Nightbird
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I HATE grocery shopping people always getting in the way.
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Yup i hate as well, much rather do curbside pick up or have them delivered to my door.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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I'm not sure what is inappropriate anymore. I'd guess there are probably things at inappropriate times on my list.Morning fuckers!
Has anyone got being naughty at inappropriate times on their list?
Or what's the most inappropriate you've been?
I once had a sub who was under strict instructions that she had to wear no panties and an above the knee skirt in church. Her husband was the worship leader and her Father in Law was the minister
Most inappropriate that I've been? Well, I am kind of proud of the time my husband and I, back when we were just dating, snuck on to the roof of a police station to smoke a joint and screw. In our defense, why have a ladder build on the outside of your building if you don't want people hanging on your roof. It is like they were daring people.
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I thought Sexy McSexerton won the vote at the last meeting. I must have misread the minutes. That’s what I get for missing a meeting. How awkward.
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Justadesperatewifeandmom
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exactly. well turns out if you are getting off during, people in your way are a lot less annoying. who knew?
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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occasionally I will, but I like to browse sales and pick my own produce.
Nightbird
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Why isn't this a thing in my life??
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I realized, I don't need to go bc my hubs ends up getting a call or 2 to go into a grocery store. He kills time by shopping, and has purchased items I had on my list without telling him.
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Another random thing is one of our local grocery stories has this app, where they put soon to be expiring food on sale at a discount. Its called flash food, only is up for a short time and need to be quick when you see it.
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Woah thats a great app..
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So... To try and get things a bit more focused
I have questions about multiples. What do we think is the magic number. Does that change from a hookup to a poly situation too?
I get crowded easily so probably wouldn't want more than two people. So a gang bang would be too much. Throuples and polycules interest me because that's not necessarily all at the same time so I think that would depend on how much time and energy you could give.
What do you think?
I have questions about multiples. What do we think is the magic number. Does that change from a hookup to a poly situation too?
I get crowded easily so probably wouldn't want more than two people. So a gang bang would be too much. Throuples and polycules interest me because that's not necessarily all at the same time so I think that would depend on how much time and energy you could give.
What do you think?
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I think I'd be similar with the intimidation of a large group
I'd very much like a 3some with 2 women but I think that's probably my limit
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4 Is definitely a fun number. But anything more than that? Eh, maybe not (but never say never, of course
) While I get the appeal I don't know if I could fully do the poly thing. Maybe a throuple? The whole maintaining of different relationships seems like a lot of work. But sex wise a ything goes. Whatever the situation if everyone is on board and into it there's definitely fun to be had.
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You can't break your one cock rule.
I would say a threesome is about my limit, any more I would probably just move the side and feel I was in the way, too crowded, I'd do both FMF and MFM as long as the other guy wasn't hogging all the good bits
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Would you be happy to play with the other guy?You can't break your one cock rule.
I would say a threesome is about my limit, any more I would probably just move the side and feel I was in the way, too crowded, I'd do both FMF and MFM as long as the other guy wasn't hogging all the good bits
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I have thought about a throuple relationship, definitely have to be two women. Whether I could keep up is another question. But finding the right people would be the biggest issue, to get the right chemistry between everyone, definitely no favourites, that would ruin it rapidly.
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Maybe in the heat of the moment, BUT in a very limited way. Prefer to be at opposite ends
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Well, multiples in a few ways are on my fuck it list. Most I have ever experienced is threesomes.
However I think my perfect world would be 2 men and a wife. 2 men, because I may be a little high maintenance, and a wife who loves girl talk but also loves to cook and clean because, damn it, my household really needs a wife. So yeah, can I like just get another couple? is there a store or matchmaking site for that?
However I think my perfect world would be 2 men and a wife. 2 men, because I may be a little high maintenance, and a wife who loves girl talk but also loves to cook and clean because, damn it, my household really needs a wife. So yeah, can I like just get another couple? is there a store or matchmaking site for that?
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Why are the two women doing the housework in your fantasy scenario?
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Will raise hand to apply?
I'll admit as a housewife, I love to clean, not so much cook but manage, and love girl talk.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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oh, just one. she is covering for me, so I don't do housework. Yeah, I didn't say my fantasy was perfect for other people. it is my fantasy life.
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Ah well then that's fair enoughoh, just one. she is covering for me, so I don't do housework. Yeah, I didn't say my fantasy was perfect for other people. it is my fantasy life.
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Tbh, there are in mine too...
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Because it's a truly beautiful fantasty. If they pay off my student loans and provide backrubs it would be perfect.
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Well as long as I'm not involved in this. It's bad enough cleaning my own house. I ain't doing yours too. And I'm broke
Back rubs are something I would consider
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