Are you Lit stalkworthy?

Any young ladies need stalking. I'm your man. I would point out that in this context I use the word young in a relative sense, so almost any ladies may apply. No fees are involved, just a simple reciprocal arrangement, as I would like to know how it feels to be stalked.
 
I'm just like the fly over state in which I reside. People fly by on a regular basis without so much as a head turn back for a second look.
 
No way Jose!

Much better quality amigos and amigas out there to be stalking!
 
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