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lil_jenni said:
But let me ask... When the fuck did it start taking toys and devices and costumes to get a guy off when you're too tired or sore for sex? Just suck it until he comes. It's that fucking easy. If I staged some fucking elaborate scene with mixture of lotions and flavors and costumes, or used a fucking fleshlight with a mouth opening so my husband could imagine being with two women, I think Hubby would be overwhelmed. And why does it take all that? See... They make me feel old and out of touch... 😡
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"Why can't you just blow him, like we did in the old days?"... 😆 😆 😆 (I can picture the befuddled look when you say it!)

Sorry, I'm not making fun of you. But my ribs are hurting from laughing!

Aaaah! Kids these days... :ROFLMAO:
 
lil_jenni said:
It was all I could do not to blurt that out. Instead, I was good and just sat there thinking it. 😇
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I can imagine you had a befuddled look, tho!

And for the record, sitting there quietly not saying it, is a sure sign of getting older! 😆
That shit sneaks up on you. Trust me, I know!

Edit: Thanks for that laugh. I really needed it today!
 
Glad you're well and that you're adapting to being outnumbered. Going from 1 kid to 2 wasn't a big adjustment, but going from 2 to 3 was awful. So skipping from 1 to 3 seems almost impossible to me.

You'll continue to figure it out and make it work. Everyone does, though it may not look how you think it will.

So happy for you to know you'll have your job waiting for you!
 
lil_jenni said:
We had a dad in it briefly, but some of the moms didn't like that and quit, and then he switched to a different one because I think he felt out of place after that. 🤷‍♀️ But everyone was less inclined to talk about sex when he was there, so it might not work out for you. 😉

But let me ask... When the fuck did it start taking toys and devices and costumes to get a guy off when you're too tired or sore for sex? Just suck it until he comes. It's that fucking easy. If I staged some fucking elaborate scene with mixture of lotions and flavors and costumes, or used a fucking fleshlight with a mouth opening so my husband could imagine being with two women, I think Hubby would be overwhelmed. And why does it take all that? See... They make me feel old and out of touch... 😡
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Hopefully you'd help me adjust to the class. 😁

Probably saw it on TikTok or something and it's all the rage now. I'd still choose you and your way. 😘
 
lil_jenni said:
We had a dad in it briefly, but some of the moms didn't like that and quit, and then he switched to a different one because I think he felt out of place after that. 🤷‍♀️ But everyone was less inclined to talk about sex when he was there, so it might not work out for you. 😉

But let me ask... When the fuck did it start taking toys and devices and costumes to get a guy off when you're too tired or sore for sex? Just suck it until he comes. It's that fucking easy. If I staged some fucking elaborate scene with mixture of lotions and flavors and costumes, or used a fucking fleshlight with a mouth opening so my husband could imagine being with two women, I think Hubby would be overwhelmed. And why does it take all that? See... They make me feel old and out of touch... 😡
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Fuck them toys! If a dude would rather use a toy than my mouth, then he can go find someone else to be with. :rolleyes:
 
Last night, Hubby's cousin came over to watch the Kiddo and the Twinzees so Hubby and I could go to dinner. Since it is our first real night out where I felt like dressing up, I bought a whole new outfit -- forrest green skirt, short but not a mini, and a burgundy Christmas sweater, tight with a plunging neckline. I also got a new Christmas bra and pants set. The bra is a cleavage producing push up, which now works for me because I'm still two cup sizes bigger than normal. Anyway, my cleavage got lots of attention, and not just from Hubby. 🥰

I was so worked up by the time dinner was over, I had Hubby drive our Explorer to a dark parking lot and gave him a BJ. I would have done road head, but he doesn't let me because it's dangerous. 🙄 Anyway, it was the first time I gave him head in the Explorer, and as much as I normally hate the stupid shift dial, I was happy there was not a shifter poking me in the ribs or belly. 🤪
 
lil_jenni said:
Last night, Hubby's cousin came over to watch the Kiddo and the Twinzees so Hubby and I could go to dinner. Since it is our first real night out where I felt like dressing up, I bought a whole new outfit -- forrest green skirt, short but not a mini, and a burgundy Christmas sweater, tight with a plunging neckline. I also got a new Christmas bra and pants set. The bra is a cleavage producing push up, which now works for me because I'm still two cup sizes bigger than normal. Anyway, my cleavage got lots of attention, and not just from Hubby. 🥰

I was so worked up by the time dinner was over, I had Hubby drive our Explorer to a dark parking lot and gave him a BJ. I would have done road head, but he doesn't let me because it's dangerous. 🙄 Anyway, it was the first time I gave him head in the Explorer, and as much as I normally hate the stupid shift dial, I was happy there was not a shifter poking me in the ribs or belly. 🤪
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Atta girl!
 
JerseyJade said:
I have to admit... once I have my first one, the rest of them come easy. :D
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Yeah, that's the norm for me too, especially if I'm on top (or receiving oral). 😈 But that first one has taken so long lately, if it happens at all, that it's pretty much usually over shortly after I get there. 🫤

Last night, I didn't get there the first time, which is why, after I gave him a rest (and dealt with hungry babies), I woke him up (guess how 😈) and rode him to two very nice big Os. 😁😁😁
 
lil_jenni said:
Yeah, that's the norm for me too, especially if I'm on top (or receiving oral). 😈
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Hmmmm. So, you can have multiple from oral?

My SO is one and done with oral. (Wish she could have multiples that way). Other ways she's good for a bunch in a row, but only one on the clit...
 
dkak001 said:
Hmmmm. So, you can have multiple from oral?

My SO is one and done with oral. (Wish she could have multiples that way). Other ways she's good for a bunch in a row, but only one on the clit...
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That depends on how eager the licker is after my first. Hubby knows to give me a bit of a break before going for a second, and so have the women I have been with. Other guys before hubby? Meh. I actually preferred not to get oral back then because most guys didn't know what the fuck they were doing down there. Although in their defense, it was college, and I tended to go for the guys who may not have been as experienced. But still... Meh.
 
lil_jenni said:
That depends on how eager the licker is after my first. Hubby knows to give me a bit of a break before going for a second, and so have the women I have been with. Other guys before hubby? Meh. I actually preferred not to get oral back then because most guys didn't know what the fuck they were doing down there. Although in their defense, it was college, and I tended to go for the guys who may not have been as experienced. But still... Meh.
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I get it. Refractory periods are different for everyone, etc. Lucky guys who end up with you ladies who want it several times in one night!

One solution is to tease and and prolong the experience, to enjoy it longer... :devilish: (Alas, it's how some of have to make due... LOL)
 
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