Any Lit Members you think want to fuck YOU?

[SavannaT]

Hubba
Hubba

“Old, huh??”

 

[Seokrocks]

“Old, huh??”

I wish she did.

 

[SavannaT]

I wish she did.

I might…

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Alas... they only want my toy chest and never me.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Alas... they only want my toy chest and never me.

At least they want your toy chest… I got nothing

 

[Bassytian]

Very unlikely that there are any, but I don't exactly reach out either. There's too much competition for the ones I may be interested in and nothing about me stands out above the others, just like in real life.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Very unlikely that there are any, but I don't exactly reach out either. There's too much competition for the ones I may be interested in and nothing about me stands out above the others, just like in real life.

Then find the thing that makes you, you! Because you have to be yourself to make a connection like that. If you give up before you try, you’ll never know.

 

[JaysonFromMars]

I think most want me to cook for them, some want me to tend their gardens, a few want me to photograph them, and maybe like.. 1 actually wants to get naked with me, but it's probably just so we can talk in a hot tub.

I suspect you are seriously underestimating the members of the “get naked” group

 

[Oralexplorer]

Alas... they only want my toy chest and never me.

I just want your garden

 

[Oralexplorer]

It's most highly improbable! I have better chance winning Tattslotto. Maybe then someone might want me..they are gonna be shock when they learnt I struck division 6 for a grand total of $16.95

 

[Photog1rl]

 

[Playwithmee]

Definitely.

 

[cactusjack0584]

It's most highly improbable! I have better chance winning Tattslotto. Maybe then someone might want me..they are gonna be shock when they learnt I struck division 6 for a grand total of $16.95

Nothing is impossible if you put forth the effort. I think you can!

Well that’s an obvious yes

Definitely.

That’s fantastic for you!!

 

[cdstefi]

I found one. Best. Sex. Ever.

It is possible to click from a few DMs. There's no secret sauce or anything; just be decent, have something going on outside of a DM like an actual presence that shows you're a whole person and not just a sex void that needs filling.

 

[FreckledSprite]

No. I’d be happy if they feared me.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Depending on how loaded I am anywhere from 1-50.

 

[Coyote100]

There has got to be at least one.

 

[Scotchlander]

Thirty pages and I looked for my name. Alas nobody

 

[Peter_Out]

Alas... they only want my toy chest and never me.

I'd hardly call your chest a toy, and I'm sure many would love to play with it. So I think you're wrong.

I'm never wrong though, and No.

 

[FreckledSprite]

I’ve been trying every trick I know short of chaining one to the wall of my basement. I guess I could spend a couple days on that setup.

 

[Fred6969]

“Old, huh??”

That's like one of them there "pop-up" books...

 

[AtramentousRex]

No. I’d be happy if they feared me.

I fear all of womankind. So congratulations?
And, I'm aware the answer is no for me.

 

[Taegul]

Well, none have been calling my 1-800 number, so maybe not. Is $3.99 per minute to expensive?

 

[Coyote100]

Dozens of them. Oh wait, this isn't the tell lies about yourself thread.

 

[Qwertymaker]

Probably lots. In real life everyone's always saying to me "fuck you." Seems I'm simply irresistible. I'm guessing that also applies to everyone here