House Porn: Homes that make me wet

[Bbl87]

Yes!
I'd never leave

Ya, give me that house and view and an oft nude woman to share it with, and I'm set for life!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ya, give me that house and view and an oft nude woman to share it with, and I'm set for life!

Perpetually nude woman here

 

[Bbl87]

Perpetually nude woman here

Wanna get a house together?

 

[Endless_Night]

This is just . . . .

It zoomed to the top of my *want* list.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This is just . . . .

. . . a really terrible design for a house on a haunted lake where that young boy drowned and then saw his mother decapitated and now stalks the forest hunting down anyone who violates his woods.

 

[Endless_Night]

. . . a really terrible design for a house on a haunted lake where that young boy drowned and then saw his mother decapitated and now stalks the forest hunting down anyone who violates his woods.

Ack!

I'm glad I didn't see this before I fell asleep! There would have been no sleep!


(But what an imagination! Let's write a horror book together. )

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ack!

I'm glad I didn't see this before I fell asleep! There would have been no sleep!


(But what an imagination! Let's write a horror book together. )

It’s the plot to the Friday the 13th movies. We may be sued.

 

[Lmizzler]

. . . a really terrible design for a house on a haunted lake where that young boy drowned and then saw his mother decapitated and now stalks the forest hunting down anyone who violates his woods.

I’m glad you are driving down the market value of this house so I can go ahead and purchase it a cheaper price for myself.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m glad you are driving down the market value of this house so I can go ahead and purchase it a cheaper price for myself.

To assist you even further, that pic was taken from the auditorium window of the Perverts Who Day Job as Clowns Assembly Hall.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Y'all suck.
I just want to have sex up against the windows looking out at the lake like the regular perv that I am

 

[GhostOfFAS]

Y'all suck.
I just want to have sex up against the windows looking out at the lake like the regular perv that I am

*taps mic*
All in favor?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*taps mic*
All in favor?

Show me your aye

 

[GhostOfFAS]

Show me your aye

You and everybody else with all those windows.

 

[Endless_Night]

It’s the plot to the Friday the 13th movies. We may be sued.

Hahaha! Is it really?

Now see, this is why I need a writing partner for horror. I am slasher movie ignorant.

Clearly.


(That is seriously the plot? )

 

[Lmizzler]

Show me your aye

Is this a euphemism?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Is this a euphemism?

Yes. Thank you for getting it

 

[Lmizzler]

Yes. Thank you for getting it

Well it should be pretty visible with all those windows.

 

[Chernosoth]

Not to yuk anyone's yum, but the heating bills in those glass walled cabins would be insane. For a great view, there are doors so people can walk out to a porch or balcony. But there is a way to make a glass wall work for heating, without the view: a Trombe concrete wall set back from the glass. It's passive solar heating.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Not to yuk anyone's yum, but the heating bills in those glass walled cabins would be insane. For a great view, there are doors so people can walk out to a porch or balcony. But there is a way to make a glass wall work for heating, without the view: a Trombe concrete wall set back from the glass. It's passive solar heating.

There's also geothermal

 

[MindYaBitness]

Not to yuk anyone's yum, but the heating bills in those glass walled cabins would be insane. For a great view, there are doors so people can walk out to a porch or balcony. But there is a way to make a glass wall work for heating, without the view: a Trombe concrete wall set back from the glass. It's passive solar heating.

There's also geothermal

I was part of a custom build project of an A-frame style cabin. Our energy code is incredibly strict. However, triple paned windows, geothermal HVAC, as well as well as setting the hose to face slightly southwest was enough to get us to pass code. It can be done, I swear!

 

[KyCowboy605]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/146-Bishop-Creek-Rd-Basin-MT-59631/247988573_zpid/

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I was part of a custom build project of an A-frame style cabin. Our energy code is incredibly strict. However, triple paned windows, geothermal HVAC, as well as well as setting the hose to face slightly southwest was enough to get us to pass code. It can be done, I swear!

I so want to come visit

 

[aussiegeekygal]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/146-Bishop-Creek-Rd-Basin-MT-59631/247988573_zpid/

That's dreamy.

I've been eyeing this place and just noticed they reduced the price #eek

https://www.landwatch.com/multnomah-county-oregon-homes-for-sale/pid/416835550

 

[KyCowboy605]

That's dreamy.

I've been eyeing this place and just noticed they reduced the price #eek

https://www.landwatch.com/multnomah-county-oregon-homes-for-sale/pid/416835550

That is nice as well. I like places away from people where I may need to have a land line for people to get in touch with me but still refuse to get one. Lol

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That is nice as well. I like places away from people where I may need to have a land line for people to get in touch with me but still refuse to get one. Lol

I like having it both ways. Being out of the way enough to have some solitude and having the ability to connect as needed. I *may* have researched what it would cost to run fiber into that property