenasliverofdickmatters

 

[dawn_of_night]

I will let you clean it for me, as Ling as you've worked at Bj's.

No, I'm not, why do you ask?

 

[SmokingFap]

I want a threesome. Wait here, I'll go get the other hostage.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Long John Slivers?? I'm not sure I'd advertise that.

#evenasliverofdickmatters

Too late #youknowyouwantsilverbetweenthoselipsnow

 

[lavendersilk]

So you like the D? *writes that down

Yes. I've had my fill of A+ men. You'll do until I find the elusive F

 

[Shenanigans90]

If you need a ride home my mom is coming to pick me up at 10:00.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

We can't go back to my place, parents are home.

 

[Wand3rlust]

If you need a ride home my mom is coming to pick me up at 10:00.

Aw thanks, but my mum has been sitting the other side of you since you got here.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes. I've had my fill of A+ men. You'll do until I find the elusive F

I will help you find the O...

 

[SmokingFap]

No, I don't still keep pictures of my ex. The best parts are in my freezer anyway.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Aw thanks, but my mum has been sitting the other side of you since you got here.

The one with her hand on my junk?

 

[Wand3rlust]

The one with her hand on my junk?

My bad. That's my dad. It's complicated.

But it's ok. I've decided you complete me.
So. I think you'd better get a ride in our car...

 

[lavendersilk]

I will help you find the O...

Before, during, or after you find my G?

 

[Shenanigans90]

My bad. That's my dad. It's complicated.

But it's ok. I've decided you complete me.
So. I think you'd better get a ride in our car...

Thanks, I might as well ride in back with you to complete the trifecta.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Before, during, or after you find my G?

Yes.

 

[SmokingFap]

Baby, you've got a body like Cardi B, but a face like Kenny G.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Baby, you've got a body like Cardi B, but a face like Kenny G.

Well, It's a good thing I'm bi! *zzzzzip*

 

[SmokingFap]

My dick isn't really that small. It's just in "resting tater-tot" pose.

 

[TheMrBurns]

My dick isn't really that small. It's just in "resting tater-tot" pose.

Namaste right where you are, I'll get the Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, it's totally my bag baby!

 

[SmokingFap]

I'm the man of your dreams. The ones where you'd swear someone was looking through your window while you're masturbating.

 

[TomTeacher19]

You know in Willy Wonka when all four of Charlie's grandparents share a bed?

No it's not exactly like that. Grandma Alice died last week, so now I have that space - and so do you if you play your cards right tonight!

 

[TomTeacher19]

Are you three face cards? Because I'm a pair of fives and I feel like together we're a long shot at a full house in poker but probably even better in cribbage and totally useless in blackjack because it's a bust. Let's go back to my place and shuffle and chill.

 

[TomTeacher19]

I'm from Boise.

That's right - I DA HO, so you know you are getting some good potato sex with this hoe!

 

[MiChiquita2022]

Yeah, well I'm from California so you know I'm expensive and well, have little show for it.