🍆❤️‍🩹🍆 Dicknations for Sassy! Updates & Get Well Wang 🍆❤️‍🩹🍆

[hotwords229_A]

On a positive note, she is kicking the arse out of the physio side of things. Able to get up for very short periods and walk but she's extremely tired after short bursts and is resting a lot.

That’s our Sassy. Some discouraging news, but already kicking ass!
It’s going to be a long, tough road ahead, but you are going to get through this.

 

[Trekka]

Dear Sassy,

I’m only gonna speak for myself. I love ya, and I’m here for ya.

1. I’ll be back to visit soon and I don’t care what kinda shape you’re in, there’s gonna be shenanigans, even if that means stealing a wheelchair and sneaking into the elevator and riding it up and down to all the floors looking for the hottest male nurse. So be ready.

2. You’re comin’ to Florida, dammit, and I won’t hear otherwise. Screw radiation, just come down here in a thong bikini and stand outside at noon for a half hour. It’s roughly equivalent.

3. You’ve got some special deliveries coming. That’s all ima say there!

4. If WA doesn’t give you the good drugs, FL knows how to party. We ride dirty.

But this sucks donkey balls (excuse me, Wonky) and all I can think of is that I love ya, miss Sassy, and I’m on team “Let’s Make This as Unsucky As Possible.”

I’m here, standing by, to help with unsuckage. I can gather cronies too. It’ll be like sending you a giant Carebear Stare.



This isn’t what we wanted to hear, but it doesn’t change anything, from my end, at least.

Ima be here to make you smile and send all the TLC, indefinitely.

Sincerely,
The Unsucker

 

[talikat]

It's always the waiting, ugh

It is very positive that she seems to be in good spirits, which means that she'll kick this shit to the curb!

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Stopping in to give cancer a swift kick and Sassy a big hug.

*signs up for Team Unsuckage*

 

[hotoldrguy]

Okay. It's been a rough couple of days. Sassy has asked me to post an update here.

I wish the news was better. First, the part of the surgery to remove the head of the pancreas was successful. That was where the tumour was. However, the surgeon found more cancer round the arteries underneath the pancreas and although they tried, they deemed it too dangerous to remove in the end.
It isn't curable but they can give treatment to extend her time.

For now it is a waiting game to see if the cancer has spread to the lymph nodes - that could take a week. Obviously, here's hoping it hasn't.

She'll probably be in hospital for another couple of weeks.

The current plan is chemotherapy and radiation for six months.

On a positive note, she is kicking the arse out of the physio side of things. Able to get up for very short periods and walk but she's extremely tired after short bursts and is resting a lot.

Glad to hear they were able to get the tumor. The cancer on the arteries sounds ominous though. I hope the treatments they are planning can keep it from spreading. Sounds like the lymph node tests will be the final part of the treatment puzzle. I hope the cancer has not spread there.
I am glad to hear she is up and kicking ass though

 

[Anastasia1999]

Thinking of Sassy and wishing her well. Cancer is such a bitch.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Glad to hear they were able to get the tumor. The cancer on the arteries sounds ominous though. I hope the treatments they are planning can keep it from spreading. Sounds like the lymph node tests will be the final part of the treatment puzzle. I hope the cancer has not spread there.
I am glad to hear she is up and kicking ass though

Yeah. It isn't good at all. No way to get it out without a ton of risk.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

But this sucks donkey balls (excuse me, Wonky)

I don't know who you've been talking to but my balls aren't THAT bad.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Okay. It's been a rough couple of days. Sassy has asked me to post an update here.

I wish the news was better. First, the part of the surgery to remove the head of the pancreas was successful. That was where the tumour was. However, the surgeon found more cancer round the arteries underneath the pancreas and although they tried, they deemed it too dangerous to remove in the end.
It isn't curable but they can give treatment to extend her time.

For now it is a waiting game to see if the cancer has spread to the lymph nodes - that could take a week. Obviously, here's hoping it hasn't.

She'll probably be in hospital for another couple of weeks.

The current plan is chemotherapy and radiation for six months.

On a positive note, she is kicking the arse out of the physio side of things. Able to get up for very short periods and walk but she's extremely tired after short bursts and is resting a lot.

No, not what we wanted to hear, but surely all is not lost. We need to focus on the positive: they managed to cut out the big tumor. Sassy is alive. Heck, she is up and walking around, ok so for only a few steps at a time but how would we feel after a ten hour surgery, imagine the stress that was put on her whole body. I mean, I feel like I want a nap after a single hour of housework, ya know?? So.

Those other nasty bits of cancer they found, well.. They can do amazing things with chemo and radiation. No, it won’t ever go away and Sassy won’t live to be 100. But maybe they can give her a few more years. And knowing that time is limited hopefully she and her family can make every day count.

I’m still keeping my fingers crossed for ya, Sassy. And look at Trekka’s post, you still have so much living to do. It ain’t over till it’s over.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Sassy,

I’m only gonna speak for myself. I love ya, and I’m here for ya.

1. I’ll be back to visit soon and I don’t care what kinda shape you’re in, there’s gonna be shenanigans, even if that means stealing a wheelchair and sneaking into the elevator and riding it up and down to all the floors looking for the hottest male nurse. So be ready.

2. You’re comin’ to Florida, dammit, and I won’t hear otherwise. Screw radiation, just come down here in a thong bikini and stand outside at noon for a half hour. It’s roughly equivalent.

3. You’ve got some special deliveries coming. That’s all ima say there!

4. If WA doesn’t give you the good drugs, FL knows how to party. We ride dirty.

But this sucks donkey balls (excuse me, Wonky) and all I can think of is that I love ya, miss Sassy, and I’m on team “Let’s Make This as Unsucky As Possible.”

I’m here, standing by, to help with unsuckage. I can gather cronies too. It’ll be like sending you a giant Carebear Stare.



This isn’t what we wanted to hear, but it doesn’t change anything, from my end, at least.

Ima be here to make you smile and send all the TLC, indefinitely.

Sincerely,
The Unsucker

A most excellent post. You are a great person to have around.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I don't know who you've been talking to but my balls aren't THAT bad.

I think we will need visual proof of that!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

No, not what we wanted to hear, but surely all is not lost. We need to focus on the positive: they managed to cut out the big tumor. Sassy is alive. Heck, she is up and walking around, ok so for only a few steps at a time but how would we feel after a ten hour surgery, imagine the stress that was put on her whole body. I mean, I feel like I want a nap after a single hour of housework, ya know?? So.

Those other nasty bits of cancer they found, well.. They can do amazing things with chemo and radiation. No, it won’t ever go away and Sassy won’t live to be 100. But maybe they can give her a few more years. And knowing that time is limited hopefully she and her family can make every day count.

I’m still keeping my fingers crossed for ya, Sassy. And look at Trekka’s post, you still have so much living to do. It ain’t over till it’s over.

I know. She just wanted me to post an update once her family had been told and I, at a loss for words, used Mr. Sassy's Facebook post as a template.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I think we will need visual proof of that!

You'll need to pay the OnlyFans subscription first.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I know. She just wanted me to post an update once her family had been told and I, at a loss for words, used Mr. Sassy's Facebook post as a template.

I in no way meant it as a criticism. I'm just saying we all need to keep our chins up

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

You'll need to pay the OnlyFans subscription first.

Can't afford it, that's why I am on Lit!

 

[Dribble]

Can't afford it, that's why I am on Lit!

He should be giving out free subscriptions to you...right? What a fucking donkey

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

He should be giving out free subscriptions to you...right? What a fucking donkey

I don't have opposable thumbs. I'm a donkey! Therefore work is a bit hard to come by. I did try making a living selling my body but my clients got arrested for being perverts.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I in no way meant it as a criticism. I'm just saying we all need to keep our chins up

I know.
Just trying to explain my wording. I'm not great with expressing myself and putting thoughts into words - well ones that can be repeated in civil company anyway!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Anyway, I forgot today's update.

Sassy is doing better - she's no longer typing like she's overdosed on LSD but is obviously still super tired. She's had plenty of visitors that have left her even more so.

Apart from a swollen arm where all the blood is being taken - she is doing well. Her dressings have been removed for now. She's still got an epidural in and has been walking some more around the ward today with the sadists (my name for physiotherapists ) returning for more later.

 

[Dribble]

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I know.
Just trying to explain my wording. I'm not great with expressing myself and putting thoughts into words - well ones that can be repeated in civil company anyway!

Haha, you're doing just fine!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Anyway, I forgot today's update.

Sassy is doing better - she's no longer typing like she's overdosed on LSD but is obviously still super tired. She's had plenty of visitors that have left her even more so.

Apart from a swollen arm where all the blood is being taken - she is doing well. Her dressings have been removed for now. She's still got an epidural in and has been walking some more around the ward today with the sadists (my name for physiotherapists ) returning for more later.

Quite remarkable only three days after such a big event.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Awwwww! I want a donkey now! I wonder what my HOA would say.....

 

[Dribble]

Awwwww! I want a donkey now! I wonder what my HOA would say.....

They can be temperamental but they are super loving too

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Awwwww! I want a donkey now! I wonder what my HOA would say.....

I taught Thiago everything he knows.

He's a slut though.