Lord Pmann Wants to Start a Cult

[morelikeasong]

Do you have an informative pamphlet perchance?

I prefer a one on one session meeting with potential followers.

However, merge negotiations are being considered. New marketing material might be in order soon.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I prefer a one on one session meeting with potential followers.

However, merge negotiations are being considered. New marketing material might be in order soon.

requested points of clarification. After this…meeting:
1) How long before I’ll be able to sit down?
2) Will I have to change banks?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm not sure this cult is going to get far. In my experience, it need careful nurturing and micro managing from the cult leader.
Take your eye off the ball and the cult members soon fixate behind a new leader and well.
All hell breaks loose and before you know it a lot of people are dead.

I’m slightly worried that this doesn’t sound entirely like conjecture.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’m slightly worried that this doesn’t sound entirely like conjecture.

*looks @SalaciousMonkey22 *

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*looks @SalaciousMonkey22 *

My SSN is ###-##-####
Bank Account is 1111111111
Routing number is 333333333

Please don’t hurt me.

 

[Indie]

I need the men to all look like the book boyfriends I have in my smutty novels. If you don't have a cock that makes me gasp when I see it and wonder how it will fit, what's even the point?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*sigh* Fine, I’ll just see myself out then.

I’ll go start my own cult. With hookers. And blackjack.

 

[Wand3rlust]

That's not a cult. That's a casino.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That's not a cult. That's a casino.

 

[Wand3rlust]

It's to-mah-to.

 

[Apisto42]

So, I’ve been watching a fair amount of documentaries about cults lately- The Vow, Love Has Won, Twin Flames, etc.

It makes me want to start a cult, honestly. I mean, with my charming personality and knack for branding people, I think I could really be a great cult leader.

But it got me thinking about all the things that make a good cult. And different people want different things. As the leader, I’m mostly concerned with sex and money. Maybe a little power. But if I’m going to promise you some unachievable shit, what is it that you want to be promised?

I want to know what people are looking for in a cult. And do you think there was ever a time in your life where you could’ve fallen victim to a cult?

Lately I’d like the ability to off some people who really irritate the shit out of not just me, but many people. Can your cult make that a reality?

I wouldn’t turn down receiving daily blow jobs either.

 

[Series 6]

I dunno, it just felt as if they were burning for me

There's medication for that.

 

[Series 6]

The right cult for me would have the following:

• The option of hunting one human annually

Give me that and I'd sign up.

After said human is found, what is done with them?

 

[Apisto42]

Lately I’d like the ability to off some people who really irritate the shit out of not just me, but many people. Can your cult make that a reality?

I wouldn’t turn down receiving daily blow jobs either.

And pie.

 

[Series 6]

And pie.

What flavor?

 

[luv2custrip]

Are there bizarre sexual rituals?

 

[Series 6]

Are there bizarre sexual rituals?

Isn't that usually requisite of all cults? But I guess you'd have to define "bizarre."

 

[Apisto42]

What flavor?

Yes.

 

[Apisto42]

I need the men to all look like the book boyfriends I have in my smutty novels. If you don't have a cock that makes me gasp when I see it and wonder how it will fit, what's even the point?

You called?

 

[Series 6]

Yes.

Would a cult that specialized in providing members with various flavors of pies just be considered a bakery?

 

[Apisto42]

Would a cult that specialized in providing members with various flavors of pies just be considered a bakery?

Possibly.

But it would totally be one that I would support.

Speaking of which, god damn, just found a new bakery in the town we’re staying in. Fucking amazball pies.

 

[Series 6]

Possibly.

But it would totally be one that I would support.

Speaking of which, god damn, just found a new bakery in the town we’re staying in. Fucking amazball pies.

Ask them if they'd be willing to sponsor a cult.

 

[Lord Pmann]

This came up recently in another thread. I can’t remember how/why but I do believe it was decided that I would become the leader of a wildly popular sex cult. I hope you’re not looking to be in competition with me. I won’t go down easily.

But my followers will

I see no reason for competition. It makes sense to join forces. Do you have any branding equipment?

 

[luv2custrip]

Isn't that usually requisite of all cults? But I guess you'd have to define "bizarre."

I’ll settle for plain old sexual rituals.

 

[Indie]

You called?

*gasp*