Alex's Daily One Liner Thread

[AlexGordon]

I cracked a joke about ninjas the other day and no-one saw it coming ...

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

I cracked a joke about ninjas the other day and no-one saw it coming ...

Hmm...

 

[Angellica1612]

I cracked a joke about ninjas the other day and no-one saw it coming ...

Lol! Love this thread

 

[AlexGordon]

Hmm...

As if by magic ...

 

[AlexGordon]

Lol! Love this thread

Glad you like, Angel!

 

[AlexGordon]

I was so desperate for someone to want me for my body, I filled out an organ donor card ....

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

As if by magic ...

It was the word ninja...

 

[TomBoner]

Hiya alex! Nice place here, my friend!

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

 

[AlexGordon]

Hiya alex! Nice place here, my friend!

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Cheers, Tom - nice to see you here!

 

[AlexGordon]

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

 

[TomBoner]

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

 

[respeito]

I bet you I could stop gambling.

 

[respeito]

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.

 

[AlexGordon]

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

 

[TomBoner]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[AlexGordon]

I quit my job at the helium factory – I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.

 

[TomBoner]

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

 

[ga400us]

Some people brighten your world by coming into it, others by leaving.

 

[AlexGordon]

99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name.

 

[Zoe_A_2222]

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.


Hiya Alex

 

[ga400us]

Your what hurts?

 

[AlexGordon]

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.


Hiya Alex

Hey Zoe! (((((Hugs!)))))


You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because eventually you get tested. She'll go: "What's my favourite flower?" And you murmur to yourself: "Shit, I wasn't listening ... ummm ... Self-raising?"

 

[AlexGordon]

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help" ...

 

[SJZ76]

My mind works like lightning: one brilliant flash and it is gone...

(Love the thread, Alex!)

 

[Zoe_A_2222]

Hey Zoe! (((((Hugs!)))))


You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because eventually you get tested. She'll go: "What's my favourite flower?" And you murmur to yourself: "Shit, I wasn't listening ... ummm ... Self-raising?"

Self-raising! Bwhahaha and I'm not thinking of flour either


Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.