Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[barefootgirl69]

Do you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

 

[Great_Scot]

Are you a flat tyre? Because I want to pump* you.



*If you're not Scottish this means what you probably think it does

 

[orangecurious]

Stop, or i'll need my asthma inhaler.

actually, i do need it, just wait a sec, ok

 

[TomTeacher19]

So what makes you so curious? The exact percentages of red and yellow fo mix together? Yes, baby

 

[barefootgirl69]

Stop, or i'll need my asthma inhaler.

actually, i do need it, just wait a sec, ok

That reminds me of Albert on "Hitch"! I love that movie!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I want you to be my first …


Oh I’m not a virgin.


I mean first butter churner

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you want to hear about the book I’m reading? Or the book I just read? Or maybe the books I’m GOING to read?

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Do you want to hear about the book I’m reading? Or the book I just read? Or maybe the books I’m GOING to read?

I don't open books, I open legs.

 

[Great_Scot]

Do you want to hear about the book I’m reading? Or the book I just read? Or maybe the books I’m GOING to read?

Oh god, tell me how big your TBR list is!

 

[orangecurious]

so, bats... did you know they disconnect their ear bones so they do not deafen themselves when they echo-locate? or that they have a very long lifespan for a small mammal... or that...

 

[Great_Scot]

so, bats... did you know they disconnect their ear bones so they do not deafen themselves when they echo-locate? or that they have a very long lifespan for a small mammal... or that...

Grab your anorak, you've pulled.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Erm.

Hey.

I really like you and I think you're my soul mate and we should get married in 6 months and have 5 kids.

*beams*

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

so, bats... did you know they disconnect their ear bones so they do not deafen themselves when they echo-locate? or that they have a very long lifespan for a small mammal... or that...

Would you like to check for bats in my bat cave?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Omg let me tell you about quantum chemistry … no no .:. It’s fun, I promise. So it’s like if math, chemistry and physics had a baby.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Erm.

Hey.

I really like you and I think you're my soul mate and we should get married in 6 months and have 5 kids.

*beams*

I've seen you around... errr... would you go to bed with me?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Omg let me tell you about quantum chemistry … no no .:. It’s fun, I promise. So it’s like if math, chemistry and physics had a baby.

Oh.

Did you mean 'maths'?

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Omg let me tell you about quantum chemistry … no no .:. It’s fun, I promise. So it’s like if math, chemistry and physics had a baby.

You, me and the immaculate conception.

 

[Great_Scot]

Erm.

Hey.

I really like you and I think you're my soul mate and we should get married in 6 months and have 5 kids.

*beams*

You're meant to put me off.

I see you've already got the maternity clothes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So I know we are so compatible…

How do I know?

Oh, cuz I stalked your social media.. I added your mum on Facebook and her and I had brunch already. She thinks you’re not sleeping enough too. Yeah .. and your cousins birthday party is next Friday, don’t forget.

 

[orangecurious]

oh and reptiles... do you snakes have two penises?

Where are you going, there's no snakes on the bus.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

I'm just staring at wand3rs answer, so so confused!

Oh.

Did you mean 'maths'?

Omg let me tell you about quantum chemistry … no no .:. It’s fun, I promise. So it’s like if math, chemistry and physics had a baby.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

I've got to go, the short bus has just arrived!

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Is that @Wriggle?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I really want to finish this conversation but I have to use the potty. I’ll video chat you from the toilet, k?