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CharlotteNCguy said:
NOW - I show you why we cut him....MIKE MINTER....89 tackles, 8 defensed passes, 3 interceptions (2 for Touchdowns) 1 blocked kick and he is a SAFETY!
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Compared to our Safety Rodney Harrison: 86 tackles, 29 assists, 3 sacks, 3 interceptions, 11 defensed passes.


Can anyone tell that CNCG and I are in football withdrawal today? :D
 
sueanninct said:
Compared to our Safety Rodney Harrison: 86 tackles, 29 assists, 3 sacks, 3 interceptions, 11 defensed passes.


Can anyone tell that CNCG and I are in football withdrawal today? :D
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Which still makes our safety better than your safety :p
 
GO PANTHERS !!!!! Deion Grant went to high school here !

Gotta pull for the home town guy
 
I'm an Eagles fan, I'm ALLLOWED to post this!

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

This was sent to me by my best friend, who's also an Eagles fan. Now don't get me wrong, nobody else can say it about them! *lol*......Thought you'd all get a laugh out of it!:D
 
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69Muffin said:
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

This was sent to me by my best friend, who's also an Eagles fan. Now don't get me wrong, nobody else can say it about them! *lol*......Thought you'd all get a laugh out of it!:D
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LMAO!!!!! Thank you Muffy!!! :kiss:
 
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kayte said:
LMAO!!!!! Thank you Muffy!!! :kiss:
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*LOL*....I knew you'd like that!

Everyone, please feel free to insert your teams name into that joke!:D Oh, well, with the exception of the Patriots and the Panters.....that is until AFTER the Super Bowl is over. ;)
 
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69Muffin said:
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

This was sent to me by my best friend, who's also an Eagles fan. Now don't get me wrong, nobody else can say it about them! *lol*......Thought you'd all get a laugh out of it!:D
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Spew Alert!!!! OMG!!! ROFLMAO!!!!
 
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lunarsubmissive said:
Spew Alert!!!! OMG!!! ROFLMAO!!!!
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OOOOPS! Sorry Lunar, I forgot the "spew alert"!!:D
 
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69Muffin said:
OOOOPS! Sorry Lunar, I forgot the "spew alert"!!:D
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LOL that's ok ;) I sent it out to my email buddies lol
 
~dancing around in my panthers tee shirt~

Has the party started yet? I've got the chicken wings and beer! :nana: :nana: :nana:
 
Sweet_emOcean said:
~dancing around in my panthers tee shirt~

Has the party started yet? I've got the chicken wings and beer! :nana: :nana: :nana:
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Three more days till the Panthers win that trophy :nana:
 
69Muffin said:
No, you're right Sue, there's no trophy for second place. But they will get to put "Carolina Panthers" in that joke right next to the Eagles! *lol*
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Nah, the Patriots will be the ones in the joke..the Panther's defense will shut them boys down :D
 
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