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I'm a Pisces and I gotta say... a lot of this is spot on.

Now............. who wants to tickle my pickle? ;)

You have a pickle??

How you doin'? ;)

Aw, c'mon. I'm a materialistic, satanic, psychopath. You can tell me. ;)

*attempts a gangster voice* Fine, fine. I used to surf for porn, but I never could get my hands on the really good stuff. I don't gotta look no more. I know a guy ... he delivers. :cool:
 
< *attempts a gangster voice* Fine, fine. I used to surf for porn, but I never could get my hands on the really good stuff. I don't gotta look no more. I know a guy ... he delivers. :cool:

I see. In brown paper wrappers? :cool:

I'm I the only one who doesn't surf for (or have delivered) porn? I feel like such an oddity....

*sigh*

* * *

Oh, and I have pickles, people. Homemade. Just saying. :p
 
This does not compute.

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*whispers* I'll get you the hook up. My guy is good.

I see. In brown paper wrappers? :cool:

I'm I the only one who doesn't surf for (or have delivered) porn? I feel like such an oddity....

*sigh*

* * *

Oh, and I have pickles, people. Homemade. Just saying. :p

You don't surf for porn?? Where does it come from? I don't understand ...

... wait ...

"Homemade!" I see what you did there. Kinky, EN. Very kinky. ;)
 
< You don't surf for porn?? Where does it come from? I don't understand ...

... wait ...

"Homemade!" I see what you did there. Kinky, EN. Very kinky. ;)

Hahahahaha! You know, it just doesn't do much for me. Why am I embarrassed by that? :confused:

#somethingwrongwithme

And, errr...yeah. Kinky.

*pretends I know what she's talking about*

:p
 
Hahahahaha! You know, it just doesn't do much for me. Why am I embarrassed by that? :confused:

#somethingwrongwithme

And, errr...yeah. Kinky.

*pretends I know what she's talking about*

:p

So, do you deliver? My guy doesn't have any of the homemade stuff. ;)

OK, I hope to god no one ever said that to me. :rolleyes:

LOL My sign is Cancer, so no real gems there either. Then again, I kind of like cheesy pick up lines if they're said with humor and a wink. :eek:
 
Hey now, we've gotta keep this on the down low. Can't have my guy getting nervous and shutting me down. :cool:
 
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