How would you complete this sentence?

[redrider4u]

...had to lift up her skirt and satisfy herself with her fingers while her co-workers watched in amazement.

Having climaxed in front of her colleagues she calmly...

licked her fingers dry and resumed typing.


While at the adult store, Megan was stunned by the talking.........

 

[4_4time]

vibrator.

She exclaimed:"Boy if I had one of those...

 

[tonitits]

vibrator.

She exclaimed:"Boy if I had one of those...

I would never need a man!!

The drunk stumbling into a ladies restroom was shocked when....

 

[redrider4u]

I would never need a man!!

The drunk stumbling into a ladies restroom was shocked when....

when faced with a bidet..............his bath buddy helped him select...........




While in the ladies restroom.......he noticed..........................

 

[Lay Z Butterfly]

when faced with a bidet..............his bath buddy helped him select...........




While in the ladies restroom.......he noticed..........................

that it was a helluva lot cleaner than the guy's room!

And proceeded to trash the place by....

 

[edreams]

that it was a helluva lot cleaner than the guy's room!

And proceeded to trash the place by....

pissing all over the toilet seat!

Then leaving the water running in the.............

 

[Paradigm69]

pissing all over the toilet seat!

Then leaving the water running in the.............

sink to wash dishess.
I want to be in....................

 

[redrider4u]

sink to wash dishess.
I want to be in....................

zipping up....damn.........nasty place these women have......

walking out of the rest stop...................damn.......a semi has...........

 

[edreams]

zipping up....damn.........nasty place these women have......

walking out of the rest stop...................damn.......a semi has...........

has just squashed my motorcycle!


Damn you wait till I get my hands on.............

 

[Paradigm69]

has just squashed my motorcycle!


Damn you wait till I get my hands on.............

edreams and make love to her.
I would do anything for.................

 

[edreams]

I would do anything for Paradigm69 for one kiss!


Look out here comes the green streak from..............

 

[Paradigm69]

I would do anything for Paradigm69 for one kiss!


Look out here comes the green streak from..............

mars and it wants the moon.
I would love to be able to.................

 

[edreams]

mars and it wants the moon.
I would love to be able to.................

fall asleep in his arms!

And wake up..............

 

[Paradigm69]

fall asleep in his arms!

And wake up..............

in edreams arms.
I want to forever...................

 

[edreams]

in edreams arms.
I want to forever...................

be with paradigm69!


I want to control time and.............

 

[MsMuffet]

I want to control time and.............

... use my remote to start, stop, pause, fast forward or reverse on my terms!

If I had a chance to learn something new, I would...

 

[redrider4u]

... use my remote to start, stop, pause, fast forward or reverse on my terms!

If I had a chance to learn something new, I would...

take a vacation with someone special........

While on the pier , Susan realized her foot was ......................

 

[systeman]

take a vacation with someone special........

While on the pier , Susan realized her foot was ......................

being licked by swimmer.

She thought, my foot isn't all this swimmer could lick and she ...

 

[4_4time]

cast her silk panties to the wind.

As the swimmer proceeded to backstroke and butterfly...

 

[redrider4u]

cast her silk panties to the wind.

As the swimmer proceeded to backstroke and butterfly...

realizing, the swimsuit had departed the body.................


While at the dockside restaurant, Karen saw a couple................

 

[MsMuffet]

While at the dockside restaurant, Karen saw a couple................

... of nuns walking around topless.

Mark was at the grocery store and upon perusing the melons he remembered...

 

[systeman]

... of nuns walking around topless.

Mark was at the grocery store and upon perusing the melons he remembered...

.. something moist and squishy he'd recently tasted.


While his mind drifted back to that memory ....

 

[MsMuffet]

[QUOTE[BWhile his mind drifted back to that memory .... [/B][/QUOTE]

...he slipped on a banana that had fallen off the display.





At the dance bar, Mickey had a flash of....

 

[sassykat]

[QUOTE

At the dance bar, Mickey had a flash of.... [/QUOTE]

...Minnie, stripping and pole dancing.

damn, I forgot to start the next one...


After Minnie finished her dance, she took Mickey...

 

[systeman]

[QUOTE

At the dance bar, Mickey had a flash of....

...Minnie, stripping and pole dancing.

damn, I forgot to start the next one...


After Minnie finished her dance, she took Mickey... [/QUOTE]


... to the cheese factory, where they gorged themselves.

Mickey ate so much, he was unable to ....