Cock Map

[MessierObject]

*grabs ruler*

Can someone tell me why inches and centimeters don't go the same direction on a ruler? If zero were on the same end for both, it would be so much easier to compare.

*disappointed with the ruler, does the required math*

Hmm. I don't think centimeters could be correct either. Perhaps the "scientific research" was in the form of a survey. If that's the case, inches would make sense.

They go different directions so that if you're measuring only one side of something (like a wall) and spin the ruler to switch from one the other, they go in the same direction.
Looking at the original map, and it's accompanying data, it is given in cm. https://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

 

[ViciousTease]

They go different directions so that if you're measuring only one side of something (like a wall) and spin the ruler to switch from one the other, they go in the same direction.
Looking at the original map, and it's accompanying data, it is given in cm. https://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

Yes, but if they went the same direction there would be no need to spin the ruler. I may just need to make my own.

 

[CCorteeze]

Hopefully that got your attention. Obviously it did or you wouldn't be reading this. I found this map on the interwebs and was wondering if there are any experts in the field that can verify what this map implies

Are guys in the southern US more unhappy with their endowment? Do people in the north have larger wangs? Does it suck to live in Mississippi? Thank you for your time

Look at Montana and Wyoming.

Apparently, sheep like men with small penises.

Not surprising, really.

 

[ViciousTease]

Look at Montana and Wyoming.

Apparently, sheep like men with small penises.

Not surprising, really.

I read it as those folks don't need enlargement.

 

[default24]

I read it as those folks don't need enlargement.

Or don't want it? Maybe they're content with tiny dicks?

 

[Lunation]

.....

 

[Endless_Night]

Not exactly a cock map, but I found it while searching for a new cock map.

It made me laugh.

It counts.

 

[Lunation]

Left knee.

Knew it.

 

[JennyNo1]

It's a clit map.

 

[default24]

Not exactly a cock map, but I found it while searching for a new cock map.

It made me laugh.

It counts.

I knew that it was at least in that general area. Yeah, I'm proud of myself

 

[default24]

Soooo not exactly a fun, sexy topic. Earlier in the thread we talked about Mississippi and damn if they aren't down there with their huge, diseased wangs. Tsk, tsk

 

[Endless_Night]

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Soooo not exactly a fun, sexy topic. Earlier in the thread we talked about Mississippi and damn if they aren't down there with their huge, diseased wangs. Tsk, tsk[/QUOTE]

Am I ready this right? Alaska is the most diseased state?! Alaska? :confused:

What I want to know (per usual) is how they are making these assessments. I mean, seriously. One thing does seem abundantly clear. No Tinder hookups in Alaska, Louisiana, Mississippi, or Georgia.

How is that Alabama manages to be more *clean*, nestled as it is in the middle of that hotbed of STDs?

 

[default24]

Am I ready this right? Alaska is the most diseased state?! Alaska?

What I want to know (per usual) is how they are making these assessments. I mean, seriously. One thing does seem abundantly clear. No Tinder hookups in Alaska, Louisiana, Mississippi, or Georgia.

How is that Alabama manages to be more *clean*, nestled as it is in the middle of that hotbed of STDs?

I'm pretty sure Alaska has a drug problem. But also, in the areas where there aren't a lot of people maybe you just fuck anyone you can?

Maybe the Alabama thing is like the eye of the hurricane?

 

[Lunation]

This may answer the question of how Alabama remains more clean:

 

[Adrraiya]

This may answer the question of how Alabama remains more clean:

Ahhhhh, Alabama set deep in the Bible belt. Sex Ed here is based on marriage being the only safe way to have sex. *Sigh* I would lay a huge bet that Alabama does not have less STDs, perhaps less reported STDs since we also have one of the highest counts in the US of folks with zero health coverage & "low-income" clinics cost at least $80 for an appointment & much more for any form of testing.

Yeah... not that Alabama has less... just less that is known about.

 

[Lunation]

Ahhhhh, Alabama set deep in the Bible belt. Sex Ed here is based on marriage being the only safe way to have sex. *Sigh*

That is such a ridiculous way to teach safe sex.


Having sex with married women is often less safe.

Especially in Alabama.

Their husbands may have guns.

 

[Endless_Night]

That is such a ridiculous way to teach safe sex.


Having sex with married women is often less safe.

Especially in Alabama.

Their husbands may have guns.

So...what you're really saying is defer hookups to states that restrict the right to carry?

I'm pretty sure Alaska has a drug problem. But also, in the areas where there aren't a lot of people maybe you just fuck anyone you can?

Maybe the Alabama thing is like the eye of the hurricane?

I...did not know that about Alaska. One wonders...why? Too cold?

As someone who lives on the hurricane coast, I approve this analogy.

 

[default24]

That is such a ridiculous way to teach safe sex.


Having sex with married women is often less safe.

Especially in Alabama.

Their husbands may have guns.

You are always one step ahead, I swear

 

[Trekka]

I...did not know that about Alaska. One wonders...why? Too cold?

Nah, you can get high and fuck in any climate

I'm pretty sure it's because the men are able-bodied and capable and crafty and such. Bearded. Ax wielding. Et cetera. Ergo, irresistible.

The ladies just pile right on and climb that pole without a second thought.

...I'm proud of my dear Florida: 24th place is pretty solid. Especially when you consider that we are home to Miami Beach, bath salts, 2 or 3 of the nation's biggest party college campuses, flakka, Pitbull, thousands of miles of sexy, sandy coastline, The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party...

 

[Endless_Night]

Frankly, I'm amazed Texas came in at sixteen. What with being in the Bible Belt and all. I was unaware that many people were having sex!

 

[Trekka]

Frankly, I'm amazed Texas came in at sixteen. What with being in the Bible Belt and all. I was unaware that many people were having sex!

Texans are so fucking hot. C'mon now.

Kinky hat wearin concealed carryin long tall drinks of archetypal male water

YASSSS

 

[Endless_Night]

Texans are so fucking hot. C'mon now.

Kinky hat wearin concealed carryin long tall drinks of archetypal male water

YASSSS

And now I've just uncomfortable aroused.

At seven in the morning.

With no creatures of the night in sight.

That must be when how all that disease gets spread.




Unplanned morning arousal.

#litstersagainstmorningsex

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Texans are so fucking hot. C'mon now.

Kinky hat wearin concealed carryin long tall drinks of archetypal male water

YASSSS

Plus, do you know how tomorrow the backseat of a king cab is? Yeow!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Weird sex laws in the US

 

[Trekka]

*is not married*

What what

*proceeds with regularly scheduled lewdness*