Endless_Night
Literotica Guru
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Nope. You dare not.
Aw, c'mon. I'm a materialistic, satanic, psychopath. You can tell me.
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Nope. You dare not.
I'm a Pisces and I gotta say... a lot of this is spot on.
Now............. who wants to tickle my pickle?
Aw, c'mon. I'm a materialistic, satanic, psychopath. You can tell me.
I do love me a carnival!
So, your crush should take that advice or you're taking that advice for your crush?
I should stop googling this stuff ... but it's horoscopes or porn and I'm trying to cut down.
< *attempts a gangster voice* Fine, fine. I used to surf for porn, but I never could get my hands on the really good stuff. I don't gotta look no more. I know a guy ... he delivers.
This does not compute.
I see. In brown paper wrappers?
I'm I the only one who doesn't surf for (or have delivered) porn? I feel like such an oddity....
*sigh*
* * *
Oh, and I have pickles, people. Homemade. Just saying.
< You don't surf for porn?? Where does it come from? I don't understand ...
... wait ...
"Homemade!" I see what you did there. Kinky, EN. Very kinky.
And once you catch him or her ...
I guess I get candles under the stars? Can't complain.
Ok, last one I swear.
Hahahahaha! You know, it just doesn't do much for me. Why am I embarrassed by that?
#somethingwrongwithme
And, errr...yeah. Kinky.
*pretends I know what she's talking about*
OK, I hope to god no one ever said that to me.
LOL My sign is Cancer, so no real gems there either. Then again, I kind of like cheesy pick up lines if they're said with humor and a wink.
So, do you deliver? My guy doesn't have any of the homemade stuff. >
< LOL My sign is Cancer, so no real gems there either. Then again, I kind of like cheesy pick up lines if they're said with humor and a wink.
OK, I hope to god no one ever said that to me.
LOL! The Sagittarius "Masterpiece" one is just the absolute worst!
I'm a Pisces and I gotta say... a lot of this is spot on.
Now............. who wants to tickle my pickle?
*whispers* I'll get you the hook up. My guy is good.
Alright, VT, hook me up.
I'm sure we could come up with a way to soothe him...
Makes the dream work.We ALL can. Teamwork!
Did I miss anything?
Ohhhh, just VT being a big 'ol cocktease
Ohhhh, just VT being a big 'ol cocktease
So, the usual.
So, the usual.