How would you complete this sentence?

Mickey ate so much, he was unable to ....

...get up.

As a result, Minnie went down....
 
Knicks said:
Mickey ate so much, he was unable to ....

...get up.

As a result, Minnie went down....

on mickey, to get him up.

While playing with herself, Myrtle noticed that her..........
 
redrider4u said:
on mickey, to get him up.

While playing with herself, Myrtle noticed that her..........

...palms were getting increasingly hairy.

She told the doctor that she.....
 
Knicks said:
...palms were getting increasingly hairy.

She told the doctor that she.....

only masturbated daily.

While examining her, the physician noticed
 
redrider4u said:
only masturbated daily.

While examining her, the physician noticed

...that we starting to become aroused.

Seeing the bulge in the physician's trousers, Myrtle...
 
Knicks said:
...that we starting to become aroused.

Seeing the bulge in the physician's trousers, Myrtle...

rubbed it gently.

Then she bent down and........
 
began negotiating the bill.


I had always found women with a low pitched Southern drawl...
 
4_4time said:
began negotiating the bill.


I had always found women with a low pitched Southern drawl...

the best lovers...........

While crossing the bridge, Susie realized her.........
 
redrider4u said:
the best lovers...........

While crossing the bridge, Susie realized her.........

...pantieless state must be on view to the crowds below.

Displaying a total lack of concern, Susie decided to.....
 
Knicks said:
...pantieless state must be on view to the crowds below.

Displaying a total lack of concern, Susie decided to.....

flaunt it, after all, she had just shaved.


Karen, realizing she was out of razor blades.........
 
redrider4u said:
flaunt it, after all, she had just shaved.


Karen, realizing she was out of razor blades.........

used her husband's razor :eek:

When he husband came in to shave he.........
 
tonitits said:
used her husband's razor :eek:

When he husband came in to shave he.........

was somewhat irritated to find pubies on his razor.


But, since he really liked her shaved smooth.............
 
redrider4u said:
was somewhat irritated to find pubies on his razor.


But, since he really liked her shaved smooth.............

He quickly forgave her and checked she had done a good job.

he followed her into the kitchen and..........
 
ImmortaleAmante said:
He quickly forgave her and checked she had done a good job.

he followed her into the kitchen and..........

....lifted her skirt above her waist.

With her bare bottom resting on the dishwasher she...
 
Knicks said:
....lifted her skirt above her waist.

With her bare bottom resting on the dishwasher she...

Parted her legs for his inspection.

He decided to.......
 
ImmortaleAmante said:
Parted her legs for his inspection.

He decided to.......

run down to the corner drugstore because they had a sale on the HoHos for which he was craving the creamy filling whereupon...
 
Dick Cheyney said:
run down to the corner drugstore because they had a sale on the HoHos for which he was craving the creamy filling whereupon...

he decided her juice would wash down the ho ho's.


Moving closer, he scented her and......
 
Moving closer, he scented her and......

began to do a circle dance - in a tribunal sort of way.


The pillow talk with Fred had Sandra....
 
MsMuffett said:
began to do a circle dance - in a tribunal sort of way.


The pillow talk with Fred had Sandra....

so upset that he wanted anal, she considered divorce.


But then, upon reflection, she realized that with lube............
 
anything was possible.

So off to the store she went, to get......
 
Jaybird3 said:
anything was possible.

So off to the store she went, to get......

Pennzoil for ladies, viscosity 12


applying it, shirley. felt..............
 
Lay Z Butterfly said:
like a grease monkey! So she went into the shower hoping..

that her toy was there.

However, upon searching, she recalled that.............
 
However, upon searching, she recalled that.............

She left it in the backseat of her car.

When the policeman puller her over earlier that day...
 
MsMuffett said:
She left it in the backseat of her car.

When the policeman puller her over earlier that day...
he searched underneath the blanket....

Upon seeing the toy, he mentioned his wife.........
 
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