Literotica's All-time Best "Worst Public Feedback" List

[BlackShanglan]

I would think that considering the context of what I discern from this string is the usual reaction to Scouries's stories (which I still haven't read, mind you--and don't really plan to), a vote of 25 percent might constitute a devoted fan.

In a similar vein, I've tried to find a comment I remember to post here that was glowing in its words and then rated the story at 25 percent. Haven't been able to find it yet, though. Anyone else here gotten that sort of mixed response?

Is the thermometer automatically set to start at 25? Or is that my fragile and defective memory playing me up again? I can't remember if it's that way or the other way 'round, but I know I've seen posts of people talking about mismatches generated by people who forget to tick a new value for the thermometer.

I suppose I could read a story by Scouries and then go on to vote in order to refresh my memory how the thermometer works, but if his posts are any indication of the leanness, power, and style of his stories ...

 

[sr71plt]

Is the thermometer automatically set to start at 25? Or is that my fragile and defective memory playing me up again? I can't remember if it's that way or the other way 'round, but I know I've seen posts of people talking about mismatches generated by people who forget to tick a new value for the thermometer.

I suppose I could read a story by Scouries and then go on to vote in order to refresh my memory how the thermometer works, but if his posts are any indication of the leanness, power, and style of his stories ...

No, I don't think so (25 percent being the base). I'm sure I've gotten zeros before. I don't really understand what the thermometer function does, though. I don't think it has any effect on anything. And I feel a little silly trying to figure out how big a pat on the back to give myself with the thermometer when I'm posting a response/answer to a story commenter.

Not having looked at a Scouries story, do they come with all of those distracting fonts and color changes that help make the postings here so hard to read? Does the reader get some sort of warning that a part of the story is supposed to be hot through the use of 16-point red type?

 

[cloudy]

Is the thermometer automatically set to start at 25? Or is that my fragile and defective memory playing me up again? I can't remember if it's that way or the other way 'round, but I know I've seen posts of people talking about mismatches generated by people who forget to tick a new value for the thermometer.

I suppose I could read a story by Scouries and then go on to vote in order to refresh my memory how the thermometer works, but if his posts are any indication of the leanness, power, and style of his stories ...

The default for the thermometer is 50.

 

[tickledkitty]

Marsh and I got a zero with the PC he posted above.

 

[sr71plt]

The default for the thermometer is 50.

That's a blow. Seems it should be set at 98.6.

 

[scouries]

surprise...a story comment!

MARSHMAN Absolutely no reason for you to apologize my good man. Your personal attack certainly fell well within the guidelines of AH land! No need to pretend or change your words simply to assuage the gods of political correctness.

And if you’d read Miss K’s next post you would have seen she’d revealed her real reason for her vitriol – it was not the quoting of a comment on someone else’s story but in fact a hangover from the MOONMAN affair.

And quite frankly I don’t need any ‘insincere, mealy-mouthed apologies’ thank you very much.

Miss K (even though I suppose you can’t read this), you’re quite right to put me on ignore. I know from two broken marriages that sometimes its better just to move on (those bitches). I don’t think I’ll put you on my ignore list though – frankly I just don’t like using it. So far only oily, his pal scribbles, and mr.666 have merited going on mine.

I am glad you owned up for the real reason for your comment – that high and mighty bullshit was beneath you. I much prefer this: Maybe because you are such an ass that making fun of you is just plain justice

So you’re smart to ignore me because I quite like this thread – shit, its hard for me not to since I seem to have been the inspiration for it. So I’ll be sticking around. And posting comments I find interesting, both comments made on my stories and comments made on others.

[size=+2]TODAYS WORST COMMENT[/SIZE]​

Here’s today’s ‘worst’ comment. I saw it on the ‘Feedback Portal’ and had to investigate. And the commenter is right! It is brutally tough to read the story. The odd thing about the other comments the story received is that they were mostly pretty good and no one else mentioned the paragraph length. Go figure!

But besides being a ‘worst’ comment it also happens to be a constructive one which the author would be wise to heed. So maybe it isn’t the ‘WORST’ after all.

First Place Winner!!

This story wins the prize for the longest paragraphs in the history of Literotica. Crap, why did the writer bother with new paragraphs at all? For me, that kind of writing is just unreadable, so I guess I blew it off once I got deeply into one of the interminable paragraphs. Irishdragon: resubmit the story, and this time make it readable on a computer monitor. You'll feel better for it, I assure you.

Submission Title: Baby on the Brain
Category: Loving Wives

 

[wanderwonder]

I see you quoted your good feedback but paraphrased the bad. Bad wanderwonder, bad! Come back here and quote your worst. If we want to read good feedback, we'll all troop over to the Author's Hangout, and find that goody-goody "Best Feedback I ever Got" thread. Where's a drool pot when you need one?

Hey, I told you I deleted the bad feedback a while ago. I did my best, promise! I was just thought the cum comment was incredibly awkward, and a little creepy, and a lot more revealing than what I would have preferred (you know you got em, too). Trust me, though, if I ever get another MachoMan comment on my stories, you all will be the first to know. I'm kind of looking forward to it now

 

[Guest]

Dani,

You are absolutely correct, and I have edited my inital post to delete the feedback garnered by one of Scouries' stories. My own public feedback is bad enough, and I should not wish this to become a thread that we use to make fun of other people's writing. Rather, it should be, as you rightly point out, a thread where we make fun of our own, through the comments that we get from our "fans." I will swallow my pride, such as I have of it, and PM scouries to apologize.

But I still love you...

 

[BlackShanglan]

Hey, I told you I deleted the bad feedback a while ago. I did my best, promise! I was just thought the cum comment was incredibly awkward, and a little creepy, and a lot more revealing than what I would have preferred (you know you got em, too). Trust me, though, if I ever get another MachoMan comment on my stories, you all will be the first to know. I'm kind of looking forward to it now

I loved it. I confess, I hate to wish it on anyone, but I'm rather hoping that he returns to you, too. Or, to be kinder, perhaps I should wish that he visits me.

I enjoy the bizarre ones. I know it's not the title of the thread, but to me some of the most laugh-worthy comments are the ones that I honestly can't make heads or tails of.

 

[Guest]

At my age certain parts are naturally missing or malfunctioning. As for quiting on redheads. Bite thy tongue, no way, ain't happenin'.

Sorry for the threadjack but.... Redheads are far more important than feedback, good or bad.

I have red highlights.

 

[Guest]

I have red highlights.

I do too, on occassion

 

[Guest]

I do too, on occassion

I lose them during the winter but the sun brings 'em back out in the summer.

 

[TruthOrDare]

Maybe because you are such an ass that making fun of you is just plain justice. Do you realize some of the things you've done because you and your alts are so smug and arrogant? A lot of people enjoyed reading Montana Summer. It was an awesome storyline that is now no longer available because you couldn't respect another's wishes. You make such a deal out of your work and your supposed "1000 voters". But you know, even during the contests, if someone doesn't want to be involved and they ask to be removed, this site does so. You can't even give that kind of respect to an author who can write you under the table. Oh to hell with it. Ignore is a good thing.

You deleted the stories so you could beat him over the head with it. So predictable.

 

[SweetWitch]

Oh one-eyed pirate (swoons), the mere hint of criticism is enough to give us delicate flowers the vapors. As you know, SW and TK are hurt to the quickif someone suggests there effusion is less thanperfect. Me, I'm a girly who is too scared usually to even put my little potpourris out there.

How we wish we were a big macho man like you. We need the hairy chest to cushion the angst.

My hero

I hope you'll pardon me, Dear, but I'm left to wonder if there seems to be an issue here. You've taken a couple of shots at me, which I felt it would be better to ignore. At this point, however, I feel that you may have gone too far. You don't know me, so I'm confused as to why you seem to think that you can just bandy my name about so glibbly and couple it with some rather silly suggestions.

Would you do me a favor? Please leave me out of your flirtations.

Thank you.

Molly

 

[SweetWitch]

At my age certain parts are naturally missing or malfunctioning. As for quiting on redheads. Bite thy tongue, no way, ain't happenin'.

Sorry for the threadjack but.... Redheads are far more important than feedback, good or bad.

I'm flattered, Sugar-tush. Thanks.

 

[SweetWitch]

But I still love you...

He is cute, isn't he... But I still have an urge to use a whip on him.

 

[wanderwonder]

I just got a brand-spankin-new troll, so I get to play for real. Who's excited? My tail is wagging.

Better that fucking penguins, I suppose.
09/21/07 By: Anonymous in Formerly South Georgia Is.
.....but still a story about queers pushing shit uphill.

If my story rates a 0, how high do mating aquatic avians rate? Or he could be talking about bestiality, it's not very clear.

 

[slyc_willie]

I just got a brand-spankin-new troll, so I get to play for real. Who's excited? My tail is wagging.

Better that fucking penguins, I suppose.
09/21/07 By: Anonymous in Formerly South Georgia Is.
.....but still a story about queers pushing shit uphill.

If my story rates a 0, how high do mating aquatic avians rate? Or he could be talking about bestiality, it's not very clear.

"Formerly South Georgia Island?"

What is it called now?

 

[scouries]

todays 'worst comment'...from gabby

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size],

The boss is out on his boat today (“no, you can’t come Gabby” the meanie said) so I’ve been left in charge of the office.

So here’s

[size=+2]TODAYS WORST COMMENT[/SIZE]​

Actually there are two of them, although both are on the same story. Can you guess the author? But I must say the second commenter is wrong about the girls from Lubbock. There was a girl in Mr. Scouries last film who was born in Lubbock and is a Red Raider through and through and she was the cutest little gal you’ve ever seen. And nice too!

And I think it's pretty clear the second commenter doesn't like men with beeg deecks!

THE MECHANIC’S BIG TOOL
a LOVING WIVES STORY
48,000+ VIEWS
363 VOTES
27 COMMENTS

For me, it was fun until it became.
09/17/06 by
a "Loving Husbands" story and the guys were fucking each other.

The Beeg Deecked Hero Rides Again (& again & ...)
09/19/06 by
You only needed 9" to make your story interesting instead of the usual foot long hot-dog. Let's see now: cuckolded hubby worth billions is too much of a wimp to service the trophy wife properly so the Beeg Deecked Eye-talian stud has to take care of bid'ness. Tired stereotype. Yawn.

Twenty-four year-old superhottie from Lubbock(?). I lived in West Texas and I know all about Lubbock. Ain't no superhotties in Rat Raider Land. Sorry, fellas. Said female has BCF Syndrome and doesn't worry about STDs from all the women with whom superstud has bareback sex. She sounds an airhead to me but then I'm stupid because I think intelligent is sexy. The author spent no time developing this character so she might as well be a plastic blow-up doll. It'd work just as well. I have wondered on occasion what BCF sluts do when they can no longer get the big wiener (because, for example, the guy died or contracted leprosy or something). Do their stretched and loose pussies just go without or do they resort to toys? That'd be an interesting story. Maybe one of the Beeg Deeck crowd will write one for us.

The anorexic teen: clearly her problem is the lack of Big Deeck too (does this seem repetitive to you as it does to me?). Once she gets the Beeg Deeck, it solves everything. Now she eats right, gets good grades in school and no longer has a self-image problem. Please, spare us the absurdity. I can only imagine the emotional trauma of being raped by a hairy-assed Eye-talian feller wth a Beeg Deeck while daddy and step-mommy look on and cheer. Yep, that'd make my day. Somehow I keep thinking law enforcement should be involved but then I remembered: this is a Beeg Deeck story and there ain't no cops in those (unless, of course, they are the wielders of said prodigiously humungous tools).

The maidslut: ah, yes, the horny Latina whose idea of a good time is mom and her sharing the Beeg Deeck. Sure sounds like the Catholic Latinas I grew up with, oh yeah. Was there some significance to the scene in which Maria was dressed as Roman serving girl? By the way, the outfit as described might appear in some Hollywood fantasy of life in ancient Rome but bears little resemblance to authentic Roman slave attire. Methinks somebody didn't do their research very well (duh, research for a story? What for?).

The Beeg Deeck: you all know the stereotyped superstud so I won't waste time on that. I do have to wonder what that noise was about him being faithful to his wife. Given his predilection for ensuring that the females of the species receive adequate access to a Beeg Deeck, I find his assertion of fidelty through six years of marriage not credible. If the author was willing to mislead us on the fidelty issue, what else is bogus about this character? Insofar as the story goes, I searched for a plot but found none. Near as I can tell, it's just a romp through various sex acts. There are no consequences to any of the actions undertaken by the characters. The women are just happy to have a Beeg Deeck at last and Charley (who evidently likes the Beeg Deeck too) plays the superwimp with aplomb, all in the name of curiosity.

I think curiosity is overrated as a reason. I'm curious about nitroglycerin. Doesn't mean I want to make a(nother) batch. There's no impact character that I can discern. In fact, there is no conflict in this story at all. It's just one Beeg Deeck happy family. To summarize, the characters aren't developed, there's no plot and the writing is distinctly average. In short, excellent fiction this is not. There was a lot of verbiage so I guess I'll toss a 25 at it instead of a fifty.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Maybe because you are such an ass that making fun of you is just plain justice. Do you realize some of the things you've done because you and your alts are so smug and arrogant? A lot of people enjoyed reading Montana Summer. It was an awesome storyline that is now no longer available because you couldn't respect another's wishes. You make such a deal out of your work and your supposed "1000 voters". But you know, even during the contests, if someone doesn't want to be involved and they ask to be removed, this site does so. You can't even give that kind of respect to an author who can write you under the table. Oh to hell with it. Ignore is a good thing.

Whoa... wait... what?

Hey! MS is GONE! WTF!?!??!?!?!

 

[SweetWitch]

Whoa... wait... what?

Hey! MS is GONE! WTF!?!??!?!?!

It's a sad day. The thing is, I've had the urge to do the same myself. Dani's the one who talked me out of it.

 

[MzDeviancy]

...dull-dropping vine that to my home huddles. Thy turgid tendrils not unlike, my will-less wits in bold and independent venture fail to flourish. Though truth told be, I know not how to raise my wrath the author to overthrow...

K, you lost me there. Are you saying I bug you at your house, and you don't know how to get rid of me?

I have no idea what "my will-less wits in bold and independent venture fail to flourish" means...

And I already told you to take your time with the story. Gosh!

 

[Guest]

Whoa... wait... what?

Hey! MS is GONE! WTF!?!??!?!?!

You can lay the fault of that at Scouries feet, if you don't have him on ignore like the rest of us do.

 

[sr71plt]

You can lay the fault of that at Scouries feet, if you don't have him on ignore like the rest of us do.

Afraid--both in fairness and in learning not to hurt yourself--that it needs to be noted that's not quite so. Scouries doesn't "do" these things to people here. They do it to themselves. He wants them to do it and he manipulates them to do it, but this is one of those cases of self-inflicted wounding. And it all unfolded here (not on this particular thread but on another live thread nearby). Reading that string would be very instructive on how to let Scouries "make" you do yourself in. If someone is sitting there with a knife unsheathed and pointed at you, and you walk over and throw yourself on the knife, all of the "fault" can't really be assigned to the one holding the knife.

 

[Guest]

Afraid--both in fairness and in learning not to hurt yourself--that it needs to be noted that's not quite so. Scouries doesn't "do" these things to people here. They do it to themselves. He wants them to do it and he manipulates them to do it, but this is one of those cases of self-inflicted wounding. And it all unfolded here (not on this particular thread but on another live thread nearby). Reading that string would be very instructive on how to let Scouries "make" you do yourself in. If someone is sitting there with a knife unsheathed and pointed at you, and you walk over and throw yourself on the knife, all of the "fault" can't really be assigned to the one holding the knife.

I don't agree with all of that, but I can understand why Brian did what he did. There is a matter of who and what you want to be associated with. Scouries wouldn't do the respectful and responsible thing when asked, so Brian removed the stories. I happen to agree with what he did and why he did it.