Cock Map

[default24]

https://www.google.com/maps/place/T...x82a7fe622fa7dd93!8m2!3d53.725108!4d-1.351396

Did you guys know that there's a tickle cock bridge? It must've taken forever to erect

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Its just like the Australian kiss downunder and a little deeper , whats there not to like

I think I may have heard about this!

https://www.google.com/maps/place/T...x82a7fe622fa7dd93!8m2!3d53.725108!4d-1.351396

Did you guys know that there's a tickle cock bridge? It must've taken forever to erect

I've never had any trouble erecting things.

I can even offer same day service, guaranteed!

 

[Suz_anne]

So this is an image showing the decline in porn traffic at pornhub on christmas. I'm a little surprised that there isn't a sharper decline

Germany clearly hates Jesus.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Germany clearly hates Jesus.

Have you seen German porn? They are total pervs.

My first male ass-licking vid? German.
First watersports? German again.
Brother-sister incest vid? You guessed it.

Man, I fucking love those people!

 

[Suz_anne]

Have you seen German porn? They are total pervs.

My first male ass-licking vid? German.
First watersports? German again.
Brother-sister incest vid? You guessed it.

Man, I fucking love those people!

I don't think I have ever seen German porn. I don't watch it much these days since it is so difficult to find anything I like. *sigh*

I think the guttural German accent might throw me off. Or... maybe turn me on? I would be afraid that I'd just start shouting out random lines from Hogan's Heroes re-runs.

 

[Dreamliner]

Where the fuck is Australia?!?!

#Gentrification

It is now named the West Island of New Zealand.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I don't think I have ever seen German porn. I don't watch it much these days since it is so difficult to find anything I like. *sigh*

I think the guttural German accent might throw me off. Or... maybe turn me on? I would be afraid that I'd just start shouting out random lines from Hogan's Heroes re-runs.

Hogan's Heroes!

I took German in school and have a couple of Lit friends who are native speakers. It can be ridiculously hot if you like to be bossed around.

Which I do.

 

[coachdb18]

I don't think I have ever seen German porn. I don't watch it much these days since it is so difficult to find anything I like. *sigh*

I think the guttural German accent might throw me off. Or... maybe turn me on? I would be afraid that I'd just start shouting out random lines from Hogan's Heroes re-runs.

Back when I was in the Air Force, I spent four years living in Germany. My wife at the time (divorced since) was fair with her spoken German, but was still learning. At any rate, it really threw her one day when she got an obscene phone call (in German), and not understanding a lot of the 'technical' terms, was asking the guy to repeat it... which I'm sure thrilled him no end. She eventually figured out it was in fact an obscene call (heavy breathing probably translates directly among languages), and she hung up. Still laugh about it to this day.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

..

 

[curvyangel1969]

Back when I was in the Air Force, I spent four years living in Germany. My wife at the time (divorced since) was fair with her spoken German, but was still learning. At any rate, it really threw her one day when she got an obscene phone call (in German), and not understanding a lot of the 'technical' terms, was asking the guy to repeat it... which I'm sure thrilled him no end. She eventually figured out it was in fact an obscene call (heavy breathing probably translates directly among languages), and she hung up. Still laugh about it to this day.

That's pretty funny. Wow. Obscene phone calls. That's must have been a long time ago. People call each other on purpose these days for that.

 

[Endless_Night]

That's pretty funny. Wow. Obscene phone calls. That's must have been a long time ago. People call each other on purpose these days for that.

LOL. How times have changed.

 

[Endless_Night]

Have we had this one? I don't remember, and I'm too lazy to backtrack.

What I want to know is how was the data is gathered, and more importantly, how was it verified?!

I mean...seriously.

 

[Trekka]

Have we had this one? I don't remember, and I'm too lazy to backtrack.

What I want to know is how was the data is gathered, and more importantly, how was it verified?!

I mean...seriously.

Viva Brasil!

*does a samba*

annnnnd

*highly recommends*

 

[Endless_Night]

Viva Brasil!

*does a samba*

annnnnd

*highly recommends*

Hahaha! That's exactly what I thought!


Well, the "Viva Brazil" part.

 

[Trekka]

I'm also impressed with China, and disappointed with France.

 

[Endless_Night]

And...surely a little odd that Nigeria is the only place queried in Africa?

*ponders possible ramifications*

 

[Trekka]

*giggles at the word "ramifications"*

 

[Endless_Night]

*giggles at the word "ramifications"*

Oh!!!

Yeah...I got nothing.


One of these days I'm going to have something!

 

[default24]

Have we had this one? I don't remember, and I'm too lazy to backtrack.

What I want to know is how was the data is gathered, and more importantly, how was it verified?!

I mean...seriously.

Excellent map Endless!
Durex is a condom company so maybe they get some decent feedback from customers?
Who'd have thought the French and Indians were so similar in their quick love-making?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Excellent map Endless!
Durex is a condom company so maybe they get some decent feedback from customers?
Who'd have thought the French and Indians were so similar in their quick love-making?

I'm really disappointed in those Frenchies.

Doesn't seem worth the time waiting to board the plane, tbh.

 

[akaSol]

Have we had this one? I don't remember, and I'm too lazy to backtrack.

What I want to know is how was the data is gathered, and more importantly, how was it verified?!

I mean...seriously.

Not Yay - Ireland is not highlighted?
Given anything under 20 minutes is the result of twenty (plus) pints...
Sort of annoying we are not mentioned

 

[default24]

I'm really disappointed in those Frenchies.

Doesn't seem worth the time waiting to board the plane, tbh.

I mean, Italy isn't very far away? You could rent a car or get a trainride

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Not Yay - Ireland is not highlighted?
Given anything under 20 minutes is the result of twenty (plus) pints...
Sort of annoying we are not mentioned

Here's your chance, Sol.

*hands you mic*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I mean, Italy isn't very far away? You could rent a car or get a trainride

Oh dear, I am partial to a hairy-chested fellow.

 

[akaSol]

Here's your chance, Sol.

*hands you mic*

*Pushes tie closer to collar*
Unfortunately in this diagram is of a limited demographic,as it does not show the resiliency of the Irish people regardless of their sex to endure longer in 20 minutes after a generous application of alcohol;( in this case it will require 3 bottles of wine or 8 pints of Guinness and a lot of shorts eg Two Fingers of Daniels minimum serving )