I just want this thread to die by Lord Pmann,

[MindYaBitness]

You act like I don't know fire can be dangerous

I'm sure you do, however, for as intelligent as you come across, your attempts are unrefined & amateur. I expect better from you, Bogey!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Still think of this scene when I hear that song

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-20-2014/HloqQ6.gif

 

[Lord Pmann]

You all are so immature.

 

[BrendaBear]

You all are so immature.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You all are so immature.

Awww … thank you!!!! I knew you loved me.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You all are so immature.

It's why we get along so well!

 

[Mr_bogey]

I'm sure you do, however, for as intelligent as you come across, your attempts are unrefined & amateur. I expect better from you, Bogey!

I mean you act like I don't have experience

 

[crazychemgirl]

I mean you act like I don't have experience

Put it in your butthole and I’ll trust your expertise

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean you act like I don't have experience

Don't bring your fetishes into the serious topic of lighting shit on fire.

Arson is an art.

Lucky me, my degree didn't require a psych eval

I try to use my powers for good, not evil

 

[Mr_bogey]

Ok, so maybe fire isn't my thing....but explosives

 

[VoraciousValue]

We take our text for today from the fifth chapter of the book of Genesis, which reads as follows:

This is the written account of Adam’s family line.

When God created mankind, he made them in the likeness of God. 2 He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Mankind”[a] when they were created.

3 When Adam had lived 130 years, he had a son in his own likeness, in his own image; and he named him Seth. 4 After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters. 5 Altogether, Adam lived a total of 930 years, and then he died.

6 When Seth had lived 105 years, he became the father[b] of Enosh. 7 After he became the father of Enosh, Seth lived 807 years and had other sons and daughters. 8 Altogether, Seth lived a total of 912 years, and then he died.

9 When Enosh had lived 90 years, he became the father of Kenan. 10 After he became the father of Kenan, Enosh lived 815 years and had other sons and daughters. 11 Altogether, Enosh lived a total of 905 years, and then he died. . . .

 

[VoraciousValue]

. . . 12 When Kenan had lived 70 years, he became the father of Mahalalel. 13 After he became the father of Mahalalel, Kenan lived 840 years and had other sons and daughters. 14 Altogether, Kenan lived a total of 910 years, and then he died.

15 When Mahalalel had lived 65 years, he became the father of Jared. 16 After he became the father of Jared, Mahalalel lived 830 years and had other sons and daughters. 17 Altogether, Mahalalel lived a total of 895 years, and then he died.

18 When Jared had lived 162 years, he became the father of Enoch. 19 After he became the father of Enoch, Jared lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters. 20 Altogether, Jared lived a total of 962 years, and then he died. . . .

 

[VoraciousValue]

. . . 21 When Enoch had lived 65 years, he became the father of Methuselah. 22 After he became the father of Methuselah, Enoch walked faithfully with God 300 years and had other sons and daughters. 23 Altogether, Enoch lived a total of 365 years. 24 Enoch walked faithfully with God; then he was no more, because God took him away.

25 When Methuselah had lived 187 years, he became the father of Lamech. 26 After he became the father of Lamech, Methuselah lived 782 years and had other sons and daughters. 27 Altogether, Methuselah lived a total of 969 years, and then he died.

28 When Lamech had lived 182 years, he had a son. 29 He named him Noah[c] and said, “He will comfort us in the labor and painful toil of our hands caused by the ground the Lord has cursed.” 30 After Noah was born, Lamech lived 595 years and had other sons and daughters. 31 Altogether, Lamech lived a total of 777 years, and then he died.

32 After Noah was 500 years old, he became the father of Shem, Ham and Japheth.

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

https://media.tenor.com/D5EaEt06fKkAAAAC/die-and-go-away-alessia-cara.gif

 

[Shenanigans90]

https://imgur.com/a/iYkd71I

 

[BrendaBear]

 

[MindYaBitness]

We take our text for today from the fifth chapter of the book of Genesis, which reads as follows:

This is the written account of Adam’s family line.

When God created mankind, he made them in the likeness of God. 2 He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Mankind”[a] when they were created.

3 When Adam had lived 130 years, he had a son in his own likeness, in his own image; and he named him Seth. 4 After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters. 5 Altogether, Adam lived a total of 930 years, and then he died.

6 When Seth had lived 105 years, he became the father[b] of Enosh. 7 After he became the father of Enosh, Seth lived 807 years and had other sons and daughters. 8 Altogether, Seth lived a total of 912 years, and then he died.

9 When Enosh had lived 90 years, he became the father of Kenan. 10 After he became the father of Kenan, Enosh lived 815 years and had other sons and daughters. 11 Altogether, Enosh lived a total of 905 years, and then he died. . . .

What is this NIV/MEV Bible nonsense? If you really want to kill the thread, go old-school King James, and start in Isaiah!

 

[gga]

 

[Taegul]

Happy Halloween, precious and beloved thread. NOW FUCKING DIE!!!

http://pa1.narvii.com/6050/a6b6afb77c45ac1a54da24b48cdddce90b13dbe3_hq.gif

 

[gga]

 

[BrendaBear]

Happy Halloween, precious and beloved thread. NOW FUCKING DIE!!!

 

[gga]

Not the first time I've heard that while being touched in that way.


Oops, that probably should have gone in either the Confessionals or What Made You Say Fuck threads.