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Holy shit Suz, lol!

I didn't fuck my Brian either. We kinda both passed out mid-heavy-petting and it never went any further. College is so romantic.

And he wasn't Japanese :) he was 100% as Irish as they come, with the sense of humor to prove it. A funny man can get pretty far with me!
 
Holy shit Suz, lol!

I didn't fuck my Brian either. We kinda both passed out mid-heavy-petting and it never went any further. College is so romantic.

And he wasn't Japanese :) he was 100% as Irish as they come, with the sense of humor to prove it. A funny man can get pretty far with me!

*works on my comedy game* :)
 
This makes me glad I'm not named Brian. And my dick is average. And I didn't sleep with women in college.

:D
 
I really wish I had indulged in that whole bi-sexual experimentation phase in college. I thought I was strictly dickly. *sigh*
 
I really wish I had indulged in that whole bi-sexual experimentation phase in college. I thought I was strictly dickly. *sigh*

If it helps, I also wish I had experimented with women in college.

I feel that there's a whole learning phase that could have been fun that I just sort of skipped.

But maybe not. Probably would have just been awkward and disappointing.
 
I really wish I had indulged in that whole bi-sexual experimentation phase in college. I thought I was strictly dickly. *sigh*

Strictly dickly! Awesome! :)

Strongly shlongly.

And, aren't the men supposed to be offering pictures here? ;)
 
Strictly dickly! Awesome! :)

Strongly shlongly.

And, aren't the men supposed to be offering pictures here? ;)

What are you suggesting? Some sort of... light saber battle?

Strike me down now and I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. *raises eyebrow*
 
What are you suggesting? Some sort of... light saber battle?

Strike me down now and I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. *raises eyebrow*

Will there be sound effects? There really needs to be sound effects. And glow sticks strapped on your "sabers".
 
But you pet adorable things...so it's not all bad. ;)

But you don't grab them by the neck/torso and shake them till they spit everywhere:D

#ProDefaultandLunationAnyKindOfSex
:D
I'm so flattered
#Wehavethebestfansdontweluny
 
Awwwww, you call him Luny? That's all sorts of adorbs. You boys... ;)

Why does it feel like it has been a week since I've seen me some Default? Where iiiiiiiiiiiiiis he?
 
Awwwww, you call him Luny? That's all sorts of adorbs. You boys... ;)

Why does it feel like it has been a week since I've seen me some Default? Where iiiiiiiiiiiiiis he?

Luny-toons, I've heard. Even cuter! I've been asserting that Default needs a nickname.

I'm on the fence between Big D and Washboard :cattail:

Agree: Where are the boys? When is next chance to envision myself sandwiched between them? :D
 
This one's for you, Lunation

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Awwwww, you call him Luny? That's all sorts of adorbs. You boys... ;)

Why does it feel like it has been a week since I've seen me some Default? Where iiiiiiiiiiiiiis he?

I've posted here and there. I had to catch up on like a week of lost sleep. Work was crazy. All better for the time being:D
Luny-toons, I've heard. Even cuter! I've been asserting that Default needs a nickname.

I'm on the fence between Big D and Washboard :cattail:

Agree: Where are the boys? When is next chance to envision myself sandwiched between them? :D
Yeah, we are pretty fucking twee...

I love your nicknames, they inflate my ego juuuuuust right;)
 
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