How would you complete this sentence?

[Lay Z Butterfly]

rack upon her, she's such a dear.


Entering the bus station, Myrna gasped as her.........

bloomers fell to the floor in front of a group of ruffians!

She gasped and said, "


<lmao> Always! Very funny

 

[4_4time]

ticket to paradise.

I can't decide if I like her...

 

[redrider4u]

ticket to paradise.

I can't decide if I like her...

or her sister.

I guess I'll choose the one who has the..........

 

[MsMuffet]

I guess I'll choose the one who has the..........

biggest smile.



It is a free day, I think I will.....

 

[redrider4u]

biggest smile.



It is a free day, I think I will.....

kick off the flip flops and watch the game.


While fastening her bra, Candy found last night's.................

 

[Lay Z Butterfly]

kick off the flip flops and watch the game.


While fastening her bra, Candy found last night's.................

parsley that mysteriously went from on top of the meatloaf to where it is now!


Hark, the herald's angels sing...glory to ...

 

[redrider4u]

parsley that mysteriously went from on top of the meatloaf to where it is now!


Hark, the herald's angels sing...glory to ...

those who can love and just have a fling!


As she climbed the ladder in the library, Ashley realized she had forgotten..............

 

[Lay Z Butterfly]

those who can love and just have a fling!


As she climbed the ladder in the library, Ashley realized she had forgotten..............

her glasses because she couldn't read a blooming thing!

(lol..I deliberately stayed innocent!)


What was it that the Spider said to Miss Muffet into her ear?

 

[redrider4u]

her glasses because she couldn't read a blooming thing!

(lol..I deliberately stayed innocent!)


What was it that the Spider said to Miss Muffet into her ear?

I really do not know, cause he whispered. I do know that Miss Muffet jumped up, buttoned her blouse and then slapped the shit out of the spider!

While stolling down by the lake, Susie saw..........

 

[MsMuffet]

I really do not know, cause he whispered. I do know that Miss Muffet jumped up, buttoned her blouse and then slapped the shit out of the spider!.....

I would never do that! Not to MY spider.


Carry on.

 

[redrider4u]

I would never do that! Not to MY spider.


Carry on.

LOL...so what did he say?

 

[MsMuffet]

"Come on, Baby, let's....."

 

[redrider4u]

"Come on, Baby, let's....."

Really, I thought he said:

Baby, I want to put my legs on your.........

 

[MsMuffet]

Ummm... yes, that too but it was more like:

"I want to put my legs around you, in-between you, and so on, and so on..."

 

[redrider4u]

Ummm... yes, that too but it was more like:

"I want to put my legs around you, in-between you, and so on, and so on..."

LOL....reminds me when I was younger, on one occasion moving too fast with a date....she called me an "octopus."

 

[Lay Z Butterfly]

LOL....reminds me when I was younger, on one occasion moving too fast with a date....she called me an "octopus."

LMAO..@ slapping the shit out of the spider!!


Charlie the tuna came swimming by all excited because...

 

[redrider4u]

LMAO..@ slapping the shit out of the spider!!


Charlie the tuna came swimming by all excited because...

cause susie tuna flicked her tail....but......she was too young, so Charlie did the time in jail......

While running between the puter and the football game (TCU and Tulane), Winston stubbed his...........

 

[tonitits]

cause susie tuna flicked her tail....but......she was too young, so Charlie did the time in jail......

While running between the puter and the football game (TCU and Tulane), Winston stubbed his...........

Winston stubbed his toe and jumped up and down and then tripped and hit his head and was unconscious for days!

John was making out with his girlfriend on the parking lot when a cop came by, knocked on the window......

 

[redrider4u]

Winston stubbed his toe and jumped up and down and then tripped and hit his head and was unconscious for days!

John was making out with his girlfriend on the parking lot when a cop came by, knocked on the window......

and asked them to exit, cause the window was so fogged he could not see..............

(true story)

Myrtle was enjoying the ministrations of Gerald when................

 

[edreams]

and asked them to exit, cause the window was so fogged he could not see..............

(true story)

Myrtle was enjoying the ministrations of Gerald when................

.......suddenly Gerald gasped and died.


How many times do you ask.........

 

[redrider4u]

.......suddenly Gerald gasped and died.


How many times do you ask.........

before you grab the pepper.......



While at the bus stop, Hubert realized...............

(gosh, edreams, I mean, gerald was a good guy.}

 

[Knicks]

before you grab the pepper.......



While at the bus stop, Hubert realized...............

(gosh, edreams, I mean, gerald was a good guy.}

....that he had forgotten to put his pants on before leaving home.

Just then the bus arrived so....

 

[edreams]

....that he had forgotten to put his pants on before leaving home.

Just then the bus arrived so....

he hid inbetween to buxom women!

So aroused was he that...........

 

[systeman]

he hid inbetween to buxom women!

So aroused was he that...........

.... people were phoning the police to report a concealed weapon.




Unexpected arousal at work meant she ...

 

[Knicks]

.... people were phoning the police to report a concealed weapon.




Unexpected arousal at work meant she ...

...had to lift up her skirt and satisfy herself with her fingers while her co-workers watched in amazement.

Having climaxed in front of her colleagues she calmly...