If You Passed the Litster Above You in the Store, what would they have in their cart?

[TongueLust]

Light bulbs.
Silicone sealant.

 

[AbsintheFather]

A box of Partagas and a quality bottle of barrel-aged rum.

 

[barefootgirl69]

A box of Partagas and a quality bottle of barrel-aged rum.

Peppermint lotion so he can rub my feet later.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

A body pillow.

 

[PandemicReader8]

A New Car!

 

[MrsPassion]

A copy of War and Peace, and Barnes & Nobles gift card

 

[PandemicReader8]

A bar of soap and a bag of clothes pins.

 

[_valkyrie_]

• An assortment of coloured rubberbands
• Jell-o packs
• Charcoal
• Sandpaper

 

[barefootgirl69]

Fruit and a new cup for tea.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Books. So many books.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

A 72” tv

 

[TongueLust]

Flowers.

 

[JessGabriel]

Black candles

 

[ICM8781]

Art supplies

 

[MedicalMuse]

Art supplies

Magnum condoms and queso. for unrelated reasons.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Magnum condoms and queso. for unrelated reasons.

Paper towels or tortilla chips, and salsa.

 

[ICM8781]

Dish soap and dryer sheets.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I mean if you already have condoms, might as well, get some rope too, and maybe some ice cream.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Duck tape
Rope
Coke and mentoes

 

[loquere]

Charcoal pack of matches & steak.... no seasoning.

 

[PandemicReader8]

100 square feet of plastic sheeting, a brown two inch taper candle, a jar of Vaseline, and a two liter bottle of syrup of ipecac

 

[TongueLust]

Pack of socks.

 

[_valkyrie_]

• Deck of cards
• Herb bouquets
• Liquor-filled bonbons
• Chainsaw

 

[YoWhatsGood]

Eggs and toilet paper

 

[willlph]

The sunscreen I tossed into his cart

Carton of Marlboro Reds