Are you Lit stalkworthy?

[ADIDAS00]

Only if you want to go down a rabbit hole….

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Only if you want to go down a rabbit hole….

..not exactly an appealing way to describe your bumhole.


I am boring as all fuck, slightly crazy.. so nah, not stalk worthy.

 

[LostHorizon]

..not exactly an appealing way to describe your bumhole.


I am boring as all fuck, slightly crazy.. so nah, not stalk worthy.

I’m sure you’re stalk worthy for some of the lunatics that frequent this place.

 

[LostHorizon]

I do not feel I am. And to the best of knowledge I am not being.

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

It’s my goal to not be.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

..not exactly an appealing way to describe your bumhole.


I am boring as all fuck, slightly crazy.. so nah, not stalk worthy.

BS

The boring part for sure anyway

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

..not exactly an appealing way to describe your bumhole.


I am boring as all fuck, slightly crazy.. so nah, not stalk worthy.

Shut your mouth. I've been periodically in your business for 10 years or more and I always enjoy it.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I know you stalk me but I meant otters

 

[cactusjack0584]

Otters?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/CzbOTB8R8OYAAAAd/otters-otter.gif

Fucking autocorrect…
But also otters are cool…
So maybe yeah, I’d love for the otter community to stalk me…


And I of course meant others… but apparently my phone thinks I have a very very very specific mostly aquatic animal kink

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Fucking autocorrect…
But also otters are cool…
So maybe yeah, I’d love for the otter community to stalk me…


And I of course meant others… but apparently my phone thinks I have a very very very specific mostly aquatic animal kink

Aquatic plants are safer I assume

 

[cactusjack0584]

Aquatic plants are safer I assume

To do what with…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

To do what with…

Whatever your heart and mind desires. Within reason and laws of course

 

[Wand3rlust]

Sometimes. Sometimes not.

 

[deft]

Sometimes. Sometimes not.

How about now?

 

[Wand3rlust]

How about now?

Nah. Not so much.

 

[deft]

Nah. Not so much.

Stalkin' anyway

 

[cowboyup6977]

I was and then she found me so now I’m taken

 

[ccs29745]

Me stalkworthy? Best joke I've heard all day.

 

[Playwithmee]

Am I stock worthy, definitely. But am I being stalked, I seriously doubt that.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Can't stalk a stalker. I'm tucked away in the shadows mostly these days

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Can't stalk a stalker. I'm tucked away in the shadows mostly these days

I'll be the judge of that...

 

[Trubbycat]

Am I being stalked? With a good one you never know...

 

[lilmissdarling]

Most days... No.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Most days... No.

That's not what I've found...

 

[FreckledSprite]

Only if you share the same dark kinks. Otherwise most will regret looking at my posts.