😎 That Feeling When...

[ydahecnot]

TFW she drops into the seat beside you, her steel blue dress hugging her curves, hooks one leg over yours, slides a hand invitingly up your chest, leans in intimately and breathlessly whispers "I need your cock in my mouth."

And all you can do is turn to her and reply, "Flattered. Absolutely. But who are you?"

And she realizes she's had a few too many drinks and that the guy she came with (who I do not resemble in any way) is sitting a few rows further down.

Such a strange night! But at least we know that dude got laid!

TWF when you read something and think, you dummy!

 

[Xerxes82]

TWF when you read something and think, you dummy!

To be fair, my girlfriend was sitting on the other side of me at the time. I can't claim to have been a good boy purely for the sake of virtue.

 

[Wand3rlust]

TFW the joke is carried on too long and it isn't funny any more...

 

[Take_charge]

TFW you open the Oreo package only to find that someone left it empty in the pantry.

 

[snexxer]

TFW, you wish you could take someone out for coffee and just talk for hours.

 

[Taegul]

TFW you have the time of your life with the most unbelievably beautiful woman of your dreams only to wake up in bed and realize it actually was just a dream. Now get your ass to work before you're late! Dammit!!!

 

[Grant55]

TFW your day is bleh.

 

[sallysparrow23]

TFW you lose your way and forget your self-worth.

 

[Lady_Libra_]

TFW you start to overthink

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

TFW you have the first sense of long, soft hair flowing over your stomach and thighs...

 

[PandemicReader8]

That feeling when you realize your lesbian daughter is checking out the same hottie at the tailgate that you are...

 

[Anastasia1999]

TFW you realise you need stronger glasses

 

[Pad_Foot]

TFW You realize a woman you like is sexier when she puts her glasses on

 

[Lady_Libra_]

TFW when you finish doing your lashes (at home for the first time) and you realize you look like that muppet that plays guitar.

 

[Anastasia1999]

TFW when you finish doing your lashes (at home for the first time) and you realize you look like that muppet that plays guitar.

She has a grand set of lashes alright but who bit off her nose?

 

[CinnfulSugar]

You wake to find sugar has shared a picture of her fine breasts on the forum and her inbox has exploded.

 

[lacandy]

TFW you take matters into your own hands (not like that! Pervs!)

 

[RosewoodTulip]

That feeling when you're freshly showered, with clean and comfy pyjamas, an ice cold beer and you sink into your couch...

 

[sallysparrow23]

That feeling when you're freshly showered, with clean and comfy pyjamas, an ice cold beer and you sink into your couch...

Living vicariously through you.

 

[CinnfulSugar]

You wake to find sugar has shared a picture of her fine breasts on the forum and her inbox has exploded.

Ummm... Is that supposed to be a good or a bad feeling?

 

[CinnfulSugar]

Ummm... Is that supposed to be a good or a bad feeling?

...are we really having a domestic on here. Darling ? Are we?

 

[Xerxes82]

TFW your car stops starting and you scramble to get your workday back on track.

 

[TongueLust]

TFW a family member asks for help with a ritual.🕯

 

[lilmissdarling]

TFW you remember you don't have to work tomorrow.

 

[lanceGibs]

TFW your cock slides roughly between cute lips