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[mjl2010]

Usually I don't care

About the negative comments. I don't get a lot but I haven't really written a lot either.

This from my Honeymoon Cabin Series, which is in Novels/Novellas. Of course, they voted a one too.

Nyaaaaahh! Should have been in erotic couplings...she didn't suck one other cock..

Now I'm scarred for life... NOT!

MJL

 

[SweetWitch]

On "The Breakup"

I got this one about a year ago. Marsh says I should post it here. I changed the email address to protect the insane (or is that "stupid"?).

This message contains feedback for: SweetWitch
This feedback was sent by: xxxxxx@k.ro

Comments:

no filthy animal
just another idiot stupid whore, sick minded and good only for to shit into
Go KILL YOURSELF YOU UGLY OLD CUNT

 

[MarshAlien]

This isn't bad
but it's not the usual comment:

Quote:
About the submission: Pick of the Litter Ch. 04
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

I find myself eagerly looking for each new installment! And those who send not-so-nice feedback; I pity them that they are cursed with smallmindedness. I enjoy the lust, romance, intrigue, and fantasy (or is it!?) that you are weaving together into a rich tapestry. Keep up the good work and continue to walk the different path. Talk to us of mutual pleasuring not of mindless, selfish fucking on one individual's part. Talk to us of lusty lovers with normal, fit bodies, with breasts yearning for the soft caress of a single fingertip-a nipple reacting to the "touch of a thousand butterfly wings i.e. the continued brush of an eye lash across a nipple; and talk to us of a lover's caress of her partner's male hardness, her grip on his hard shaft and her amazement at the softness of the crown and head; speak to us of that moment when mutual pleasuring leads to the rapture of the "small death" (orgasm), tell us of their individual and combined wetness and the contented feeling of shared bliss. Refrain from the lure of talking to us of pre-cum (not everyone's cock starts leaking at the drop of a pair of panties! Some require/enjoy more stimulation--vocal, physical, the scent of a lover in preparation of orgasm/cumming. Stay strong and true to your style in this story--don't fail prey to industry standards, please don't feel you have to regale us with phrases of monster 12-inch cocks, 40-DD hard tits with inch long nipples, of cumming on a woman's face (if she wishes to taste her lover's passion, then oral is fine, but to cum on her face- to describe choking for one partner's enjoyment only, leave that for others.) Stay well and stay true to your story; fans will appreciate the picture that you paint with your words.

#13
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You have like four jillion stories on Lit, and this is the worst feedback you've gotten?

Creepy, maybe, but worst?

I'll take care of it; where do you want something worse?

 

[MarshAlien]

On "The Breakup"
I got this one about a year ago. Marsh says I should post it here. I changed the email address to protect the insane.

Quote:
This message contains feedback for: SweetWitch
This feedback was sent by: xxxxxx@k.ro

Comments:

no filthy animal
just another idiot stupid whore, sick minded and good only for to shit into
Go KILL YOURSELF YOU UGLY OLD CUNT
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Now that's some good bad feedback. Thanks, Molly.

 

[sr71plt]

Now that's some good bad feedback. Thanks, Molly.

I so wanted to say that was in code that translated to "Just another good . . ." But then I ran out of possibilities. Yes, that is quite a bit of vitrol packed in a close space. They must have really gotten off on the story.

 

[SweetWitch]

I so wanted to say that was in code that translated to "Just another good . . ." But then I ran out of possibilities. Yes, that is quite a bit of vitrol packed in a close space. They must have really gotten off on the story.

I'm not sure, but the fool put his email addy on it. I had a lawyer friend send him a nice little message, compelling him to cease and desist. I never heard from him again.

 

[sr71plt]

I'm not sure, but the fool put his email addy on it. I had a lawyer friend send him a nice little message, compelling him to cease and desist. I never heard from him again.

Yep, that's one dumb bunny. Like robbing a bank and leaving your wallet behind (or worse, what happened recently--writing a demand for money on the back of your business card and shoving it at a bank teller).

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'm not sure, but the fool put his email addy on it. I had a lawyer friend send him a nice little message, compelling him to cease and desist. I never heard from him again.

HAH! OK, that more than vaults that one to the top of the "funniest" pile.

 

[TxRad]

The latest and greatest on my little How To piece.

Automotive = dates? Yeah, right.
09/08/07 By: Anonymous in USA
While this was mildly amusing at some points, it wasn't very well organized - I had trouble figuring out where the topic changes were at some points. I was also really put off when you said that any woman in the automotive department "is either lost or looking for a date". Considering my background working on cars I'm pretty sure if I'm in Automotive it's to pick up an oil filter or a couple of parts, not to pick up men. I expected more than a stereotype here. Thanks for letting me down.

I'm sorry, I wrote this poking fun at everyone so don't take it so danged personal. When I go to the cosmetics department I'm not looking for a date either. I'm looking for ties to hold my pony tail. But i wouldn't turn a date down unless his name was Bubba.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

*throws crumpled up bits of paper*

I like nurotic, though.

I love misspelled feedback, it's my favorite.

Thanks, Reci. You're a real human being. But nobody's perfect, I suppose. Anyway, it's nice to know someone out there cares.

http://www.humblemoney.com/pics/eeyore2.jpg​

Rumple Foreskin

 

[SweetWitch]

Yep, that's one dumb bunny. Like robbing a bank and leaving your wallet behind (or worse, what happened recently--writing a demand for money on the back of your business card and shoving it at a bank teller).

Hey! I think that was the same guy!

 

[slyc_willie]

I've gotten a few interesting ones . . .

This one from American Dream:

good
12/09/06 By: Anonymous in India
i thought it was a really good story
but as an indian i found it really racist and you sounded like borat

This one from Blackmail Blowjob:

guess what?
08/17/07 By: Anonymous
Yeah, o.k., me and Mr. T both enjoyed this one. Givin' up credit where it's due - the writing was good. Not a shit's worth of originality, but *sigh* hot.

Off of Full Service:

Latin-my-ass
08/24/07 By: Anonymous in North Boston, east coast style
Slyco, slyco, slyco...The portrait is painted, but the angle's all wrong. Mr. T got all pumped up and is now limping away unsastisfied. Fuuuuuuck

And the same loser on I Believe:

wha tha puck???
09/07/07 By: Anonymous in North Boston, Go Sox!
Ooooo, this sucked, slyco! Those pedo urges of yours bled through the lines like a hooker's nose on cheap blow.

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I like those last two the most

 

[BlackShanglan]

I loved the first. Those are actually my favorites - the incomprehensible ones. This is another one I enjoyed:

Sie ist die Abstrakten
06/10/05 By: Anonymous in Russia - Moskow
excellence, in it's purest form... sort of...

It's the "sort of" that really makes it for me.

 

[Divulgence]

*****

 

[slyc_willie]

I have one. I'm still trying to figure it out.


This message contains feedback for: Divulgence
About the submission: Going Home
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

Kind of CUNT you just hope gets caught and tossed away.

However a good story!

Now I'm going to ahve to read the story . . . .

 

[SweetWitch]

On "The Breakup"

I laughed my ass off at this one. Not only did he not like it, but he thought he could write it better. More power to him.

Sorry nothing to reccomend this story
09/02/06 By: XXXXXXXX
Worst run-on sentence to begin a story:

"Maryanne Sutton Myers, former Miss Pittsfield of 1989, former Prom Queen of the 1990 Pittsfield High School graduating class, junior class president in 1989, captain of the cheerleading squad 2 years running and girl voted Most Likely to Succeed sat in an old chair staring at her sleeping husband."

Does her husband have an entertaining way of sleeping? Does she invite the neighbors to come watch? You know what would have been better? "Maryanne Myers sat in an chair watching her husbands sleeping form." Of what possible relevance are here former awards and accolades? Whay did such an over achiever marry instead of going off to college? Sound like she set herself up to be a victim.

This was so bad I can't believe it. But I should, the rest wasn't much better. You went on to describe a marriage that was so disfunctional that I have to ask: do you spend a lot of time watching Jerry Springer? Are you aware that even Jerry admitted that these people are faked? I mean really there isn't one sysmpathetic character here. The husband is an oxygen thief and the wife isn't much better. It lacked any erotic content, the writing was mediocre and you used every steroetypical "poor white trash" available right down to the old Chevy pick-up truck. Is Pittfield in the Ozarks? You get my drift?

Keep writing but re-read before you submit.And get a good editor. You can do better than this, I hope.

Regards,
C

Oh, and Pittsfield isn't very far from the Ozarks, but what does that have to do with it?

 

[sr71plt]

I laughed my ass off at this one. Not only did he not like it, but he thought he could write it better. More power to him.

Oh, and Pittsfield isn't very far from the Ozarks, but what does that have to do with it?

Well, I have to admit that a lot of the postings on this forum do remind me of what I understand the Jerry Springer show is about--not that I watch it.

 

[SweetWitch]

Well, I have to admit that a lot of the postings on this forum do remind me of what I understand the Jerry Springer show is about--not that I watch it.

If you enjoyed that, you should read this next one. I like to call this one Super Thesaurus Man. What's truly funny about it is that he's a troll, trolling a story about hunting down and killing trolls.

Conversely - You Amplify Our Feelings When
10/08/06 By: Anonymous in USA
the slack but talented wordmeister is brought to bear responsibility for her careless words of selfish demeanment of humans far and near for her own private self important churlish needs.

Now at last there is indication that she seems to understand the why and how some feel when some of talent choose to abuse people and their rights to read even that which is carelessly spewed in indignant and harmful intention to offend any and all who have humanity but not a soulless vindictiveness towards any reality without consequence.

You cry about the very right you take to fault for those who care to voice concern or objection to the purposeful intended assault on the semi-normal senses most have but some lack.

No voiced objection is quiet approval as you evidence in your rant so well describing that which you feel is yours alone but trying to suppress the very free speech rights you employ to try to embarrass and squelch in the other hand those who have the audacity to object to.

How openly unintelligent and superciliously stupid to fault what serves you.

Get a life and some reality little selfish one.

 

[Divulgence]

*****

 

[sr71plt]

If you enjoyed that, you should read this next one. I like to call this one Super Thesaurus Man. What's truly funny about it is that he's a troll, trolling a story about hunting down and killing trolls.

lol. The comments on your stories are longer and more involved than some of my stories. No one who comments on my stories seems to even own a thesaurus.

Best example I could come up with for this thread--other than the "Death to Poofs" ones I got in February/March--is the one Scouries dug up and posted here from "you know who."

Do have some strange juxtapositions of comments though. On my "A Gift?" I had the following (first comment on the bottom).


Don't know about this . . .
09/04/06 by (deleted)
I have a question. Where is the point that we, as erotic fiction writers, draw the line? I wonder if this was a true story? If it were, why not leave it to memory instead of using a person's misfortune to get other people aroused? If it isn't true, why can't you come up with a story line that is about sex and satisfaction without preying on persons who may be physically challenged? Either way . . . I wouldn't want to cheat you out of a rating.

Hard Cock
09/01/06 by Anonymous in Usa
I loved your story. I am in a wheel-chair due to an accident and can still get hard-ons but,no one is here for me so it is just jacking off for me.I would love to find someone like in the story.your story made my cock very hard and I masterbaited till I shot my cum


It was sort of like someone who wasn't handicapped was speaking up in indignation for those who were right after someone who was handicapped endorsed it.

I might feel wounded except that the story has sold twice since then to Web sites that said they were looking for affirmative stories for handicapped people who want to have sex too.

 

[SweetWitch]

lol. The comments on your stories are longer and more involved than some of my stories. No one who comments on my stories seems to even own a thesaurus.

Best example I could come up with for this thread--other than the "Death to Poofs" ones I got in February/March--is the one Scouries dug up and posted here from "you know who."

Do have some strange juxtapositions of comments though. On my "A Gift?" I had the following (first comment on the bottom).


Don't know about this . . .
09/04/06 by (deleted)
I have a question. Where is the point that we, as erotic fiction writers, draw the line? I wonder if this was a true story? If it were, why not leave it to memory instead of using a person's misfortune to get other people aroused? If it isn't true, why can't you come up with a story line that is about sex and satisfaction without preying on persons who may be physically challenged? Either way . . . I wouldn't want to cheat you out of a rating.

Hard Cock
09/01/06 by Anonymous in Usa
I loved your story. I am in a wheel-chair due to an accident and can still get hard-ons but,no one is here for me so it is just jacking off for me.I would love to find someone like in the story.your story made my cock very hard and I masterbaited till I shot my cum


It was sort of like someone who wasn't handicapped was speaking up in indignation for those who were right after someone who was handicapped endorsed it.

I might feel wounded except that the story has sold twice since then to Web sites that said they were looking for affirmative stories for handicapped people who want to have sex too.

And that person was probably one of the same ones that toss a coin in the disabled panhandler's cup, then tell the officer on the corner that the guy in the wheelchair was bothering her/him. Pious asshole. I wonder if he/she realizes how much amusement we garner from those stupid comments.

 

[Penelope Street]

Great idea for a thread! Some of these are just too funny.

I'm not sure I have a humorous one. Is weird ok instead?

When I submitted a story to the Loving Wives category, I expected it to garner some amusing responses from the peanut gallery. For the most part, they were dull, but at least this reader went out of his way to say he didn't think swinging was such a good idea:

"There, lies the Gateway"
04/28/06 By: Anonymous
the guard said. "From there, you may go anywhere and do any thing you please, to your heart's contend."

The woman IS STILL DOING practically all that others tell her to, be it Elaine, her husband, her mother, or ANY one else who she comes in contact with and whom she feels she could "trust" or just someone she "likes."

Yes, it is only a "fantasy," a "fiction." But you'd be surprised how many people lack superseding individualism.

This woman, again, is someone who married her husband when her mother told her he's a good man; she goes into the neighbor's closet to watch and learn cock-sucking; she sucks another woman's lips after the latter had just sucked the latter's husband. And after all that and she says she's "not sure" if she had or had not "cheated on" her husband.

This woman is, in short, very gullible and possibly very stupid. Not sure why good writer spend so much time creating such gullible, child-like, and possibly very stupid characters,,,,

A person who has creativity, individualism, sense of direction, who is ROMANTIC, yes --- when the kids are all off to school, having little or "nothing to do" --- would simply take upon herself to find out what the fads are, in terms of those socalled kama sutra business and seduce her husband, after showing him how romantic it could be to diversify their marital activities,,,,

But this woman takes upon herself to follow her neighbors like a little duckiling needing imprints.

Of course, SHE reports to us here --- via the author --- that she's been successful in taking her HUSBAND to new loving territories. But the FACT of the matter is, HE could change his mind, and likely to occur given adverse emotions somewhere down the road, and say, ultimately, that this (however "erotic initially") was the GATEWAY which ultimately took them on different and irreconciliable paths.

He, however, could go on to be himself again; but the woman will continue to be dominated/controlled/influenced and instructed by one type of character after another. She's just too weak a personality to be on her own, to be by herself. She only reacts to things and even then very weakly; then she reminds herself that OTHERS must be correct, better, what-not since THEY know more, or are more expirienced, etc., and so she then, too, must do as THEY are doing, in order to feel whole, romanced, what-not!

"There, lies the Gateway," the guard said. "You may enter and search all of the worlds out there; or you can turn back live your dull life."

The lone traveler entered. The guard signaled to his employer that he's just signed on another client and is expecting a little raise. The cycle continued,,,,

Perhaps the most curious thing about this comment is that the reader still gave the story a five.

 

[MzDeviancy]

If you enjoyed that, you should read this next one. I like to call this one Super Thesaurus Man. What's truly funny about it is that he's a troll, trolling a story about hunting down and killing trolls.

...I'm not precisely sure what all that meant, all I know is that I feel dizzy from trying to follow it.

 

[SweetWitch]

...I'm not precisely sure what all that meant, all I know is that I feel dizzy from trying to follow it.

My only indication that it was negative was the low score that accompanied it. No one, to this day, has been successful in any attempt to translate it to English.

 

[MarshAlien]

Although Super Thesaurus Man liked my troll story:

Quite Imaginative & Impressively Written But
03/21/07 By: Anonymous in Anonymousieville
here's the rest of the real story.<P>

Hmmm, lets use baseball since even most writers know a little about it [ no good troll would pass up any opportunity like that].<P>

Writers are like pitchers - some very good - some average - some learning - some who should just watch. Now there never has been a pitcher who won every game - some were just clinkers - an off day if you will. Others never had a good one but continued to sling it.<P>

When a pitcher is trying to improve and improvement is noted from story to - I mean game to game that's good and everybody can see it - well most can.<P>

However, when a pitcher tries to hit a reader unfairly with a slimeball, spitball or stinkerball showing no respect for the hitter or himself that pisses off the natives - I mean the fans and the umps. So when the hitter can't charge the mound after being disrespected time after time it's kind of like the comments being turned off.<P>

The hitter & crowd get frustrated - begin boooing and putting pine tar way up his bat in retaliation for the pitchers unfairness. The scorekeeper sees the crowd reaction and gives the pitcher errors every time he can to try to get his attention even though he doesn't have a silly name tag on.<P>

This forces the pitcher to complain to everyone he can that no one likes his work but still won't change or doesn't give a damn. So being a free speech league there ain't no one to tell the pitcher to sit down or go away so the cycle cycles rejects as long as some or a few sadists like cruelty and demeanment without consequence - well until they tire of him for another who has a higher percentage of crude absurd deception and hits more batters about the mind and shoulders.<P>

And so it goes until, a quite good writer (even some Authors) decide to defend their fellow scribers - I mean pitchers - regardless of how they bring down the average for the league. This of course lessens their credibility garnered by all their hard work to entertain. I mean even a sibling or drunk shouldn't be defended or excused ad finitum - or should he or she. We can't take away the right of the drunk to drink but we don't encourage him to drive during rush hour - do we?<P>

Just Planely, even Pete Rose was evicted for ignoring what was clearly write. In the expectation for his reasonable and fair use of his abilities in the game of life and entertainment, he eventually met consequence for his lack of respect for those who played fairly with balance, respect and reason.<P>

Why are some comments regarded as meaningful while others aren't. Like stories some have little content and skill in preparation.

He gave it a "5" anyway...

But the comment just isn't as good as SweetWitch's. I liked hers so much I reprinted it in my next troll story (I did stop at two). That was the one for which I received this comment:

You Forgot
04/04/07 by Anonymous in Under My Bridge
Us HST's the Homicidal Sociopath Trolls.....and with the exception of the model 700, Remington doesn't make the best weapons. Go to Springfield Armory and get a good CQB from them. Oh, we lurk around "Loving Wives" sections, you can tell us from our "kick the whore's ass out", "husband is a gutless wimp" comments. Funny thing is, for the most part we feel that way in reality and some of us have lived that nightmare. And in reality, kicking our ass is a little more difficult than writing a story. Let me gross you out, heroes: Nathan Bedford Forrest, Carlos Hathcock, "Harry in Va." hahahahahaha We're easy to find, we're under our bridges eating goat steaks. Have a good one, and be careful crossing those bridges, take care!

Uh, yeah. Hahaha. And no, I'm not giving out my home address.