PolyLvr
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Thank you so much honey.
Remind me to stay on your good side. You got pull around here.
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Thank you so much honey.
MS, most of the time I don't mind when you go off, but for your sake, let it go. Please. Just let it go.
Remind me to stay on your good side. You got pull around here.![]()
Thank you. I know you were not doing it for me. You don't even like me. But thank you.
Nooo, no. Mister is my very good friend, that's all. I'm basically invisible on this site, trust me.
Don't assume that, sweetheart, to either of those things. Not only have you taken constructive criticism very well, but you've made an effort to clean up your communication and put an effort into your typing. That proves that you're NOT a troll OR a guy looking for wank fodder, in my eyes.
And you're welcome.
Thank you. That means alot to me.![]()
Thank you. That means alot to me.![]()
Check your spellchecker's dictionary and see if it has a personal glossary. It (masterbation) may at some point have been incorrectly added to that glossary, thereby prompting it to "correct" the proper spelling. If it *doesn't* have a personal (changeable) glossary, and that spelling is in its permanent dictionary, get a new spellchecker!The spelling corrections are fine. I will type masturbation and my computer automatically changes it to masterbation. So, I thought I was spelling it wrong.
What does this kvetching from the hoi polloi mean? Not to worry, it would take a lot more to scare me off. And the biting, well I just might like that.
I have been known to lift the occasional little plaid skirt and apply strenuously corrective measures to the white-cotton-pantied (or bare) bums beneath....... Oh and look out for Sir Winston and his grammatical corrections, he probably just wants to do the bad schoolgirl gets spanked scene..![]()

But lesbian foursomes are cool. No problem with masturbation either.
Right.

Heh. I used to say I was saving it for marriage.
Then I got the opportunity to shove my dick into a willing vagina. Screw marriage.![]()
'Twas (mostly) a joke, caligirl. And also a bit of a nod to the fact that I've been married (and divorced) three times.I am not sure if I should say good job or I pity you?
I have had numerous opportunities. However, I have stood my ground and passed on the opportunity.
Heh. I used to say I was saving it for marriage.
Then I got the opportunity to shove my dick into a willing vagina. Screw marriage.![]()

'Twas (mostly) a joke, caligirl. And also a bit of a nod to the fact that I've been married (and divorced) three times.
Whatever your reason for deciding to preserve your virginity, by your definition (because no one else's matters a fart in a hurricane), kudos to you for having the strength of will to stick to your decision. And, should you decide to change your mind at some point, for whatever reason, potential kudos to you again for reasoning things out and determining that the change is in your best interests and what *you* want to do.
Heh. I used to say I was saving it for marriage.
Then I got the opportunity to shove my dick into a willing vagina. Screw marriage.![]()
Well I laughed![]()
So says the chick that rapes trolls with her big stick.Nooo, no. Mister is my very good friend, that's all. I'm basically invisible on this site, trust me.

So says the chick that rapes trolls with her big stick.![]()
Sort of. Given what you have described as your virginal activities, I wouldn't want to claim a high ground there. You've had sex- a lot of it.I am not sure if I should say good job or I pity you?
I have had numberous opportunities. However, I have stood my ground and passed on the opportunity.

Yeah you and velvet darkness (wherever she went to). I don't know what's with submissive chicks here and kicking the shit out of trolls. I guess you both just take the idea that submission is a privelge reserved for a trusted PYL seriously.What is it with people thinking I'm some kind of troll-ball-busting machine? *laughing* I didn't ever mean to come across as some kind of superhero on Lit.
It's ironic how it's turned out, isn't it?I'm so embarrassed.
Yes, but she might be able to get away with it, measured against me. I mean, a swinger once told me you don't get slut status until your number soars over 100 and we don't even know if she's hit double digits.Sort of. Given what you have described as your virginal activities, I wouldn't want to claim a high ground there. You've had sex- a lot of it.![]()

Yeah you and velvet darkness (wherever she went to). I don't know what's with submissive chicks here and kicking the shit out of trolls. I guess you both just take the idea that submission is a privelge reserved for a trusted PYL seriously.![]()
I love VelvetDarkness, she's one of my favorite posters on here. I really hope she comes back.
I wasn't active when she left. I've missed her, too. ;-;
What happened to her?
It's still kind of interesting that some of the subs here are more aggressive than I am, even though I usually end up dominating most of my partners.I love VelvetDarkness, she's one of my favorite posters on here. I really hope she comes back.
I think I kick the trolls because I don't want them to mess with any of my friends. I like to make sure they know they're BS isn't welcome, especially if they try and pull it with someone I care about.
It's not a big deal, but it's still kind of a WTF moment. Of course, part of the problem is that I also have a harder time identifying trolls. Maybe I'm just too trusting.It's still kind of interesting that some of the subs here are more aggressive than I am, even though I usually end up dominating most of my partners.It's not a big deal, but it's still kind of a WTF moment. Of course, part of the problem is that I also have a harder time identifying trolls. Maybe I'm just too trusting.
Oh, and as for ms Velvet, I'd assume she's probably just busy running her business.