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[SweetWitch]

G'morning, Molly. I know.

Incorrigible, isn't he?

Have a good day. I'm off to earn my pound of salt. Sigh.

 

[tickledkitty]

Incorrigible, isn't he?

Have a good day. I'm off to earn my pound of salt. Sigh.

Thanks, you too.

 

[MarshAlien]

G'morning, Molly. I know.

Ha! And likewise, ha!

I will let our colleagues decide. Two quotes from our collaboration, Best Served Warm and Buttered:

First, a pedestrian contribution from Marsh Alien: His fingers would lift the edges of the dough, folding it over once and then again, and then the heels of his palms would push it into the floured wooden board.

Now, a sensual addition from tickledkitty: My own fingers caressed the mounds of my breasts, pushing downward with my palms and flattening them against my chest. Curling my fingers around the edges I pulled back, dragging my palms back upward, pressing and pulling my nipples along the way and then repeating the motion.​

I'm sorry - we were talking about horny toads?

 

[tickledkitty]

Ha! And likewise, ha!

I will let our colleagues decide. Two quotes from our collaboration, Best Served Warm and Buttered:

First, a pedestrian contribution from Marsh Alien: His fingers would lift the edges of the dough, folding it over once and then again, and then the heels of his palms would push it into the floured wooden board.

Now, a sensual addition from tickledkitty: My own fingers caressed the mounds of my breasts, pushing downward with my palms and flattening them against my chest. Curling my fingers around the edges I pulled back, dragging my palms back upward, pressing and pulling my nipples along the way and then repeating the motion.​

I'm sorry - we were talking about horny toads?

Your point?

 

[MarshAlien]

Your point?

What about it? I thought we were discussing horny toads.

 

[tickledkitty]

What about it? I thought we were discussing horny toads.

Just followed your lead, baby. You started it, did you not?

 

[MarshAlien]

Just followed your lead, baby. You started it, did you not?

No. Well, maybe. With that avatar thing, I suppose.

I get accused of that a lot, anyway. And where there's smoke...

 

[tickledkitty]

No. Well, maybe. With that avatar thing, I suppose.

I get accused of that a lot, anyway. And where there's smoke...

I meant the story.

 

[MarshAlien]

I meant the story.

Misunderstanding women is another one of my specialties. I started the story, true (based on your idea), but as I am happy to point out, you added all the really good parts.

At least I thought they were really good.

 

[tickledkitty]

Misunderstanding women is another one of my specialties. I started the story, true (based on your idea), but as I am happy to point out, you added all the really good parts.

At least I thought they were really good.

Thank you. I'm glad you liked them.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Is this a pas-de-deux or can anyone join in?

On 'Understanding breast and bra sizes', I got;

RAAAAR!
07/31/06 By: Anonymous
The italicized text in the beginning made no sense and neither did the vast majority of what I read, which wasn't much considering I wanted to bash my brains in from the moment the torture began.

 

[MarshAlien]

Is this a pas-de-deux or can anyone join in?

On 'Understanding breast and bra sizes', I got;

RAAAAR!
07/31/06 By: Anonymous
The italicized text in the beginning made no sense and neither did the vast majority of what I read, which wasn't much considering I wanted to bash my brains in from the moment the torture began.

Welcome, el. But they still scrolled to the end to leave a comment, huh?

 

[SweetWitch]

Misunderstanding women is another one of my specialties. I started the story, true (based on your idea), but as I am happy to point out, you added all the really good parts.

At least I thought they were really good.

I think this is a clear case of thread-jacking your own thread.

 

[MarshAlien]

I think this is a clear case of thread-jacking your own thread.

Isn't that like stealing your own car? Probably more like stealing your own commuter van, with everyone else inside.

 

[SweetWitch]

Isn't that like stealing your own car? Probably more like stealing your own commuter van, with everyone else inside.

Well, that analogy certainly sucked.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Well, that analogy certainly sucked.

Marsh, she's really not a nice person. If TK will let you, come to me and I'll give you a cuddle.

Molly has got her prickly side - something out of Harry Potter, I'll be bound.

Have you seen her on a quidditch stick? You have to open your legs and . . .

I musn't overexcite you, sorry.

El

 

[Guest]

and now back to the reviews....

I think the story the girls and I wrote may well have the ‘all-time worst comment’ winner. It’s just tough to figure out which one should get the prize. And to protect the innocent I had to leave some of the real bad ones out! Much of the fun for the three of us was guessing who wrote each one.

The good, the bad and the AHer. With poohbahs reactions in red.


DELIGHTED
07/11/07 in UK
Delighted all is now calm on the WESTERN FRONT? I made the stupid mistake of visiting another erotic site yesterday. Boy did i hurry back to this one. ….This has been the best entertainment I have had in years, many thanks to all those that took part, angry upset silly stroppy or otherwise. Humanity in all its scintillating action DON’T YOU JUST LOVE THE BRITS?

A Truly Pathetic Attempt
07/10/07
I just finished reading all of your comments, how many of the glowing reviews did you write yourself? I think a good many of them. What's particularily irksome is that you've attempted to slander a well liked writer, and then you go and have the audacity to post your tripe in your thread in the Story Feedback column. Your attempts at denial are even more pathetic than the story itself. You like to boast about the number of views your story has received, how many of those came from you? IT IS HARD FOR ME NOT TO READ MY OWN STORIES…HOWEVER, I DO HAVE THEM ALL PRINTED AND BOUND FOR MY OWN READING PLEASURE

good job
07/10/07 in California
you are an author par excellence. No one can mix a dirty little story with a dose of humor like you. TRUE…

Let me get this fucking straight
07/09/07
Someone is threatening to sue because she got fucked in a fuck story on a fucking porn site and the fuckee writes fuck stories too. LMFAO!!! It can't get any fucking better than this. What a fucking drama queen. FUCKING RIGHT MAN!

thrilling, inspiring, and glorious
07/09/07
And where do we find such romantic and loving tales in this day? You are to be held in reverence and respect. We are so thrilled and inspired by your words. You and your story are a miracle. Believe me and be proud. BLUSH

You are an idiot. You're disclaimer means
07/09/07
about the same as this score. Anyone reading your thread in the story feedback forum and then this story would know what a fraud you actually are. …. DON’T YOU JUST LOVE AHers?

This is garbage
07/09/07
There are many excellent stories on this site, but this isn't one of them. Anyone who thinks it is must be an imbecile. Read authors like **deleted**, SweetWitch, and **deleted** if you want something more than moronic meanderings. GAWD, WHAT A SCARY PROSPECT! 39 CHAPTERS OF WHATEVER HER NAME IS!

DONT TAKE ANY NOTICE
07/09/07
I loved it ,I also liked the authors comment; some of the comments are downright slanderous, do not take any notice, I think you are in with a very good chance of winning .If not you have certainly rattled a few cages, good on you. CRIKEY!

Nicely done
07/08/07
This was a good story, well put together and well related to the reader. You poured very strong emotions into the tale and kept reinforcing them so the reader had some idea of the depth of the character's feelings. I need to look for more of your work. If it is of the same quality I can look forward to some enjoyable reading. thank you for sharing this with us. YOU’RE VERY WELCOME – IT’S PEOPLE LIKE YOU I WRITE MY STORIES FOR

Wow
07/08/07
well done - another great one. Cannot wait for your stories to become movies NO NEED TO WAIT ANYMORE MY FRIEND– CHECK OUT ScouriesFilm NOW

i did a preachers daughter once
07/08/07
best pussy i ever had. your story brings back fond memories. i wanted to marry her but her parents didnt want much to do with a catholic. she didn’t really care though she just wanted to fuck THAT’S ONE SMART GIRL

CONFUSED OF COLCHESTER
07/08/07 in ISLE OF WIGHT
wHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.WHO IS THIS OTHER AUTHOR. WE INNOCENT LIMEYS HAVNT GOT A CLUE, BY THE WAY DID YOU KNOW THAT ORANGES ARE NOT THE ONLY FRUIT, CUCUMBERS,BANANAS AND OTHER SUCH THINGS ARE FOR EATING, NOT STUFFING UP AMERICANS ARSES OR TWATS. No lower case now loved it ,you Bloody Fool go on .I hope you win, but you have some VERY STIFF COMPETITION SHEE-IT, I’D TRADE 50 AH CLUB READERS FOR JUST ONE LIMEY

This piece of crap should be banned
07/08/07
….. BANNED??? THAT SEEMS EXTREME

Jealousy is not becoming, girls
07/07/07 in Germany via London
I am quite amazed by the arrogance displayed in the comments on this story by some of your detractors like **deleted** and SweetWitch. I have read works by both of these authors and have been left rather unimpressed. I would recommend both of them read some of your other excellent stories on this site for inspiration and quit trumpeting their own meager achievements. Respectfully, Walter VERY GOOD POINT!

Separated by a common (?) language
07/07/07 in USA
It's funny that the characters in this story are supposed to be born and raised in America, but speak in the slang of a different country... I assume Australia. Crikey? Bum? Going to University, instead of going to college? Abbreviating afternoon to aft? Seriously, either figure out how Americans talk, or keep your characters situated in a country where their language is actually spoken PAL, WHAT AMERICA DO YOU LIVE IN. YOU’VE GOT TO SPEND A DAY IN MIAMI OR NEW YORK BEFORE YOU WRITE YOUR NEXT STORY

Pathetic
07/07/07
This story is a sad mix of stupidity and self-indulgent fantasy. Are you trying to compensate for having a small, limp penis? NOW THAT’S HARSH!
...
07/07/07 in US
Unrealistic. too many multi-letter phonetic cries of "passion". The dialouge is juvenile. The flow of the story lurches so much that it's almost impossible to follow. You really should have spent a lot more time polishing this and found someone to proofread/edit it. I KNOW WHO WROTE THIS ONE…

Worthy of publishing
07/07/07
There are lots of really good stories and a few really great ones on the net, like this one. Scouries Lures Christian Teen can hold it's own with any of them. I agree with others when I say this could be in a book store. Too bad America is a nation of sexual hypocrites or you could publish as-is. The sex is good and the plot is professional grade. Thanks for the hard work. I can't wait for the sequel. A TRULY DISCERNING READER

Worthy of publishing?
07/07/07
I've never seen a book in my life have ooooaaahhhh or aaaahhhhh. This author is so full of himself and his own self love, he's delusional. I NOW WHO WROTE THIS ONE TOO


Loving Kindness
07/07/07 in Cape Fear, NC, USA
Thanks for the loving kindness in the story. MY MIDDLE NAME

I'm a friend of ….
07/07/07
and the crap you're implying is pure bullshit. She wouldn't even think of allowing her name to be put on a lousily written, immature piece of shit as this. I’LL RESIST COMMENTING ON THIS ONE

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Official Grand-High Poobah of Literotica.

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[rgraham666]

Do you ever get tired? Puffing up your own ego is a lot of work.

 

[TxRad]

I think the story the girls and I wrote may well have the ‘all-time worst comment’ winner. It’s just tough to figure out which one should get the prize. And to protect the innocent I had to leave some of the real bad ones out! Much of the fun for the three of us was guessing who wrote each one.

The good, the bad and the AHer. With poohbahs reactions in red.


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Official Grand-High Poobah of Literotica.

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Here's another alt for the ignore list.

 

[SweetWitch]

Do you ever get tired? Puffing up your own ego is a lot of work.

He hasn't had enough attention lately -- the poor... whatever he or she is this week.

I feel so sorry for... whatever it is. Apparently, my child's first grade teacher could impart wisdom on how to follow directions.

Would someone please tell all of his many personalities that this is not the "congratulate yourself by posting gushing feedback on your own stories" thread? This is Literotica's All-time Best "Worst Public Feedback" List thread.

 

[slyc_willie]

He hasn't had enough attention lately -- the poor... whatever he or she is this week.

I feel so sorry for... whatever it is. Apparently, my child's first grade teacher could impart wisdom on how to follow directions.

Would someone please tell all of his many personalities that this is not the "congratulate yourself by posting gushing feedback on your own stories" thread? This is Literotica's All-time Best "Worst Public Feedback" List thread.

Nah. He can't stay away. It's like feeding a starving dog a T-bone, then making him go back to Alpo.

Hmm. How appropriate that analogy is, don't you think?

 

[BlackShanglan]

What really frightens me is the appetite. Dear lord. Even I haven't got the stomach for that many comments about myself, and vanity, thy name truly is horse.

 

[slyc_willie]

What really frightens me is the appetite. Dear lord. Even I haven't got the stomach for that many comments about myself, and vanity, thy name truly is horse.

Eh, well, the comments were already in his head . . . he just had to post them on the way to his stomach.

Oh, great. Now I've done it.

 

[SweetWitch]

Nah. He can't stay away. It's like feeding a starving dog a T-bone, then making him go back to Alpo.

Hmm. How appropriate that analogy is, don't you think?

Very much so.

Allow me to reword:

Would someone please get a rolled up newspaper and bap that naughty puppy on the nose?

 

[slyc_willie]

Very much so.

Allow me to reword:

Would someone please get a rolled up newspaper and bap that naughty puppy on the nose?

*snicker*

Gonna be fun to see the response tomorrow . . . .