Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff

[hotwords229_A]

The first time I had sex with my husband was in a bar, but a dark-ish one. On one trip to the bathroom I took off my bra and slipped them into his pocket, the next trip my thong and into the other pocket they went. Later we ended up talking while I was sitting on a barstool at the very end of the bar and he was standing in front of me between my thighs. Short skirt, commando, sexual tension all night…it was inevitable. I thought we were decently subtle, but apparently not stealthy enough. We got asked to leave a bit later, but we were already done. I forgot my jacket and had to call friends still inside to bring it out. That part took three attempts

Enough details?

This is very hot. It took me a few minutes to realize the story started off with “The first time I had sex with my husband”! What a way to start!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This is very hot. It took me a few minutes to realize the story started off with “The first time I had sex with my husband”! What a way to start!

Agreed
My kinda girl right there

 

[LadyLascivious1]

In the glorious words of Rainshine; you dirty bird

Well done.

This is very hot. It took me a few minutes to realize the story started off with “The first time I had sex with my husband”! What a way to start!

You both crack me up. Maybe I’ll share another installment of adventures in semi public sex tomorrow

 

[aussiegeekygal]

openly cum with someone else in a room

I knew I'd hooked the librarian when I shared with him that among many of my firsts happened in libraries; including my first public orgasm

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I knew I'd hooked the librarian when I shared with him that among many of my firsts happened in libraries; including my first public orgasm

Books and orgasms and public salaciousness? It’s like a trifecta of hot and my favorite things

 

[SassySheDevil]

I have quite an exhibitionist streak that extends beyond pictures and into having sex in semi public places

Omg. I love parks. I love the possibility of getting caught. But not by police.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Omg. I love parks. I love the possibility of getting caught. But not by police.

Also my kinda girl

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Books and orgasms and public salaciousness? It’s like a trifecta of hot and my favorite things

Oh, do we need to talk

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Omg. I love parks. I love the possibility of getting caught. But not by police.

I’m not biased against police, but only the ones who want to surreptitiously watch are invited. Not the handsy ones with cuffs and in uniform. Ok, maybe them too. But definitely not the ones all arresty

Oh, do we need to talk

Talking is one of my specialties

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don't know what it says about me that I'm the kid of two cops and have to admit I have a bit of a thing for cops

 

[SassySheDevil]

I’m not biased against police, but only the ones who want to surreptitiously watch are invited. Not the handsy ones with cuffs and in uniform. Ok, maybe them too. But definitely not the ones all arresty


Talking is one of my specialties

Exactly this. Bring on the cuffs. But leave me out of your car.
Arresty is the best word.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I don't know what it says about me that I'm the kid of two cops and have to admit I have a bit of a thing for cops

I'm the same. Uniforms. But handcuffs are great.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm the same. Uniforms. But handcuffs are great.

Uniforms

Come at me in firefighting gear and my clothes practically fall off

 

[Lord Pmann]

Definitely want to hear more about this. Including the definition of semi public, how many times caught, do you leave anything behind, what type of sex-positions, etc., day/night preference, or anything I may have missed.

Pics would also help.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Uniforms

Come at me in firefighting gear and my clothes practically fall off

that was a big one for me too. Until my daughter met her Fiancé'. I went and toured his firehouse last week/week before. That slight feeling of "you can throw me over your shoulder anytime you want!" quickly faded when I snapped out of that little daydream and the son in law was right next to me. Damn it!!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

that was a big one for me too. Until my daughter met her Fiancé'. I went and toured his firehouse last week/week before. That slight feeling of "you can throw me over your shoulder anytime you want!" quickly faded when I snapped out of that little daydream and the son in law was right next to me. Damn it!!!

I can't find this anywhere besides Facebook, but he's not wrong...

Firefighters

 

[morelikeasong]

You both crack me up. Maybe I’ll share another installment of adventures in semi public sex tomorrow

I can’t wait

Oh, do we need to talk

 

[MissLabelled]

You both crack me up. Maybe I’ll share another installment of adventures in semi public sex tomorrow

I love sexy story telling. Please don't ever stop sharing

 

[morelikeasong]

Uniforms

I don’t have a thing for cops but firefighters and other uniforms… yes please.
I once dated a guy in the Navy. He brought me on to his ship one night when he was on duty. Gave me a tour, met a bunch of his shipmates, then we fucked all over his work area. He was in uniform the whole time. It was hot.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Uniforms

Come at me in firefighting gear and my clothes practically fall off

I don’t have a thing for cops but firefighters and other uniforms… yes please.
I once dated a guy in the Navy. He brought me on to his ship one night when he was on duty. Gave me a tour, met a bunch of his shipmates, then we fucked all over his work area. He was in uniform the whole time. It was hot.

Oh, yeah. The first time I hooked up with a friend who was a fire fighter was because he was running late and still in uniform when he got home and I was already there waiting for him I was primed long before he even touched me.

I think it goes both ways though. His reaction was very positive when I put on the uniform. That might have been the easiest blow job I’ve ever given

I can't find this anywhere besides Facebook, but he's not wrong...

Firefighters

That video is hilarious as well as accurate!

 

[Lord Pmann]

So I want to know... what is it specifically that you Litches like so much about guys in uniforms? Does it make them seem dangerous? Capable? Brave? Masculine?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So I want to know... what is it specifically that you Litches like so much about guys in uniforms? Does it make them seem dangerous? Capable? Brave? Masculine?

Yes.

 

[AuntieDisco]

So I want to know... what is it specifically that you Litches like so much about guys in uniforms? Does it make them seem dangerous? Capable? Brave? Masculine?

In some cases it’s how they fill up the said uniform, just sayin’

 

[Lord Pmann]

In some cases it’s how they fill up the said uniform, just sayin’

I see. So stuffing is recommended?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

when I put on the uniform

I do love wearing other people's uniforms.

I stole my sister's Navy get up to take naughty pics (much to her displeasure)