If You Passed the Litster Above You in the Store, what would they have in their cart?

[PhiloDaddy]

Vaseline and a teddy bear.

 

[loquere]

Chocolate lube

 

[PhiloDaddy]

A copy of "Mein Kampf" and pickled pig's feet.

 

[Misshotndeep]

A copy of "Mein Kampf" and pickled pig's feet.

Ouch!

A get out of jail free card and a copy of Angel by Amy Grant.?

 

[loquere]

Matches & a jar of sativa

 

[PhiloDaddy]

Ouch!

Matches & a jar of sativa

All is forgiven. I've got the bong.

 

[loquere]

A bag of cash

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Edible clay.

 

[AlexBailey]

A commemorative Time Life magazine with interviews with the members of Steely Dan, a bottle of cognac, whitening toothpaste, a lottery ticket, and a pocketbook titled “winning blackjack.”

 

[loquere]

Pepper spray & a huge bag of snow salt

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

A ginormous blender.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Jelly Beams
Popcorn
Lube

wonder what he is up to

 

[Girly_girl]

Trash bags
Bleach
Paper towels…..

 

[AlexBailey]

A sleeve of cut daffodils about to bloom, eggs, tomatoes, fresh basil, an avocado, fresh ground coffee beans, fresh strawberries, and a tin of Vermont maple syrup.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Monkey bars.

 

[13Fantasies]

Monkey bars.

Keg of beer. Beer brand

 

[Misshotndeep]

Gummy bears, 3 plums, 6 grapes and a left slipper.

Frozen pizza
Hungry man tv dinner
2litter of Pepsi

 

[barefootgirl69]

Candles and a lighter
Ice cream and
Maraschino cherries

 

[Violetvixen1]

Candles and a lighter
Ice cream and
Maraschino cherries

Strawberry shortcake fixins

 

[13Fantasies]

Strawberry shortcake fixins

Phonograph records and an inflatable banana

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Potato juice (which is exactly what it sounds like - juice made from ground up potatoes) and three mustard-filled chocolate éclairs.

 

[Anastasia1999]

A 6 pack of Guinness
Half a dozen oysters
Red roses

 

[LizVegas79]

A nice bottle of French wine that she's had before.
The latest issue of Vogue Berlin.
The wallet of the man standing in line in front of her

 

[MedicalMuse]

It's as if you know me. Those are things that are regularly in my cart lol.

Bagels
Eggs
Precooked sausage patties
Cheese that comes in a plastic wrapper.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Tongue depressors and a stethoscope.