Literotica's All-time Best "Worst Public Feedback" List

[SweetWitch]

*snicker*

Gonna be fun to see the response tomorrow . . . .

I'm just annoyed with the whole business. For the most part, I truly enjoy the exchanges I have with the people on this site that are good enough to respond to me. It's fun and amusing. I've met some good souls here.

Even when people are being critical of each other's work, they do so with constructiveness, reaching out to lend a hand.

But that one... He's a real piece of work. What he lacks in talent, he makes up for in poor social skills. He reminds me of Cartman on South Park -- whiney, petulant and completely without grace.

 

[slyc_willie]

I'm just annoyed with the whole business. For the most part, I truly enjoy the exchanges I have with the people on this site that are good enough to respond to me. It's fun and amusing. I've met some good souls here.

Even when people are being critical of each other's work, they do so with constructiveness, reaching out to lend a hand.

But that one... He's a real piece of work. What he lacks in talent, he makes up for in poor social skills. He reminds me of Cartman on South Park -- whiney, petulant and completely without grace.

Which is why people like Cartman. He's the asinine, self-absorbed little bitch-boy we all wish we could be from time to time, and get away with being so.

But, even South Park will come to an end.

And so will our little bitch-boy.

In the meantime, enjoy the laugh. I have.

 

[TruthOrDare]

Would someone please tell all of his many personalities that this is not the "congratulate yourself by posting gushing feedback on your own stories" thread? This is Literotica's All-time Best "Worst Public Feedback" List thread.

Nobody is better at posting comments on your own stories, Danielle.

 

[MarshAlien]

I think the story the girls and I wrote may well have the ‘all-time worst comment’ winner. . . .

Oh Scouries, you came so much closer this time. You actually did manage to post some of your negative feedback. Unlike all of the other authors who've posted on this thread, however, you apparently had to add in some of the good feedback (maybe to show you get some?) and edit the bad ones. In addition, you apparently felt the need to post your own rebuttals of those bad ones, and in the process include some completely gratuitous and ugly insults of other authors.

I hope you and "the girls" (there are four, right, not counting the thumb?) give it another shot. I'm quite certain that you do have some of the "worst public feedback" on Lit and that, completely unadorned and unedited, it is worth including here.

 

[SweetWitch]

Which is why people like Cartman. He's the asinine, self-absorbed little bitch-boy we all wish we could be from time to time, and get away with being so.

But, even South Park will come to an end.

And so will our little bitch-boy.

In the meantime, enjoy the laugh. I have.

I suppose you're right. It is rather humorous how this person thinks he's being clever with all the alts he uses. For instance: He could think of no way to respond to this exchange that you and I are having except to call out one of his many personalities and accuse me of being Danielle. Now that's just silly. I can only aspire to be as prolific and imaginative as she, and our styles are vastly different. If he really believes we are one and the same, then he shows his lack of intelligence. If it's just an attempt at insulting me, then his words are just laughable. I take it as a compliment.

 

[SweetWitch]

In an effort to get this thing back on track...

Remember super thesaurus man? Well, here's his rebuttal to the comments left by several other readers on the same story.

WARNING: Reading this may cause headache, stomach cramps, chest pain and an overpowering urge to shoot trolls.

Dearest D/kitten & Other Writers
10/08/06 By: Anonymous in USA
It will be ongoing this protection of your child against those who just don't know what you do. And that is healthy for you or you wouldn't be where you are talentwise or having the courage to publish that which you labored over so diligently.

So when I am, or were I you, I likewise would sometimes be offended by those who linger on my subject matter as much I would prefer they wouldn't.

But, in the real world of book writing & selling, which this site and others can be preparation for, certain subjects or viewpoints most definitely affect book sales.

In that scenario, publishers carefully choose what they feel will help them continue their business - stay in the black if you will. Even then, there are critics who take the time to point out their take on an effort both skillwise and subject matter. Of course, the movies are also subject to both the marketplace and critics as they should.

So how is this so different and why should it be from your viewpoint? It is difficult to justify a reasonable reason for difference from most positions including yours. It is human but not defensible in the real world.

If you will think about it without partiality, that aint bad and it is part of the checks and balances of a real world.

If you went through life thinking 2+3=6 and couldn't understand why no one would buy your product, wouldn't that be a shame and loss for you and possibly others. Not that there wouldn't be a few who would agree that the world is flat but isn't that an empty vessel.

You have the right to stay your course but don't deny yourself the right to grow - to be flexible - to see other viewpoints - to understand the why of difference from another angle.

This site more than any other is kind of like Peoria, where in showbiz, if it flys there it will fly anywhere, but only because here the worldwide cross sampling of readers is strong, intelligent and mostly well meaning.

The atta boys and girls here are your only currency but still must be earned in talent, subject and viewpoint which is the way of the world.

Perhaps the most difficult criticism for some writers like yourself and the writer of this work can experience is the expressed higher expectation from some of us from those who could.

By that I mean, sometimes myself and others feel the subject or viewpoint expressed by a talented writer is puzzling below them. Not that they can't but it is disappointing when they do, as they as so looked forward to for what they can and have done. It may sell a few books but long term it is a low in their normal portfolio.

Lastly, it is with difficulty of acceptance that anyone here really could legitimately feel that you or anyone has a viable identity any greater than mine or other anon.. Silly pseudonyms don't entitle credibility anymore than counterfeit currency does. Only our words and stated intentions can denote understanding, respect and drive credibility which no silly name can.

I lied on the last lastly - a no vote - a no score - a no comment means no one cares and you should be more concerned about that than someone who takes the time to comment.

Respectfully Anon.

P.S. - Writer I too favor Parker's, but for legitimate game. Also, as is normally the case, this effort of yours was extremely well written but the subject is beneath you.

 

[Guest]

In an effort to get this thing back on track...

Remember super thesaurus man? Well, here's his rebuttal to the comments left by several other readers on the same story.

WARNING: Reading this may cause headache, stomach cramps, chest pain and an overpowering urge to shoot trolls.

Um...was that sent to me? Is he saying you and I are the same person? Moll, if we are the same person than that thing you did...remember that thing you did? It would be physically impossible for me to do. I mean that in a strictly platonic, non lesbian way of course.

 

[SweetWitch]

On Tricks & Treats for the Librarian

And now for something really different

That sucked!
10/14/05 By: Anonymous
Talk about stupid and a waste of time!
Terrible story line!!

In this troll's defense, the story really does suck.

 

[MarshAlien]

Um...was that sent to me? Is he saying you and I are the same person? Moll, if we are the same person than that thing you did...remember that thing you did? It would be physically impossible for me to do. I mean that in a strictly platonic, non lesbian way of course.

And again,



Seriously, I think he was just responding to a comment you left on her troll story after his original one. But back to this "thing" . . .

 

[SweetWitch]

Um...was that sent to me? Is he saying you and I are the same person? Moll, if we are the same person than that thing you did...remember that thing you did? It would be physically impossible for me to do. I mean that in a strictly platonic, non lesbian way of course.

That thing? You mean the thing, at the place with the thing? The one with the other thing?

Yeah, I know. Too funny, huh? I used to feel sorry for the guy, but now I'm just bored. He needs to find a better line.

 

[Guest]

That thing? You mean the thing, at the place with the thing? The one with the other thing?

Yeah, I know. Too funny, huh? I used to feel sorry for the guy, but now I'm just bored. He needs to find a better line.

People like that leave a bad taste in my mouth...oh wait, that's the coffee I had earlier. Wow, I feel better now.

Marsh, we could tell you but then we'd have to shoot you. I'd try for the leg, I really would, but with this twitch in my hand...

 

[SweetWitch]

People like that leave a bad taste in my mouth...oh wait, that's the coffee I had earlier. Wow, I feel better now.

Marsh, we could tell you but then we'd have to shoot you. I'd try for the leg, I really would, but with this twitch in my hand...

Should we tell Marshmelly about the thing? No... Let's just let curiosity eat him alive.

 

[MarshAlien]

People like that leave a bad taste in my mouth...oh wait, that's the coffee I had earlier. Wow, I feel better now.

Marsh, we could tell you but then we'd have to shoot you. I'd try for the leg, I really would, but with this twitch in my hand...

Suppose I'm willing to take that chance?

 

[SweetWitch]

Suppose I'm willing to take that chance?

Do it, Dani. Do it! I dare ya!

Have a good day everyone. I'm off to my enforced servitude.

 

[MarshAlien]

Do it, Dani. Do it! I dare ya!

Have a good day everyone. I'm off to my enforced servitude.

Remember Dani: tell first; shoot after. Not the other way around.

 

[Guest]

Remember Dani: tell first; shoot after. Not the other way around.

That's not the way my daddy taught me. He always said...shoot first ask questions later.

Bye Moll, have a good day at work dear.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

That's not the way my daddy taught me. He always said...shoot first ask questions later.

Bye Moll, have a good day at work dear.

Dani, if they shoot first there's little point in them hanging around for in-depth interviews.

 

[Guest]

Dani, if they shoot first there's little point in them hanging around for in-depth interviews.

Yeah. but it's wonderful research in figuring out what to do with the bodies

 

[MarshAlien]

Yeah. but it's wonderful research in figuring out what to do with the bodies

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that there are certain inALIENable rights, and that among them are LIFE.

Inalienable, of course, means that these rights exist (i.e., are "abled") even in aliens. So let's have a little less gunfire and a little more pursuit of happiness on this thread, eh, ladies?

 

[TxRad]

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that there are certain inALIENable rights, and that among them are LIFE.

Inalienable, of course, means that these rights exist (i.e., are "abled") even in aliens. So let's have a little less gunfire and a little more pursuit of happiness on this thread, eh, ladies?

Alien or not, I'd buy a flack jacket if i was you.

Them ladies are going to hurt you yet and not in a good way either.

 

[scouries]

and now for something comp....

Back to the comment front: I just had to copy this when I saw it today! Talk about the

grand_high_poobah!!!!

.

And no, number 3 is not an editorial comment I added!

Who in the world wouldn’t love to be under Literotica’s two favorites? I’m a lucky #7 indeed. I just love those two.


Most Comments: 7 days (Thursday, September 20th
1. Pick of the Litter Ch. 10 by ******
2. I Love Dick Ch. 02 by ******
3. The Bitch
4. Pick of the Litter Ch. 11 by ******
5. I Love Dick by ******
6. Pick of the Litter Ch. 12 by ******
7. Nude Dancing # 02: Mom by **guess who**


Here’s a comment from story #3 – The Bitch. It certainly seems to fit within the marshmans parameters. I should point out though that the majority of the 43 (to date) comments on the story were generally positive. I myself haven’t read the story in question nor posted a comment. I was simply drawn to it because it was on the above list.

You should be ashamed for having the nerve
09/16/07 by Anonymous
to publish shit like this.a story that should have never been told. "I saw the damn pictures of you with that blond puta. Now leave me alone." I still had no idea what in the hell she was talking about, but wound up chalking it up to something that I figured I would never really know. If this isn't mantal retardation I don't know what it is. You had a stroy to tell and you did so even though you had to use the main characters to "set " it up. They were simply bad actors acting out a nothing script. If this was real life it waould have read like the mentaly disabled meets the mentally challenged. Your writing is ok but your premise for a story sucks. How about Ramon. Maria basically cheated with him. The husband had done nothing wrong except that he didn't have the mental capacity to act like a real man. Maria had sex with Ramon with her kids in the same house and the retardee marries her again...who the hell reads shit like this. Go away and try to make a real story instead of some kind of crap

 

[Guest]

Back to the comment front: I just had to copy this when I saw it today! Talk about the

grand_high_poobah!!!!

.

And no, number 3 is not an editorial comment I added!

Who in the world wouldn’t love to be under Literotica’s two favorites? I’m a lucky #7 indeed. I just love those two.


Most Comments: 7 days (Thursday, September 20th
1. Pick of the Litter Ch. 10 by ******
2. I Love Dick Ch. 02 by ******
3. The Bitch
4. Pick of the Litter Ch. 11 by ******
5. I Love Dick by ******
6. Pick of the Litter Ch. 12 by ******
7. Nude Dancing # 02: Mom by **guess who**


Here’s a comment from story #3 – The Bitch. It certainly seems to fit within the marshmans parameters. I should point out though that the majority of the 43 (to date) comments on the story were generally positive. I myself haven’t read the story in question nor posted a comment. I was simply drawn to it because it was on the above list.

You should be ashamed for having the nerve
09/16/07 by Anonymous
to publish shit like this.a story that should have never been told. "I saw the damn pictures of you with that blond puta. Now leave me alone." I still had no idea what in the hell she was talking about, but wound up chalking it up to something that I figured I would never really know. If this isn't mantal retardation I don't know what it is. You had a stroy to tell and you did so even though you had to use the main characters to "set " it up. They were simply bad actors acting out a nothing script. If this was real life it waould have read like the mentaly disabled meets the mentally challenged. Your writing is ok but your premise for a story sucks. How about Ramon. Maria basically cheated with him. The husband had done nothing wrong except that he didn't have the mental capacity to act like a real man. Maria had sex with Ramon with her kids in the same house and the retardee marries her again...who the hell reads shit like this. Go away and try to make a real story instead of some kind of crap

And you should be ashamed for posting from a story that is not yours. What is it about you that you think you have the right to take something like that that the author might not want posted anywhere else and flaunt it in a thread like this. If we flaunt our own bad comments, that's fine, but to go and do this to someone else is wrong. Of course, then again, remembering who you are and your lack of compassion and common decency, I can well understand why YOU would.

 

[scouries]

meow....

Now you’re being dishonest sweetie!! Here’s what your good friend proposed on his first post. And he quoted a comment made on one of my stories (in red honey). I didn’t hear any complaints from you then – only snickers. Seems a little two faced to me.

Miss D K said: If we flaunt our own bad comments, that's fine, but to go and do this to someone else is wrong. Of course, then again, remembering who you are and your lack of compassion and common decency, I can well understand why YOU would. Can you understand why the MARSHMAN did it?


From Post #1 by Marshman

Literotica's All-time Best "Worst Public Feedback" List
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So sue me. I got tired of constantly seeing "Literotica's All-time 'Most Votes Received' List," scouries's attempt to create a new list where he can be in first place (although, honestly, how you can describe someone as one of "Literotica's Greatest Authors" based on a story that probably isn't even in the top thousand highest-scoring in its category (Incest, surprise, surprise) is beyond me). Anyway, it seems to me we need a category where everyone can compete. And I recall that Diana Rigg (whom we were worshipping over in the Author's Hangout last week) once published a book of really bad reviews.

So I thought, how about really bad public feedback. After all, the Story Feedback Forum is for "Literotica Stories that you love or hate!" And since there are plenty of negative opinions floating around out there, why should I reinvent the wheel? So I invite everyone to submit a nominee for "Worst Public Feedback," on your story, or that of someone you love. Or of someone else. At the end we'll decide which single piece of bad public feedback was the best, and give the recipient some sort of cheap, meaningless award.

The rules are simple: it has to be public, either a public comment or posted in the forum. And there you are.

I'll start off. My worst comment is from Show Moms, Ch. 02 (which currently is barely holding on to its red "H" with a 4.59):
Sorry Mate.
02/19/07 By: Anonymous in USA
You had a great story line with fantastic potential and you let it trickle right through your fingers. Sure wish it could be rewritten by Scorpio44, chiefX39, Rob in AZ, metacarpal or walterio. I guess the hard stuff just isn't in you and it's a bit of a shame since what you have done shows a helluva lot of talent. (score of 00)

My worst forum comment, from scouries himself, on How to Write Romance (4.72):
You have to wonder what the ‘Average Joe’ reader opening this story randomly, thinking a contest story probably should be pretty good, would make of the whole thing. My guess is he’d be clicked out and long gone by the end of the second paragraph.

Which is of course the author’s greatest failing here. He doesn’t care about them. In fact he doesn’t want them to get to the end and vote. You can feel the utter disdain he shows for not only Literotica’s readers but also other authors he clearly feels superior to. He may speak for his “fellow [AH] Romance writers” but certainly not for the vast majority of us.

Surely sir, if you are going to write a story to be entered in a major Literotica competition its sole purpose shouldn’t be to mock the people that you rely on so much for to feed your ego. For yes, even though, like so many of your AH friends, you dismiss the majority of readers as simpletons and perverts, you still crave the rush that comes from having your stories ‘viewed’.

Quite frankly I hope you win the contest. Then this (expletive deleted) story will have to stay on the site forever, a testament to one authors arrogance and pettiness.

Not bad, huh? Still, though, for sheer exuberance, I have to give the nod to a comment from scouries' #1 all-time most votes received story, "Daddy?" I Whispered."(4.50):
THIS
07/07/07 by Anonymous
Was what you've been bragging about? I'm sorry to say I had grown tired with the story midway through the first page and so I scanned it to find the sex, just so my batteries weren't wasted. Thank god for a vibe and Duracell, otherwise this would have been a waste of my time. I came, but not because of you and this so called wonderful story. *shudders* Go learn to write and when you do, come back and try again.(score of 25(!!)

 

[Guest]

Maybe because you are such an ass that making fun of you is just plain justice. Do you realize some of the things you've done because you and your alts are so smug and arrogant? A lot of people enjoyed reading Montana Summer. It was an awesome storyline that is now no longer available because you couldn't respect another's wishes. You make such a deal out of your work and your supposed "1000 voters". But you know, even during the contests, if someone doesn't want to be involved and they ask to be removed, this site does so. You can't even give that kind of respect to an author who can write you under the table. Oh to hell with it. Ignore is a good thing.

 

[SweetWitch]

Oh to hell with it. Ignore is a good thing.

Yes, it is. If everyone would put him on that exalted list, he’d disappear into the woodwork like the rest of the cockroaches.

Don’t let him get to you, Dani. He’s not worth the effort. He’s been on my iggy list for a long time now.