Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff

[Lord Pmann]

That’s a great story! I was really hoping the extra $10 was to finish you off, but it turns out strippers aren’t really about pleasing you, just getting your money.

It really is one of life’s most bizarre professions.

That's correct. I learned that lesson. Such a sad lesson to learn. Poor Pmann.

I think it just threw me off when I was asked that question. I think I probably looked like someone out of my element and she likely knew I would easily fork over $10 to avoid conflict.

I haven’t ever masturbated openly or otherwise in front of friends, but I’ve covertly and openly cum with someone else in a room full of friends (where they were not participants.)

Well, you have to make up for some lost time.

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

My first dorm in college had group showers. I saw so many dudes I lived with "washing" vigorously.

 

[StillRain]

I haven’t ever masturbated openly or otherwise in front of friends, but I’ve covertly and openly cum with someone else in a room full of friends (where they were not participants.

Similarly I’ve cum in a pool with friends in it.

I’ve also have had sex in the room with my then best friend and her partner, who we thought were passed out asleep next to us on an air mattress on the floor. She confessed the next day that she quietly rubbed one out while we were quietly fucking. That kind of altered the friendship a little. Not too much but it made me raise an eyebrow curiously at her for a good while. I didn’t realise she was a dirty bird like me until that moment. This was in university days.

I’ve masturbated plenty of times in backpackers hostels as a young adult with rooms full of people. I’ve also had sex and variations on sex in those places that weren’t private.

Youth, and the confidence of youth affords you a certain sexual freedom. Well it did me.

Gosh I haven’t thought about these moments in forever.

 

[SassySheDevil]

My first dorm in college had group showers. I saw so many dudes I lived with "washing" vigorously.

So. Does this mean everything in Texas really is bigger?

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

So. Does this mean everything in Texas really is bigger?

 

[Sweet_b19]

Clowns do it for me. Don't ask why because I don't know. And yes, there is clown porn and I do have a favorite. No, I won't share the link (I'm gatekeeping)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Clowns do it for me. Don't ask why because I don't know. And yes, there is clown porn and I do have a favorite. No, I won't share the link (I'm gatekeeping)

IhateClowns would like a word

 

[Lord Pmann]

Clowns do it for me. Don't ask why because I don't know. And yes, there is clown porn and I do have a favorite. No, I won't share the link (I'm gatekeeping)

How is this the first I’m hearing of this?

And I feel like you have more to share than just that link…

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How is this the first I’m hearing of this?

And I feel like you have more to share than just that link…

I freaking love the Internet sometimes

 

[Lord Pmann]

I freaking love the Internet sometimes

Not gonna lie, I’m kind of digging her look.

The girl on the right ain’t half bad either.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Not gonna lie, I’m kind of digging her look.

The girl on the right ain’t half bad either.

Here I was thinking you like the meth mouth mollies

 

[Lord Pmann]

Here I was thinking you like the meth mouth mollies

No! Shawn was the Meth Mouth Molly fan. I have a thing for pretty teeth. Or just having one’s teeth in general.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

No! Shawn was the Meth Mouth Molly fan. I have a thing for pretty teeth. Or just having one’s teeth in general.

Well, shit.
Grabs dentures and adhesive

 

[Lord Pmann]

Well, shit.
Grabs dentures and adhesive

Like you have access to that kind of stuff.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Like you have access to that kind of stuff.

The adhesive?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Or just having one’s teeth in general.

I would have thought you’d be all about trying out the toothless blow job

 

[hotwords229_A]

Clowns do it for me. Don't ask why because I don't know. And yes, there is clown porn and I do have a favorite. No, I won't share the link (I'm gatekeeping)

But they only have that one balloon trick.

 

[morelikeasong]

openly cum with someone else in a room full of friends

 

[Broken_paladin]

No! Shawn was the Meth Mouth Molly fan. I have a thing for pretty teeth. Or just having one’s teeth in general.

but @AmberLGreen needs love too

 

[BongoGal]

I would have thought you’d be all about trying out the toothless blow job

We don't talk about Nana.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I have quite an exhibitionist streak that extends beyond pictures and into having sex in semi public places

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have quite an exhibitionist streak that extends beyond pictures and into having sex in semi public places

Definitely want to hear more about this. Including the definition of semi public, how many times caught, do you leave anything behind, what type of sex-positions, etc., day/night preference, or anything I may have missed.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Definitely want to hear more about this. Including the definition of semi public, how many times caught, do you leave anything behind, what type of sex-positions, etc., day/night preference, or anything I may have missed.

#same

Both in preference and desire to know everything

 

[LadyLascivious1]

The first time I had sex with my husband was in a bar, but a dark-ish one. On one trip to the bathroom I took off my bra and slipped them into his pocket, the next trip my thong and into the other pocket they went. Later we ended up talking while I was sitting on a barstool at the very end of the bar and he was standing in front of me between my thighs. Short skirt, commando, sexual tension all night…it was inevitable. I thought we were decently subtle, but apparently not stealthy enough. We got asked to leave a bit later, but we were already done. I forgot my jacket and had to call friends still inside to bring it out. That part took three attempts

Enough details?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

In the glorious words of Rainshine; you dirty bird

Well done.