Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[UnquietDreams]

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but the Pluto is still a planet, right?

 

[lavendersilk]

You are wrong, but fuck me if I am right.

 

[Grant55]

You are wrong, but fuck me if I am right.

I heard you say fuck

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I heard you say fuck

Glancing all around looks to see who’s cursing. Oh the pizza had pineapple on it?

 

[lavendersilk]

Is your hair salt and pepper? Because you can push it real good.

 

[vagrantx]

Is your hair salt and pepper? Because you can push it real good.

Hey. Saw you sitting over here so I drew a picture of you. It's not much but I hope you like it.

Huh? No, I made this. Yeah. Just now. What do you mean you've seen it? I made this. Whatever. You don't know what you're missing.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Pearl earring?! Your aim must be off

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is your hair salt and pepper? Because you can push it real good.

Damn you Purple, you stuck that song in my brain.

Only fair if I get to stick something into you in return.

 

[lavendersilk]

Are you into me? Because I want to be in you... What? Wait! No! Co m e b a c k...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am out of lube but I have some peanut butter. It might be crunchy though...

 

[Polranny]

Come up and see my collrction of Panini football stickers

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

I love panini, especially with mozzarella.

 

[sonjaluv]

I love panini, especially with mozzarella.

I would love to lick some cheese out of your panini.

 

[SherlockianMan]

If it's too hot, be sure to blow on it first.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I hear you're good at solving mysteries. Want to work on mine?

 

[SherlockianMan]

Depends, I prefer to be very hands-on in my investigations. Makes them more thorough.

 

[TomTeacher19]

I'm an Olympic athlete in the sex events. Silver medal. You'll cum in first.

 

[sonjaluv]

I'm an Olympic athlete in the sex events. Silver medal. You'll cum in first.

How long is your javelin?

 

[StillRain]

You look better when you don’t.

 

[MiChiquita2022]

Lights off or off?

 

[Slyder935236]

I get lost in the dark.

 

[MiChiquita2022]

So you're saving me the trouble?

 

[Azuldrgon]

So you're saving me the trouble?

Hola.
Soy Azul.

I'm sorry....I'm not as fluent as I'd like to be.

 

[Slyder935236]

Unless it’s trouble you seek

 

[MiChiquita2022]

I promised the kids a daddy.