Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[LeBaronSamedi]

My love for you is like diarrhoea - I just can't keep it in.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Thank God you didn't say Arby's...

You don’t like a little roast beef action?

 

[Bry1313]

Thank God you didn't say Arby's...

You jamocha shake me up baby

 

[lavendersilk]

You don’t like a little roast beef action?

How you doin'?

 

[lavendersilk]

You don’t like a little roast beef action?

How you doin'?

Wanna put a little Horsey sauce on my Beef 'n Cheddar?

 

[Wand3rlust]

**** so pissed I didn’t think of this first!!!

Me too. You'd probably have done it better!

 

[Bry1313]

Me too. You'd probably have done it better!

Hey, wanna spend the day fighting over how to say squirrel and oregano while eating beans on toast?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hey, wanna spend the day fighting over how to say squirrel and oregano while eating beans on toast?

Hey wanna spend the day listening to all the ways in which you are wrong?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Me too. You'd probably have done it better!

Absolutely not… that post was *chefs kiss

 

[Wriggle]

I like how your eyes are slightly crossed. It's cute. It's like you are permanently cumming.

 

[Mrtenant]

*shakes her hand when first meeting her but doing the dead fish handshake

 

[Bry1313]

I like how your eyes are slightly crossed. It's cute. It's like you are permanently cumming.

Hey boy, it’s been 24 hours since we’ve talked…..I WILL NOT BE IGNORED! I mean, hi, miss you boo.

 

[lavendersilk]

Hey wanna spend the day listening to all the ways in which you are wrong?

Pardon me? I couldn't help but notice your accent. Wanna come over and colonize me? Sorry... colonise.

 

[ydahecnot]

You look just like the cute star of some snuff film I once saw. You know, I wish I remembered which one

 

[Bry1313]

You look just like the cute star of some snuff film I once saw. You know, I wish I remembered which one

You always bring a smile to my face

 

[Wriggle]

*Not a post flirting with Bry above*

*shakes her hand when first meeting her but doing the dead fish handshake

Misgendering me is the best shit flirting

Hey boy, it’s been 24 hours since we’ve talked…..I WILL NOT BE IGNORED! I mean, hi, miss you boo.

Yep
I put up with few of those here.

*Not a post flirting with Bry above*
Go back to shit flirting with him.

 

[lavendersilk]

*Not a post flirting with Bry above*


Misgendering me is the best shit flirting


Yep
I put up with few of those here.

*Not a post flirting with Bry above*
Go back to shit flirting with him.

Aww... but I wanna shit flirt with you. Wanna be my next biggest mistake?

 

[Bry1313]

Aww... but I wanna shit flirt with you. Wanna be my next biggest mistake?

No one wants to shit flirt with me….fine……I get it

 

[lavendersilk]

No one wants to shit flirt with me….fine……I get it

I would totally pin a tail on your donkey.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanna see that weird thing I can do with my fingers??

 

[Bry1313]

I would totally pin a tail on your donkey.

I’ll be your favorite second choice baby. I’ll be your big #2.

 

[Bry1313]

Wanna see that weird thing I can do with my fingers??

I’ll show you mine if your show me yours

 

[TheMrBurns]

As Olaf said to Anna in Frozen, "Some people are worth melting for."
*Stares deeply into your eyes as I pee my pants*

 

[Amanda330]

I’ll show you mine if your show me yours

Are those fingers or are you happy to see me?

 

[SlyderInside]

My hand is my pocket AND I’m happy to see you so… yes?