Any Lit Members you think want to fuck YOU?

[cactusjack0584]

I’ve been trying every trick I know short of chaining one to the wall of my basement. I guess I could spend a couple days on that setup.

If it works….

I fear all of womankind. So congratulations?
And, I'm aware the answer is no for me.

Fear is a powerful motivator…

Well, none have been calling my 1-800 number, so maybe not. Is $3.99 per minute to expensive?

Dozens of them. Oh wait, this isn't the tell lies about yourself thread.

Don’t sell yourself short…you have a few out there I’m sure

Probably lots. In real life everyone's always saying to me "fuck you." Seems I'm simply irresistible. I'm guessing that also applies to everyone here

Sounds like you’re killing it?

 

[Madhatter02]

Nah I’m best back on the shelf collecting dust anyways

 

[Biggalute]

There's definitely a few who'd tell me to 'go fuck yourself' if that counts

 

[Oralexplorer]

There's definitely a few who'd tell me to 'go fuck yourself' if that counts

Priceless

 

[Oralexplorer]

I’ve been trying every trick I know short of chaining one to the wall of my basement. I guess I could spend a couple days on that setup.

Why did you not mention the chain and basement up front.

 

[Oralexplorer]

No. I’d be happy if they feared me.

https://ibb.co/3YQvWnNC

 

[FreckledSprite]

Why did you not mention the chain and basement up front.

Do you think that sell it? Or me? Do you think that’ll sell me?

 

[Oralexplorer]

Do you think that sell it? Or me? Do you think that’ll sell me?

It's part of the marketing 5Ps.. product and placement

 

[FreckledSprite]

It's part of the marketing 5Ps.. product and placement

I haven’t even bought chains yet

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I dreamed a dream in time gone by
That my lit crush wanted to fuck me-e-e-eee

And though I may not know whyyyyyyy
Some dreams are meant to never beeeeee.

 

[deft]

What if they make me think they want to fuck me, but are just after me to exploit my incredible macrame skills on Etsy?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

What if they make me think they want to fuck me, but are just after me to exploit my incredible macrame skills on Etsy?

I know. That’s the worst feeling. I’ve been thinking about starting a support group for the macrame-zoned.

 

[deft]

I know. That’s the worst feeling. I’ve been thinking about starting a support group for the macrame-zoned.

Good idea. It’s a knotty issue, for sure.

 

[FreckledSprite]

I dreamed a dream in time gone by
That my lit crush wanted to fuck me-e-e-eee

And though I may not know whyyyyyyy
Some dreams are meant to never beeeeee.

This will be stuck in my head all day now

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Good idea. It’s a knotty issue, for sure.

Take heart!! We can unravel this plight and get fucked. I know it …

((Hiding tears of defeat))

 

[AlwaysDancing]

This will be stuck in my head all day now

You’re welcome

I’m here all week.

Because …

At the end of the day we’re another day horny!
And that’s all you can say for the life of the fucked!

I agree these rhymes can be rather corny,
But that’s Les Mis be dragged through the muck

And the righteous hurry past, they don’t see the horny ones begging
And the night is coming on fast, we’re ready to fuck

 

[deft]

Take heart!! We can unravel this plight and get fucked. I know it …

((Hiding tears of defeat))

Macrame skills transfer neatly to shibari… perhaps someone will recognise this and we’ll be roped into that…

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Macrame skills transfer neatly to shibari… perhaps someone will recognise this and we’ll be roped into that…

Why else would we macrame?!

 

[deft]

Why else would we macrame?!

I am bored of trussing up cold pottery in suspension… I need pliable, warm skin and willing, flexible flesh.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

So, I just spent my shower reworking the confrontation scene in Les Misérable to a scene where a man came to fast and tries to beg for a chance to make it right.

Then I moved on to the BDsm version of The Phantom of the Opera

which means nobody here wants to fuck me because page 176 of the tome “The Unfuckables” it says, “No one will fuck a man who ruins broadway productions as foreplay!”

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I am bored of trussing up cold pottery in suspension… I need pliable, warm skin and willing, flexible flesh.

That is the creepiest thing I’ve read today

 

[deft]

That is the creepiest thing I’ve read today

And that’s why nobody wants to fuck me!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

That is the creepiest thing I’ve read today

Today!?!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Depends on the day

 

[Azuldrgon]

Honest answer, I think folks just want the cuddles and the hugs.
Actual fucking I doubt.