Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[SmokingFap]

Hi
I I IIIII IIII AH AH

Is that the beginning of The Lion King?

 

[Photog1rl]

Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Do you mind just swiping your credit card here first?

Ohh, that’s what that wet slit is for. I’ve been doing this all wrong.

 

[SmokingFap]

My wife wants me to get her new boobs. What's your blood type?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.

Nah I work at Long John Silvers.

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

Do you have a name or can I just call you “mine”…

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is that why it's all grey and shiney?

Nah I work at Long John Silvers.

 

[MiChiquita2022]

How about you be my tortilla to my fajita?

 

[lavendersilk]

Nah I work at Long John Silvers.

That's too bad... I prefer Captain D.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

If I motorboat you, will you validate my parking?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

((my goodness she’s hot!! I need to check that forum that talks about how to incompetently ((whatever that means)) flirt with people. Don’t screw this up. Don’t screw this up!))

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Is that why it's all grey and shiney?

I will let you clean it for me, as Ling as you've worked at Bj's.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I will let you clean it for me, as Ling as you've worked at Bj's.

How about you let me ride you like an unbalanced washing machine?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

How about you let me ride you like an unbalanced washing machine?

Yeah!! Easy. I’m sooo off balanced. My therapist told me so.

 

[MiChiquita2022]

You gonna eat that?

 

[TheMrBurns]

How about you let me ride you like an unbalanced washing machine?

Sure, I'll leave you agitated, spun, tangled, and soaking wet... but FYI I don't have a gentle setting

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

Remember me? Oh that’s right….I’ve only met you in my dreams…

 

[MiChiquita2022]

I hated you then and I hate you now. Wanna fuck?

 

[Qky75]

I hated you then and I hate you now. Wanna fuck?

That works on me. Sorry.

 

[TheMrBurns]

You gonna eat that?

No, still on the waiting list for the rib surgery.

 

[MiChiquita2022]

That's too bad... I prefer Captain D.

So you like the D? *writes that down

 

[SmokingFap]

No, no, I'm fine. Just picking your pubes out of my teeth.

 

[MiChiquita2022]

No, no, I'm fine. Just picking your pubes out of my teeth.

What?! Waste not, want not... Floss dammit!

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

How about you let me ride you like an unbalanced washing machine?

As long as I don't have to repair you after you break down. Though I do have repairman crack down.