AH Roll Call

[ukstockinglvr]

1. A brief introduction, please.
2. What's the link to your member submissions page?
3. For which category do you most often write?
4. Which ONE of your stories or poems would you choose to give to a newbie as the best indicator of your skills/style?
5. Are you published elsewhere? (If not, do you wanna be?)
6. Who ELSE are you (i.e., alternate IDs)?
7. Anything else you simply must add?

1] Hi I am ukstockinglvr Long time Lit fan. Big fan of erotica and to pass the time I wrote a few stories back in the early naughties when living abroad and had no internet connection (yes there were places in the world back then with no internet!) It has took me over ten years to finally post them.
2] http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=1585406&page=submissions
3] I write in quite a few, my kinks are many. Mainly Exhibition/Voyeur or Taboo.
4] A Lucky Mistext is an indication of how I am developing as a writer, my other stories apart from Well Earned Commission were written ten years ago and I think it shows.
5] No. But I do write Sci-fi and wish to be published by BL (its niche and difficult to break into though )
6] I have another identity online. This one is my only secret one .
7] I am happy I finally got around to joining and posting my stories on here, and I am enjoying writing every day both erotica and fiction. I believe I am improving the more I do it so expect a lot more from me. (I know its been a year since my last submission but I have got a story in the works)

 

[thighlicker85]

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Impressiva Impetuousa
a/k/a Imp​

A delightful yet baffling creature. Playful on the surface, but complex and at times extraordinarily frustrating to those select few she allows to approach. Is exceedingly flexible and cooperative unless her values are threatened, at which time she becomes an unforgiving bitch.

Is at her absolute best when organizing and advocating. Is intolerant of any personal display of insecurity or neediness, and attempts to emotionally isolate herself until such ugly cycles run their course. Has extreme difficulty admitting her needs for fear of eliciting a response tainted by obligation.

Prefers to subsist on a diet of equal parts peace and passion. Eschews all forms of conflict. Cannot be tamed, but can be coaxed into temporary submission. Requires a partner with exceptional patience and the ability to read her mind, but is well worth

1. A brief introduction, please.
   
   Howdy. Apparently, I'm one of those AH veterans now. Although my join date says September 2003, I didn't make it to the AH until August 2004. (I have dear matriarch to thank for inviting me to join the family here.) Please call me Imp. There's no need to choke on impressive. *wink*
   
   I am, for all intents and purposes, just "flirty window dressing" around here. I seldom jump into the "serious" threads (because I really don't want to have to think too terribly much when I'm hangin' out in the Hangout). Go ahead -- underestimate me.
   
   I adore Jammies' comparison of me to a Kauri:
   
   
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2. What's the link to your member submissions page?
   
   impressions
   .
3. For which category do you most often write?
   
   I'm not writing for Lit much any more. Too busy self-publishing (plus editing & designing covers) for paying venues.
   .
4. Which ONE of your stories or poems would you choose to give to a newbie as the best indicator of your skills/style?
   
   I pulled most of my stuff from Lit for publication. What's left isn't worth mentioning.
   .
5. Are you published elsewhere? (If not, do you wanna be?)
   
   Yes -- To date, I've accepted money from Fictionwise, Phaze, Venus Press (defunct), Ruthie's Club (defunct), Tit-Elation (defunct), Torquere Press, Literary Metro, Desdmona, Oysters & Chocolate, Erotic Dreams, Clean Sheets, AudioLark, and Whispers Media.
   
   I write both solo and collaboratively (with Belegon).
   .
6. Who ELSE are you (i.e., alternate IDs)?
   
   Alessia Brio -- a pen name I created when my work sold ('cause the publisher didn't want to use impressive). I also created the Coming Together account, but it's shared with several members who help with the anthology series (see www.eroticanthology.com for details).
   .
7. Anything else you simply must add?
   
   Peace, y'all.

And, what's not already covered above (from Ted's AH Directory) ...

• Age: Late 40s
• Gender: F
• Orientation: Bi
• Status (married, attached, single/looking, single/go away): fiercely independent
• Occupation: Author, advocate/activist, editor, cover artist
• Location: Pittsburgh area
• Timezone: Eastern (GMT-5)
• Your SO (if on Lit): N/A
• Political affiliation: Liberal Democrat
• Offline until notice: I'm around, just not here as much as I'd like to be.
• Your first language: English (the American variety)
• Cat or dog person: Pussy, hands down
• What transition are undergoing?: You name it.
• What should people know about you before posting with you: Pfft! That's cheating!

Oh, and my life's soundtrack is HERE.

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[/QUOTyou look like a goddess I would love too eat,bet you taste so good.​

 

[ChloeTzang]

I like this resurrection. Good find. Now to see who’s still here from years ago....

 

[oggbashan]

I like this resurrection. Good find. Now to see who’s still here from years ago....

I am still here...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I am still here...

in aeternum, we expect

 

[TxRad]

Well duh, three old goats so far.

 

[ChloeTzang]

Well duh, three old goats so far.

Well I did think that

 

[KeithD]

Well duh, three old goats so far.

Make it four.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Make that five.

Although this long ago I had a different ID.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Make that six. I wrote this a long time ago, and it's still one of my favorites:
Tatelou Quits Smoking
byBoxlicker101©
One day Tatelou said to us, I’m quitting smoking, guys.
Written down the whynots and I’ve written down the whys.
Do you have some help for me? she said to all of Lit,
Any tips or good advice to help me really quit?

Sub Joe told her give them up for one day till you see.
I agree, Black Tulip said. I found it worked for me.
Quit them cold, the only way to go, I said to Lou.
She agreed and said that lollipops may help her through.

Rude Dude said don’t use a patch and mentioned Dutch support.
Nausea just might help you, Lou, The Earl said in rapport.
Yuk and eeew and Blurgh! she said. I just might try it, though
Pop begged off but wished her luck and hoped she’d make it go.

Liar said he smoked no more because of smelly breath.
Mindy said stay off the booze; I hope you have the strength.
‘Dita said she quit them once but started up again.
Watch out for the triggers, dear, I wish you well my friend.

Dirt Man said he wished her luck although he’s smoking some.
Remec told of habits, how they’re hard to overcome.
Pierce Street told a story that he hoped would help her quit.
Give them up! remember that your life depends on it.

SnoopDog’s not a smoker but advised on saving dough.
BT led us cheering, yelling go, girl, go, girl, go.
Phildo said that exercise will help you quite a bit.
Charley said stay out of bars and sex will help you quit.

Raphy offered hugs and Destinie could do the same.
Tatelou thanked them, cuz the hugs could help her win the game.
Dirty Lover told her how he quit them recently.
Once again we stood and cheered, directed by BT.

Icingsugar checked in, said he wished the best for Lou.
Whispering Surrender told us Raphy said so too.
Phildo led us in a cheer but then he called her “Tat”
Tatelou thanked him for the cheer and said don’t call me that.

Lee said this is how I quit and gave some good advice.
Sorry that I’m late Mhari said and kissed her twice.
Smoked for thirty years said Lime and quit not long ago.
Ev’rything is better, ‘specially sex and food you know.

Summer Morning said don’t be a quitter when you try.
I can hypnotize you, was the word from Dingus Guy.
Lin said hey, I missed a sexy avatar of Lou.
Goddess said that writing gives her hands a job to do.

Sailor gave encouragement in case there was a need.
Made the team said Belegon because I quit the weed.
Maybe you can help me quit, Erotic Writer said.
Lou, it’s been a month or more since you began the thread.

Lew the Dude is reaching out and helping guard your back.
Boxy George is writing stories of you in the sack.
Even went so far to write this really silly rhyme,
While the lewd, licentious one is giving you his time.

All the folks I know on Lit. are truly on your side,
Giving you encouragement to help you turn the tide.
Giving you advice and saying what you ought to do,
Saying hang in there, my dear, we hope you see it through.

If you haven’t had a smoke since you began the thread,
If you are enjoying things your husband does in bed,
Ev’ryone is proud of you, we see you standing tall.
Please don’t start to smoke again; you’ll disappoint us all.


This was a fun poem to write and I hope you enjoy it too and vote if you do. It's a true story, also, and the thread is included in Authors' Hangout under "I Need Help", if you want to see if I missed anybody who contributed.
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[_Lynn_]

I'm old and I'm still here.

 

[TxRad]

I'm old and I'm still here.

And we're glad of it.

 

[_Lynn_]

And we're glad of it.

 

[Handley_Page]

Am I the 7th?

in aeternum, we expect

We hope.

I'm old and I'm still here.

You ain't that old, Madam, and you HAVE been missed.

 

[Hypoxia]

This thread was born in CE 2005. Until today's resurrection, the latest post was in 2014, its precedent was in 2012, and all other posts pre-date 2011. My holy ascension to LIT was in 2013 so I don't know if I quite qualify. That's okay; I don't want to be a member of any club that would accept me.

As for who I am... read my profile.

 

[CuteSlaveLisa]

Newcomer 3/2019 here to write true stories and fiction derived from same.

Mom and dad called me Lisa, Lisa Ann if it was serious, growing up (although that other Lisa Ann is cute, Tina Fey without panties). Its pretty close to the first two names on my Texas (independent nation 1836-45, twenty-eighth state thereafter) birth certificate.

Cute is Texan for 'smart-ass.'

Slave means I most willingly gave my big bro George my body and soul at least 42 years ago. I love him more than life itself.

I say I was born on Dec 1, 1959 on Lit, that is pretty close. But then George and Punch really had lottery numbers so I might be just a tad older IRL.

Orientation and status are completely intertwined for me. I love my lovers and they love me. They number two boys and four girls and we have been an exclusive poly group for at least the 42 years I acknowledge on Lit.

I am a business owner, I held a FAA ATP until the government decided I had to retire due to excessive experience. I mean you wouldn't want your surgeon or pilot to be experienced. James over here needs to practice on somebody, you dear citizen may be his first.

Political affiliation, well politicians of every stripe are the anti-Christ spoken of in Revelations... (One of my lovers is an ordained Christian Minister, when we were six and seven we sat in her father's library comparing different translations of scripture in lieu of playing with dolls. It was that experience, rather than going down on Jamie twelve years later that made me "gay," different.)

My beliefs are summarized thusly:

"So we, being many, are one body in Christ, Jesus, every one a member of another." -Romans 12.5 Which to me means we are all part of the whole although we have differing functions.

"There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for we are one in Christ, Jesus." -Galatians 3.28 "We is all jus' peeps tryin'ta get along."

I was born before everyone had a computer, I still don't know how to work the dozen or so that I own. I mostly write and am online 8a-5p-ish (Sam) Houston (central) time. So likely that would be my location as well.

Old joke about Daylight Savings time: Only the government can cut a foot off of the bottom of your blanket and sew it to the top and believe that they gave you a bigger blanket.

If you ain't gathered by now my first language is Texan, which is kinda sorta similar to English.

Being a Texan, I own firearms and think you should too. This makes me a member of a most esteemed group: Jay, Franklin, Washington, Morris, Frankel, Madison, Hamilton, Monroe, Jefferson, Adams, Adams and Adams, Paine, Henry... The concept of a founders fifteen-way makes me wet, that's patriotism for you.

"My life is an open book, you read it on the radio." -Neil Young

There are two groups of people on this earth. those who know my full name, birthdate and address, and the more fortunate group who know EVERYTHING else. Because, yes, I am a narcissist and I am my favorite topic, followed very, very closely by my lovers George, Punch, Eva, Kristin, Jamie and Lillian.

And grandma, I am a mom and a grandma, loves a good spit-roast, as in being the girl being spit-roasted, and trading spit with my girls.

Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann

 

[thighlicker85]

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We've had a bunch of new faces here lately, so I thought it might be fun/cool/helpful to have a roll call. (Yeah, I swiped the idea from the poetry forum.)

1. A brief introduction, please.
2. What's the link to your member submissions page?
3. For which category do you most often write?
4. Which ONE of your stories or poems would you choose to give to a newbie as the best indicator of your skills/style?
5. Are you published elsewhere? (If not, do you wanna be?)
6. Who ELSE are you (i.e., alternate IDs)?
7. Anything else you simply must add?

im thighlicker and would love to lick you between your thighs,yummy.

 

[thighlicker85]

licking

Newcomer 3/2019 here to write true stories and fiction derived from same.

Mom and dad called me Lisa, Lisa Ann if it was serious, growing up (although that other Lisa Ann is cute, Tina Fey without panties). Its pretty close to the first two names on my Texas (independent nation 1836-45, twenty-eighth state thereafter) birth certificate.

Cute is Texan for 'smart-ass.'

Slave means I most willingly gave my big bro George my body and soul at least 42 years ago. I love him more than life itself.

I say I was born on Dec 1, 1959 on Lit, that is pretty close. But then George and Punch really had lottery numbers so I might be just a tad older IRL.

Orientation and status are completely intertwined for me. I love my lovers and they love me. They number two boys and four girls and we have been an exclusive poly group for at least the 42 years I acknowledge on Lit.

I am a business owner, I held a FAA ATP until the government decided I had to retire due to excessive experience. I mean you wouldn't want your surgeon or pilot to be experienced. James over here needs to practice on somebody, you dear citizen may be his first.

Political affiliation, well politicians of every stripe are the anti-Christ spoken of in Revelations... (One of my lovers is an ordained Christian Minister, when we were six and seven we sat in her father's library comparing different translations of scripture in lieu of playing with dolls. It was that experience, rather than going down on Jamie twelve years later that made me "gay," different.)

My beliefs are summarized thusly:

"So we, being many, are one body in Christ, Jesus, every one a member of another." Romans 12.5 Which to me means we are all part of the whole although we have differing functions.

"There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for we are one in Christ, Jesus." Galatians 3.28 "We is all jus' peeps tryin'ta get along."

I was born before everyone had a computer, I still don't know how to work the dozen or so that I own. I mostly write and am online 8a-5p-ish (Sam) Houston (central) time. So likely that would be my location as well.

Old joke about Daylight Savings time: Only the government can cut a foot off of the bottom of your blanket and sew it to the top and believe that they gave you a bigger blanket.

If you ain't gathered by now my first language is Texan, which is kinda sorta similar to English.

"My life is an open book, you read it on the radio." -Neil Young

There are two groups of people on this earth. those who know my full name, birthdate and address, and the more fortunate group who know EVERYTHING else. Because, yes, I am a narcissist and I am my favorite topic, followed very, very closely by my lovers George, Punch, Eva, Kristin, Jamie and Lillian.

And grandma, I am a mom and a grandma, loves a good spit-roast, as in being the girl being spit-roasted, and trading spit with my girls.

Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann

OMG love to lick you girl,ALL over,just any where you told me to.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Cute is Texan for 'smart-ass.'

Lisa Ann

It does, or did, mean something similar in New York. For example parents might say to their kids, "Don't get cute with me."

 

[Kantarii]

<not a newbie and certainly not an oldie. Kant

 

[Bramblethorn]

OMG love to lick you girl,ALL over,just any where you told me to.

Nobody wants to fuck you IRL, eh?

Seriously, stop sleazing on random women here. This isn't a personals forum.

 

[ChloeTzang]

OMG love to lick you girl,ALL over,just any where you told me to.

Icepack. definitely an icepack.

 

[AfterDusk]

Yes, I'm still lurking around in the shadows. So why not revamp this thread...though I can't be counted as an old goat, but for what it is worth I've been reading on Lit almost since the beginning.

Intro: I go by E, or AD depending on the mood. If you want to know what either stands for, message me.

Submissions: AfterDusk

Category: I intend on publishing something in every category, but I'd say for the most part I dwell in sci-fi and fantasy.

One story: Hmm. That's like asking a parent who their favorite kid is. But, if I must, I'd say First Death. It is a rework of the first novel I ever wrote. Dark humor, some good sex and a bit of a mind fuck to go with.

Published elsewhere? I've pulled everything that I had self published but perhaps I will do it again the future.

Who else? Fuck, it is hard enough being one person, no way in hell am I going to try to be two.

Age: Probably younger than you think.

Gender: Female

Orientation: As the saying goes, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. I'm not going to say no

Status (married, attached, single/looking, single/go away): Limbo. Or purgatory, depends on how you look at it I guess.

Occupation: Seamstress. Yup, honest truth.

Location: Somewhere in the middle of the states.

Political affiliation: The correct one.

Your first language: American (let's face it, it isn't exactly English anymore).

What should people know about you before posting with you: I tell it like it is, yo. I tend to be honest in a nice way, unless you're a twat, then I'll be honest in a brutal way.

 

[Edward Teach]

I'm still around, although not very often no more, and still kickin', although not very high no more. But I do miss a lot of you.

Edward the Pensive

 

[thighlicker85]

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[*]A brief introduction, please.
[*] This is me, is that you?

[*]What's the link to your member submissions page?
[*] Its in my sig line.

[*]For which category do you most often write?
[*] Toys, lesbian.

[*]Which ONE of your stories or poems would you choose to give to a newbie as the best indicator of your skills/style?
[*] My latest one.

[*]Are you published elsewhere? (If not, do you wanna be?)
[*] Couple sites I posted on, lots stolen and under different author names with stuff changed.

[*]Who ELSE are you (i.e., alternate IDs)?
[*] I am only me, and I get confused about other alternate ID's, and once got extremely pissed at Dranoel over that. I thought a stupid girl was retarded and felt all sorry for her, and he accused me of being her, when it was him, the bastard. Oh, I forgave him cause Cloudy asked me to, but I rarely post where I see that ID.

[*]Anything else you simply must add?
[*] Hi to all newbies, unless you are someones alternate ID.


Edited to make it look like everybody else's, kinda.

if they are wet,can I lick you dry.?