Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Taegul]

Alright, the next number is 927. That's #927. Please step forward and claim your prize. #927. Please watch your step, the floor is very wet. #927 please.

 

[Mrtenant]

Why so shocked @Mrtenant? I can think of some fun things to do with chocolate and marshmallow fluff.

That's s'more like it.

 

[SmokingFap]

Hey, I love your... shoes.

 

[Mrtenant]

Hey, I love your... shoes.

Like how my massive cock reaches them?

 

[Photog1rl]

I've got a collar and a leash with your name on it.

 

[XShadynzX]

No, that's NOT a camera behind my back...it's just my phone..
What? that little red light? oh, that's nothing to worry about..

 

[ydahecnot]

Man, you are looking good-ish

 

[Wand3rlust]

So there was Joe - he's dead now - we dated for like 5 weeks?
There there was Bobby - he's dead now - that lasted 6 months
After that came Gary - he's dead now - 4 years.
Then Simon - ah Simon. He broke my heart. - he's dead now.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Me? I’ve been on a lot of blind dates. Could you sign this pre-nup, please?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Damn, girl, let's go back to my apartment. And know that notwithstanding any other provision of this section or section 183, if a dwelling unit is used during the taxable year by the taxpayer as a residence and such dwelling unit is actually rented for less than 15 days during the taxable year, then no deduction otherwise allowable under this chapter because of the rental use of such dwelling unit shall be allowed, and the income derived from such use for the taxable year shall not be included in the gross income of such taxpayer under section 61...

Hey, where are you going?

 

[UnquietDreams]

So there was Joe - he's dead now - we dated for like 5 weeks?
There there was Bobby - he's dead now - that lasted 6 months
After that came Gary - he's dead now - 4 years.
Then Simon - ah Simon. He broke my heart. - he's dead now.

Well, fifth times the charm! I feel lucky...

 

[subdudeme13]

That was a buzz kill!

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

You remind me of my little toe. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later.

 

[TheMrBurns]

You remind me of my little toe. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later.

Oh... like a toe you say... I like toes... and not just toes... heels and arches too... let's get a long establishing shot on your feet...

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

heels and arches

Just like me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

wanna get a coffee?

No I mean you get me a coffee…. Go on now… shooo … don’t come back until you have a coffee in your hand

 

[Qky75]

Have you ever been serenaded in.......Klingon?

 

[crazychemgirl]

*good banter and fun flirting ….

Her: Wow.

Him: What?

Her: you know what you did.

 

[lavendersilk]

Have you ever been serenaded in.......Klingon?

Sure... can you go a little lower? No... here. *grabs head and pushes down*

 

[crazychemgirl]

So there was Joe - he's dead now - we dated for like 5 weeks?
There there was Bobby - he's dead now - that lasted 6 months
After that came Gary - he's dead now - 4 years.
Then Simon - ah Simon. He broke my heart. - he's dead now.

**** so pissed I didn’t think of this first!!!

 

[lavendersilk]

Damn, girl, let's go back to my apartment. And know that notwithstanding any other provision of this section or section 183, if a dwelling unit is used during the taxable year by the taxpayer as a residence and such dwelling unit is actually rented for less than 15 days during the taxable year, then no deduction otherwise allowable under this chapter because of the rental use of such dwelling unit shall be allowed, and the income derived from such use for the taxable year shall not be included in the gross income of such taxpayer under section 61...

Hey, where are you going?

Why don't you come over and we can talk about social security sometime.

 

[Bry1313]

Why don't you come over and we can talk about social security sometime.

I have many hobbies, including collecting things. Wanna see my belly button lint collection, it’s soft, like your skin.

 

[lavendersilk]

I have many hobbies, including collecting things. Wanna see my belly button lint collection, it’s soft, like your skin.

Sure... can you go a little lower? No... here. *grabs head and pushes down*

 

[Bry1313]

Sure... can you go a little lower? No... here. *grabs head and pushes down*

It’s taco time!

 

[lavendersilk]

It’s taco time!

Thank God you didn't say Arby's...