😎 That Feeling When...

TFW you place your palm on the back of her head - in public - and she presses her head firmly against the palm...
 
TFW you catch a fish you know is a good one. Feeling it fight and having to work him in. Then seeing a silver flash in the water.
 
TFW you've finished mowing the lawn and your arthritic knees are all like "You can't move now, bitch. Suck it!"

And I can respond with, "Got this nice chair right here on the outdoor patio, who needs to move, fuckheads?"
 
TFW you slept just 4 hours after the nightshift, but something woke you up and you can't fall asleep again cuz the sun shines straight into your face.
 
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