Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[lavendersilk]

Looking a bit testes there.

 

[Michael682]

That green hair would look great on me

 

[Wriggle]

I like my eyebrows meeting in the middle - it makes me look like a werewolf.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I like my eyebrows meeting in the middle - it makes me look like a werewolf.

So you are saying that you like it doggie style. Want me to make you howl at the moon?

 

[orangecurious]

so, the Moon... right... we think the dark side never sees the sun, but it does, because the Moon and Earth are tidally locked, so it rotates around the Earth as the Earth rotates.

I will draw a diagram...

Hello?

 

[Anastasia1999]

so, the Moon... right... we think the dark side never sees the sun, but it does, because the Moon and Earth are tidally locked, so it rotates around the Earth as the Earth rotates.

I will draw a diagram...

Hello?

Have you ever mooned out of the back of a bus??

 

[Biggalute]

I just bought you a big bunch of flowers, now go upstairs, take all your clothes off and lay on the bed with your legs open.

No need, we have vases down here.

 

[Great_Scot]

You have the most beautiful eyes. Can I keep them? *pulls out knife*

 

[TheMrBurns]

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

 

[Great_Scot]

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

 

[Trubbycat]

BOO!

 

[Wriggle]

This joke doesn't make sense. Let me explain it back to you...

 

[kathyisgr65]

I like my women like I like my trucks...with a flat tire...wait..that's not right...sooo...how many cats do u have... pulling out my photo album

 

[Grant55]

Honestly, mom let me have the car tonight.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Honestly, mom let me have the car tonight.

Great, because my mom dropped me off. Fancy a fuck before she picks me back up at 9:30?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Oooh, those sexy pages again. I can't wait to flip to the middle and read the climax!

 

[SherlockianMan]

Are you a library book, cause Id like to check you out.

 

[crazychemgirl]

All I’ve been reading is book smut … I don’t know that you can do better than that but you’re willing to try

 

[Wriggle]

You forgot my name didn't you, Clair, er cath, er crystal; didn't you?

 

[Recooter]

Trying is failing, lets just just do

 

[AlwaysDancing]

All I’ve been reading is book smut … I don’t know that you can do better than that but you’re willing to try

Oh I totally can.

(Gets out an old fashioned typewriter)

Get ready to get horny!

(Clack clack clack clackity-clack)

 

[UnquietDreams]

All I’ve been reading is book smut … I don’t know that you can do better than that but you’re willing to try

Which book is it, and my I call you "Justine?"

 

[Bry1313]

Which book is it, and my I call you "Justine?"

Would you like to play with my GI Joe collection, I’ve got a fierce little soldier.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh I totally can.

(Gets out an old fashioned typewriter)

Get ready to get horny!

(Clack clack clack clackity-clack)

Love your typewriter. Can I pound your keys until your annoyingly little arms get jammed?

 

[TomTeacher19]

You're going to want to know my name since you'll be screaming it later tonight.

It's Inmate 43827.