If You Passed the Litster Above You in the Store, what would they have in their cart?

[Polranny]

Tongue depressors and a stethoscope.

A memory foam cushion
Marshmallows
Fresh fish

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Frozen pizza
some fancy IPAs
Pretzels
Pineapple (upside down in the cart of course)

Dummies guide to flirting
Cucumbers
Salad mix
Pineapple
Hawaiian frozen pizzas
Strawberries

 

[Polranny]

Dummies guide to flirting
Cucumbers
Salad mix
Pineapple
Hawaiian frozen pizzas
Strawberries

An eye patch
Hatbox
Moustache wax
Kippers
Stilton cheese

 

[Polranny]

An eye patch
Hatbox
Moustache wax
Kippers
Stilton cheese

I forgot ... an invite to the coronation!

 

[plesmoreagain]

fire wood and hot dogs

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

TV dinners, grapes, and a single flower.

 

[Anastasia1999]

TV dinners, grapes, and a single flower.

Tater tots
Marshmallow spread
Ranch dressing mix

 

[PandemicReader8]

A 12 pack of store brand toilet paper, a car of generic beer (white can, black letters) and a 15 lbs bag of rice.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Cheesy romance novels.

 

[Polranny]

A year's supply of toothpaste

 

[AlexBailey]

Sterno canned heat, gueyere and Swiss cheese, white wine, French bread, top sirloin steak, half a dozen fondue forks, and some beer.

 

[Lily13]

2x2 vanilla scented candies, bottle of champagne, a bouquet of daisies

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Christmas cards - to get ahead of the holidays...

 

[13Fantasies]

Christmas cards - to get ahead of the holidays...

Colgate denture cream

 

[Shenanigans90]

Colgate denture cream

We couldn’t afford the top rated blow up doll individually so we pooled our money. What should we name her? Shenanigans13 or 90Fantasies?

 

[13Fantasies]

We couldn’t afford the top rated blow up doll individually so we pooled our money. What should we name her? Shenanigans13 or 90Fantasies?

Pwhalen4415?

Sewing kit. His damn buttons

 

[lanceGibs]

Pwhalen4415?

Sewing kit. His damn buttons

A pair of scissors to trim the hair on his upper lips

 

[loquere]

Whistle

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

A porcelain frog.

 

[loquere]

Uggs

 

[van_delay]

A bottle of Boone's Farm and a giant bag of Cheetos

 

[loquere]

Marijuana

 

[Taegul]

Lots of bird seed

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Nose hair trimmers, ear hair wax kit, clippers for his beard

 

[Polranny]

A chocolate orange