Are you Lit stalkworthy?

[Kat73]

Once upon a time I was.

Now I only come here to escape and post shit I can't on FB.

 

[Ian3700]

I've said it before. Everyone is stalkworthy at least one..

What if I want to be stalk worthy more than once?

Guess that would make me an equal opportunity fucker, I suppose.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I know when I've been stalked on Lit... I get served with a pre-emptive restraining order.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I know when I've been stalked on Lit... I get served with a pre-emptive restraining order.

Its just better to be safe than sorry that's all.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Its just better to be safe than sorry that's all.

You don't know what you're missing out on!

I've been told my 3am phone calls - silent save for heavy panting - and your knickers being stolen from your washing line are very appealing to women!

 

[v_indigo]

Probably not. But back in the day…

 

[caitiff1969]

No, I'm just an old, gray haired, veteran with a dad bod....lol

 

[Wand3rlust]

You don't know what you're missing out on!

I've been told my 3am phone calls - silent save for heavy panting - and your knickers being stolen from your washing line are very appealing to women!

Oh, I thought the phone calls were for the dog. She did look a little confused. And maybe slightly turned on. Well done you.

My knickers are appealing to women AND men.. IMHO.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Oh, I thought the phone calls were for the dog. She did look a little confused. And maybe slightly turned on. Well done you.

My knickers are appealing to women AND men.. IMHO.

I've always said my special talent in life is turning dogs on. What can I say? When you have a skill, own it!

All I know is your knickers look fantastic on my head. *Nods*

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've always said my special talent in life is turning dogs on. What can I say? When you have a skill, own it!

All I know is your knickers look fantastic on my head. *Nods*

But rude to your former conquests, but you do you...

Yeah, next time let me know you're going to wear them home...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

But rude to your former conquests, but you do you...

Yeah, next time let me know you're going to wear them home...

Oh don't worry. I don't think I've ever turned a woman on in my life!

 

[RideFl71]

Hell ya I'm stalkworthy...

Just be warned... That's your warning..

 

[v_indigo]

No but I can still have dreams.

Yet here I am, stalking you

 

[v_indigo]

Hope you’re enjoying the view

You know I am, little miss

 

[willlph]

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[Dom70]

naaaaah...am just an old fart....passing time...being obnoxious at times.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

No but I can still have dreams.

Oh you know you are very stalk worthy

 

[Oldermom935]

Not really. Just one major stalker that I love anyway

And whose this stalker you love?

 

[KyleR215]

nope. never have. never will

 

[Oldermom935]

A mean ass Domme

Fucka right!

 

[Oldermom935]

She's going to be in disposed for a bit.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

She's going to be in disposed for a bit.

Uh oh. Was @KarenKlark a bad girl?

 

[Oldermom935]

Uh oh. Was @KarenKlark a bad girl?

And that's a concern of yours?

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

And that's a concern of yours?

No ma’am

 

[v_indigo]

Ok, I think I am, on days when I’m really here.
But most days I’m not really here, so…

Do your own math!