Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Blowjobs

From what I’ve read (which I will admit is not super extensive, but at least several articles), it’s not exactly peeing, but the ejaculate will mix with any liquid that’s in the bladder at the time. Unless we are being crazy spontaneous, I always pee before sex. And mine has never smelled like urine, either.
But what other liquid is in the bladder? Genuinely don't know!
 
But what other liquid is in the bladder? Genuinely don't know!
I think that the distinction here is that a small amount of urine is likely mixed in with the fluid, but it’s not like you’re outright fully peeing on your partner. I think it’s a semantics thing, but it’s very far from, like, a golden shower.
 
My idea involved a different part of your body, that is also sensitive.
Waiiiiit we were talking about the cum going on your body. It going on my sensitive parts is a 2nd or 3rd encounter kinda thing. Who am I kidding, it's whatever, whenever
 
From what I’ve read (which I will admit is not super extensive, but at least several articles), it’s not exactly peeing, but the ejaculate will mix with any liquid that’s in the bladder at the time. Unless we are being crazy spontaneous, I always pee before sex. And mine has never smelled like urine, either.
Dr dribble to the rescue.

Look..it is simple...there is only one organ in a woman capable of holding that amount of liquid. But...it isn't really urine even though it comes from the same place ultimately...the kidney. But yet...it is...a very diluted urine.

What happens during orgasm is a complex cascade of hormones flushing into the blood. This causes an immediate spike in BP. The kidneys have no choice but to remove water from the blood. This water quickly fills the bladder. And presto. Yes...technically it is urine...but without the waste salt concentrations and without the uric acid. Think of it as a kidney flush...nothing more. So...it is not your normal urine, which takes hours to make. This takes milliseconds. Our bodies really are cool
 
And yes...there is that gland...starts with a "c" I think. But it is small. Even with the cascade trigger and it working full speed for the entire orgasm...you are only looking at a teaspoon...to maximum a tablespoon of liquid produced. It is mixed into the kidney flush.

Believe it or not...guys can mimick the flush too...but it isn't expelled. Now you know why you have to pee afterward
 
Interesting turn of the thread. I've never personally encountered squirting, but it seems obvious that the porn videos showing a woman hosing down a room... they're pissing. In real life, it wouldn't bother me at all if my wife squirted while I go down on here. I'd probably love it.

I've wanted to start a thread about stuff I've always wanted to ask women but was afraid to ask.... e.g. is slapping your pussy really helpful or just a porn thing?
 
And yes...there is that gland...starts with a "c" I think. But it is small. Even with the cascade trigger and it working full speed for the entire orgasm...you are only looking at a teaspoon...to maximum a tablespoon of liquid produced. It is mixed into the kidney flush.

Believe it or not...guys can mimick the flush too...but it isn't expelled. Now you know why you have to pee afterward
Cowpers gland...?
 
I don’t squirt, but I get wet and messy AF. There is never a question if sex has been had by looking at my sheets. Then you add in his mess? Glorious hot mess :D

They make very pretty and soft waterproof blankets to make it easier to clean up if that helps, @Indiesoul @SassySheDevil 😆
Haha waterproof mattress pad and towels because yes. Damn it. I've got to change the sheets again!
 
Interesting turn of the thread. I've never personally encountered squirting, but it seems obvious that the porn videos showing a woman hosing down a room... they're pissing. In real life, it wouldn't bother me at all if my wife squirted while I go down on here. I'd probably love it.

I've wanted to start a thread about stuff I've always wanted to ask women but was afraid to ask.... e.g. is slapping your pussy really helpful or just a porn thing?
To answer your question. It does nothing for me to do it myself. Now for someone else, there is a fine line between being a thrill and too much.
 
The blankets are softer on your ass and breasts than towels and much easier to change than sheets. Or so I’ve heard 😂


You’re welcome.
I looked them up and surprisingly found them cheaper than I expected. But I love that almost everyone I looked at had a dog laying on it. I think they were trying to say us messy girls are like dogs :p
 
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