Laughter is Contagious

[2wild2care]

New Green Nike Shoes..!!!!

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[pleaz_me]

An FYI for those that know him and miss him:

I don't have all the email addresses and I wanted to make sure everyone knew:

On 7/30/2008, many of us got a message from Techsan’s email telling us of his untimely death. Hold onto your hats, kids.

I got a message from him yesterday. No, it wasn’t a séance. Our dear Ed is still with us.

For those of you who think it was all a cruel trick, let me assure you, he wasn’t faking his death. He was quite gone for a time. His illness continues and he struggles every day.

This is what happened, in his own words:

It was not my intent to stop editing but ... quite unexpectedly I became hospitalized. At one time the doctors could not revive me and told my wife there was no hope…

I can only imagine what the poor woman must have been going through. He went on to say that she went home that night completely anguished and began making phone calls. After calling the family and starting funeral arrangements, she opened his inbox and sent out the emails that we received.

But our Ed is a fighter. I’ve always said that some doctors give up too easily. He rallied, fought hard and managed to find his way back to the world of the living. After that, he spent what he called “nine miserable months” in three different hospitals before he was finally allowed to go home.

To say he is still having difficulty would be an understatement. As he said, he won’t be going back to editing any time soon. At present, he has only one hand for typing and it causes him pain.

Techsan asked me to send this information to you because he lost all his email contacts in the two years he’s been fighting to return to us. His worst fear right now is that he has disappointed everyone. If you’re like me, you’re grinning ear to ear knowing that our dear friend is still with us. I, for one, will cherish all he gives and be thankful.

Molly

 

[msmaggie]

An FYI for those that know him and miss him:

That's wonderful news pleaz

 

[likes2watchU]

A well dressed, debonair man in his mid nineties enters an upscale cocktail lounge and finds a seat next to a good looking, younger woman in her mid eighties, at the most. Trying to remember his best pick-up line, he says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"

 

[kayte]

An FYI for those that know him and miss him:

Thank you so very much {{{{{Pleaz}}}}

That is wonderful news. Sending lots of positive vibes his direction.

 

[kayte]

1. That Brad and Agelina have fired their nannies and are trying to learn the names of their own children.

2. I got a "predeclined" credit card in the mail.

3. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds", you call and ask if they meant you or them ...

4. I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

5. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

6. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

7. The economy is so bad that Exxon-Mobil has laid off 25 Congressmen!!

8. That McDonald's is now selling the "quarter-ouncer".

9. The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

 

[kayte]

10 Good Reasons To Go To Work Nekkid

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!"

2. Your computer monitor's radiation will improve your tan.

3. It's a good way to meet that hot new hunk in H. R.

4. "Oh, I'd love to chip in on his gift, but my wallet's in my pants."

5. It stops those creeps in marketing from looking down your blouse.

6. You'll finally know if it's like that dream you have.

7. People won't steal your pens once they see where you keep them.

8. It diverts attention from the fact that you returned from lunch drunk.

9. It gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one will ever borrow your chair again!

 

[kayte]

Thank you so very much {{{{{Pleaz}}}}

That is wonderful news. Sending lots of positive vibes his direction.

{{{{{{{{Techsan}}}}}}}}}

 

[kayte]

1. The Happiest Day

Mike's friends were throwing him the best bachelor party ever.
Food, booze, hookers, strippers, and great porn.
Mike's Dad was many sheets into the wind when he rose and asked for everyone's attention.
"I want to propose a toast to my son! Mike, I'm so glad I could be here with you on the happiest day of your life."
"But, Pop," Mike said, "I'm not getting married until tomorrow."
His dad replied, "Like I said, I'm glad to be here on the happiest day of your life!"

2. Military Humor

A parachute sergeant was on a night exercise when he noticed the lieutenant fresh from jump school seated beside him was looking a bit pale.
"Scared, lieutenant?" he asked.
The lieutenant replied, "No, just a little apprehensive."
Sarge asked, "What's the difference?"
The lieutenant replied, "I'm scared... but with a university education!"

 

[done_got_old]

It's Always Something !!

One day the Pope came to Washington for a visit.

Being the gentlemen that he is; President Obama took the Pope for a cruise
down the Potomac on the presidential yacht.

While they were sitting and chatting on deck, the wind blew the Pope’s high
hat off and into the water.

Being the gentleman that he is; Mr. Obama quickly hopped overboard; tip-toed
across the water and retrieved the hat.

He tip-toed back across the water, climbed aboard the yacht and placed the
hat back on the Pope’s head.

The Pope thanked the President and they sailed on.

The headlines in the papers the next day read:





“Obama Can’t Swim!’’

 

[done_got_old]

An FYI for those that know him and miss him:

I didn't think he was dead. If the name that I had was correct, it didn't appear in the SS Death Index so he was still with us. Tell him that we miss him dearly and will keep him in our thoughts and prayers.

 

[smoothdevil]

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'

The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'

 

[kayte]

1. I'm Not An Alcoholic
I'M A DRUNK!
Alcoholics Go To Meetings.

2. Jesus Is Coming
Look Busy!

3. Driver Carries No Cash!
He's Married.

4. Wife And Dog Missing.
Reward For Dog.

5. I Child-Proofed My House ...
But They Still Get In!

6. Gas, Grass Or Ass
No One Rides For Free.

7. Guns Don't Kill People ...
Drivers With Cellphones Do!

8. If money is the root of all evil ...
Then why do churches beg for it?

9. I've Got A Perfect Body
But it's in the trunk and beginning to smell.

10. Breast Inspection 20 Feet Ahead
(Please Have 'Em Out)

 

[kayte]

It's Always Something !!

One day the Pope came to Washington for a visit.

Being the gentlemen that he is; President Obama took the Pope for a cruise
down the Potomac on the presidential yacht.

While they were sitting and chatting on deck, the wind blew the Pope’s high
hat off and into the water.

Being the gentleman that he is; Mr. Obama quickly hopped overboard; tip-toed
across the water and retrieved the hat.

He tip-toed back across the water, climbed aboard the yacht and placed the
hat back on the Pope’s head.

The Pope thanked the President and they sailed on.

The headlines in the papers the next day read:





“Obama Can’t Swim!’’

Good morning {{{{{{{DGO}}}}} That is perfect! Our news media in action!

 

[smoothdevil]

It's Always Something !!

One day the Pope came to Washington for a visit.

Being the gentlemen that he is; President Obama took the Pope for a cruise
down the Potomac on the presidential yacht.

While they were sitting and chatting on deck, the wind blew the Pope’s high
hat off and into the water.

Being the gentleman that he is; Mr. Obama quickly hopped overboard; tip-toed
across the water and retrieved the hat.

He tip-toed back across the water, climbed aboard the yacht and placed the
hat back on the Pope’s head.

The Pope thanked the President and they sailed on.

The headlines in the papers the next day read:





“Obama Can’t Swim!’’

The sad part is the many idiots who believe the headlines .... lol lol

 

[smoothdevil]

1. I'm Not An Alcoholic
I'M A DRUNK!
Alcoholics Go To Meetings.

2. Jesus Is Coming
Look Busy!

3. Driver Carries No Cash!
He's Married.

4. Wife And Dog Missing.
Reward For Dog.

5. I Child-Proofed My House ...
But They Still Get In!

6. Gas, Grass Or Ass
No One Rides For Free.

7. Guns Don't Kill People ...
Drivers With Cellphones Do!

8. If money is the root of all evil ...
Then why do churches beg for it?

9. I've Got A Perfect Body
But it's in the trunk and beginning to smell.

10. Breast Inspection 20 Feet Ahead
(Please Have 'Em Out)

greeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

 

[done_got_old]

the trouble with honesty

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

 

[kayte]

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Thank you {{{{{{DGO}}}}}} LMAO!!!

 

[done_got_old]

Thank you {{{{{{DGO}}}}}} LMAO!!!

That reminded me of Art Linkletter's show.

 

[kayte]

That reminded me of Art Linkletter's show.

Yes, that it did!

 

[done_got_old]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFCCFS_lhA8

don't blink or you'll miss it

 

[kayte]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFCCFS_lhA8

don't blink or you'll miss it

{{{{{{{DGO}}}}}

That is marvelous! I'm LMAO. One of the best blonde moments I've seen!

 

[kayte]

Senior Week





While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant
for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and
resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her
glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been
driving for about forty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation,
they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to
turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her
glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old
man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during
the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he
became. He just wouldn't let up for a single minute. To her relief,
they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car,
and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,
"While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card".

This is National Senior Mental Health Week. You can do your part by
remembering to contact at least one unstable Senior to show you care.
I did my part.

 

[border_humper]

Senior Week





While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant
for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and
resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her
glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been
driving for about forty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation,
they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to
turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her
glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old
man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during
the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he
became. He just wouldn't let up for a single minute. To her relief,
they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car,
and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,
"While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card".

This is National Senior Mental Health Week. You can do your part by
remembering to contact at least one unstable Senior to show you care.
I did my part.

LOL.
That old guy, that's probably me in 40 years.

 

[kayte]

LOL.
That old guy, that's probably me in 40 years.

{{{{{{humper}}}}} Nice to see you.

Not you sweetie.