Lil_Jenni's Adventures, Past and Present...

[lil_jenni]

Well, I texted Misty (we share the mutual ex) and told her what happened. She invited me over for a hug and ice cream. But once I got to her place, it turns out her roommate ate all the ice cream. Now I'm sitting in her place waiting for her to get back with some ice cream. I did get a really long hug before she left. That was very nice.

And I'm thinking I should have gone to the store with her, but it felt like a lot of effort when she asked.

 

[BIGDADDY90]

Well, I texted Misty (we share the mutual ex) and told her what happened. She invited me over for a hug and ice cream. But once I got to her place, it turns out her roommate ate all the ice cream. Now I'm sitting in her place waiting for her to get back with some ice cream. I did get a really long hug before she left. That was very nice.

And I'm thinking I should have gone to the store with her, but it felt like a lot of effort when she asked.

You could always get more comfortable and be in the shower when she returns

 

[lil_jenni]

You could always get more comfortable and be in the shower when she returns

That's a good idea, but she just got back. Plus, I really could use some ice cream right now.

But if there is more than ice cream on the menu, I might be up for that too.

 

[JerseyJade]

So, I'm sitting here trying to figure out what I am feeling. It started well with smiles and small talk. I gave 'Keith' a couple of chances to look down my shirt and see my bra and what little cleavage I have. He took those chances. So, I took a chance, and when he said he'd miss me at his new school, I laughed and said he'd just miss staring at my ass. He went silent, so I picked up my phone and texted him, since I thought he might not want to respond in public. We then proceeded to have two different conversations -- the public, casual one and a more intense texting one.

Keith admitted he likes my ass and is attracted to me. I told him about my arrangement with Hubby, and that I'd be up for oral and hand stuff with him. He gave me a look of what seemed to be profound regret. So, I pushed it and texted him anal was a maybe. His expression became more bleak.

After putting down his phone, he took my hand and told me he'd just started dating someone new. Then he said the thing that has left me angry and jealous as well as disappointed.

He said, "You know her. She did her student teaching with us last year..." And I knew. I knew what name he was going to say. And I knew she had told me, when she and I first got together, that he was an ass. And when I posted the story with the character based on him, she told me she didn't get it because he is an ass and kind of creepy because of the way he'd look at my ass when he thought I wouldn't notice. And now she's dating him! He's almost eight years older than me, and I'm ten years older than her. But when she ended our relationship, it was because she wanted an exclusive relationship with a woman closer to her own age. Now she's dating a man whose almost eighteen years older than her. What the fuck?

I'd think she was doing this because Hubby and I hooked up with her ex. But that only happened this weekend, so she was already dating Keith. In fact, she must have started almost immediately after she broke up with Misty (her ex). Plus, although she knows I was attracted to and had fantasies about Keith, she would have no way of knowing I was going to act on those. It has to be just a big, messy coincidence. But I'm pissed. I was so ready for this...

And you know what really gets me? he told me she contacted him and asked him out, and had she not done so, he was planning to not date anyone for awhile. Then he said.the worst thing possible, worse even than if he had told me he didn't think of me that way. He.said he would have been thrilled about any chance to be with me if it had just happened a couple of weeks before.

Is this Karma for me hooking up with her ex???? I'm not a real believer in metaphysical stuff, but this feels like fucking Karma.

Does Keith have a nice dick? Asking for a friend.

 

[lil_jenni]

Does Keith have a nice dick? Asking for a friend.

I don't know yet. I was hoping to find out today or at least soon...

 

[JerseyJade]

I don't know yet. I was hoping to find out today or at least soon...

You go, girl!

 

[cumonkelly]

First, I would tell you forget the karma crap. All those types of things exist to help us give reason to shit for that which is the random hell in our lives. Bad things happen. Holy hell. Every women deserves an eternity of 5 day-long orgasms for each period she's ever had.

I just read Back to School to get my biased and highly uneducated understanding of "Keith" (unsexiest male name ever). My nosey response is that Keith was an easily accessable, attractive enough option to scratch an itch that you've been trying to reach. You can and will do better. Let this one go. A good side cock is hard to find. Find one that can reach your deepest itch. When you find it, forget the tshirt and grab the tube top!!! Oh, go watch Back to School with Ridney Dangerfield. You need and deserve a laugh.

 

[BIGDADDY90]

First, I would tell you forget the karma crap. All those types of things exist to help us give reason to shit for that which is the random hell in our lives. Bad things happen. Holy hell. Every women deserves an eternity of 5 day-long orgasms for each period she's ever had.

I just read Back to School to get my biased and highly uneducated understanding of "Keith" (unsexiest male name ever). My nosey response is that Keith was an easily accessable, attractive enough option to scratch an itch that you've been trying to reach. You can and will do better. Let this one go. A good side cock is hard to find. Find one that can reach your deepest itch. When you find it, forget the tshirt and grab the tube top!!! Oh, go watch Back to School with Ridney Dangerfield. You need and deserve a laugh.

Haha you nailed it

 

[lil_jenni]

First, I would tell you forget the karma crap. All those types of things exist to help us give reason to shit for that which is the random hell in our lives. Bad things happen. Holy hell. Every women deserves an eternity of 5 day-long orgasms for each period she's ever had.

I just read Back to School to get my biased and highly uneducated understanding of "Keith" (unsexiest male name ever). My nosey response is that Keith was an easily accessable, attractive enough option to scratch an itch that you've been trying to reach. You can and will do better. Let this one go. A good side cock is hard to find. Find one that can reach your deepest itch. When you find it, forget the tshirt and grab the tube top!!! Oh, go watch Back to School with Ridney Dangerfield. You need and deserve a laugh.

Thanks! I know you are right. But this is the kind of shit that always seems to get me down. The only really consistently good thing I've ever had in my life is my Husband, and I almost fucked that up beyond repair before we got married. Now he and the Kiddo are the two best things...

Oh, my friend Misty is here and says she's a good thing too. I told her it's too early to tell, and she threatened to take my ice cream away. Boo....

She just said if she'd met my Husband first, she might not have ended up as a mainly lesbian stripper. I reminded her she would have been way to young to meet him first. She threatened my ice cream again.

And if any of you are wondering if ice cream is code for alcohol, it is not. Still 100% sober here, and have been for almost three years. Misty nodded. She said she'd never tempt me with alcohol... Just ice cream and pussy. So.... I might be offline for a bit...

 

[cumonkelly]

Thanks! I know you are right. But this is the kind of shit that always seems to get me down. The only really consistently good thing I've ever had in my life is my Husband, and I almost fucked that up beyond repair before we got married. Now he and the Kiddo are the two best things...

Oh, my friend Misty is here and says she's a good thing too. I told her it's too early to tell, and she threatened to take my ice cream away. Boo....

She just said if she'd met my Husband first, she might not have ended up as a mainly lesbian stripper. I reminded her she would have been way to young to meet him first. She threatened my ice cream again.

And if any of you are wondering if ice cream is code for alcohol, it is not. Still 100% sober here, and have been for almost three years. Misty nodded. She said she'd never tempt me with alcohol... Just ice cream and pussy. So.... I might be offline for a bit...

2 Golden Rules. Don't fuck up a good man. Don't let good ice cream melt away unless you're going to eat it off a pussy. Misty Hubby sounds like a damn good Ben&Jerry's flavor. Can I trademark that???

 

[lil_jenni]

Misty just told me if I don't get off my phone she'll quit doing what she's doing... which involves licking but no ice cream.

I think it best I do what she says.

 

[BIGDADDY90]

Misty just told me if I don't get off my phone she'll quit doing what she's doing... which involves licking but no ice cream.

I think it best I do what she says.

Carry on lil Jenni life if like a box of chocolates

 

[hairball18]

Or maybe it's Karma for wanting more than Hubby, who is the best, most loving man I know. It could be both, right?

Fuck, I don't believe in that shit. It's just a horrible, horrible coincidence. It has to be. The universe can't be against me this much...

It's not karma, it is her taking advantage of what you talked about to each other.

 

[lil_jenni]

Misty here. Jenni's busy and I have her phone. She's giving me the death glare. Now she knows how it feels. Bahahahaha...

 

[BIGDADDY90]

Misty here. Jenni's busy and I have her phone. She's giving me the death glare. Now she knows how it feels. Bahahahaha...

She likes ice cream licked off her hard nipples I think….

 

[lil_jenni]

Misty again. Jenni's napping. Rough day. Im creeping on her phone. She said I could.

I would have gone with the tube top too. They are fire. I wear one when working sometimes. My tips are the tits when I do. And theyre easy to pull up to give a peek at my tits before I come out topless. The boys go mad for it. And girls too, if they watching.

 

[13Fantasies]

Misty again. Jenni's napping. Rough day. Im creeping on her phone. She said I could.

I would have gone with the tube top too. They are fire. I wear one when working sometimes. My tips are the tits when I do. And theyre easy to pull up to give a peek at my tits before I come out topless. The boys go mad for it. And girls too, if they watching.

I'm sure you helped it be less rough.

 

[BIGDADDY90]

Misty again. Jenni's napping. Rough day. Im creeping on her phone. She said I could.

I would have gone with the tube top too. They are fire. I wear one when working sometimes. My tips are the tits when I do. And theyre easy to pull up to give a peek at my tits before I come out topless. The boys go mad for it. And girls too, if they watching.

Misty,
Tell us more about yourself, what is your ultimate fantasy ?

 

[lil_jenni]

Misty,
Tell us more about yourself, what is your ultimate fantasy ?

After round two, I got my phone back from Misty. But I asked her, and she said to retire from stripping, find a girl who likes tatted up ex-strippers, and live with her on an island where the only male presence is the sweet but simple--and well hung--guy who brings them supplies once a month. I told her I didn't think that's what you meant, but she's sticking to it.

 

[BIGDADDY90]

After round two, I got my phone back from Misty. But I asked her, and she said to retire from stripping, find a girl who likes tatted up ex-strippers, and live with her on an island where the only male presence is the sweet but simple--and well hung--guy who brings them supplies once a month. I told her I didn't think that's what you meant, but she's sticking to it.

Where should I send my application?

 

[lil_jenni]

Where should I send my application?

She laughed and said you should PM it to me and she'll look at it when the time comes.

 

[BIGDADDY90]

She laughed and said you should PM it to me and she'll look at it when the time comes.

PM ? You want me to pussy to mouth it to you? I’ve never recalled talking directly to a pussy especially about myself but as you wish. Where shall we meet ?

 

[lil_jenni]

After round two, I got my phone back from Misty. But I asked her, and she said to retire from stripping, find a girl who likes tatted up ex-strippers, and live with her on an island where the only male presence is the sweet but simple--and well hung--guy who brings them supplies once a month. I told her I didn't think that's what you meant, but she's sticking to it.

For clarification, I asked what she means by "well hung," since some of us mean different things by that. She said long and thick, but she'd.consider thick and average length to fit her definition as well. I asked her if Hubby, who is thick and average length, qualified for her as well hung. She said he hit most the right places, so she wouldn't say he wasn't.

 

[lil_jenni]

PM ? You want me to pussy to mouth it to you? I’ve never recalled talking directly to a pussy especially about myself but as you wish. Where shall we meet ?

Private Message... Sheesh...

 

[BIGDADDY90]

Private Message... Sheesh...

I see well I prefer the latter you can CM me while I PM you if you want