Men In Kilts

[McSmoothie]

I squirm too much.

Something that you can squirm on then without being too uncomfortable.

 

[ScottSgian]

Hey, everyone. I’ve been enjoying reading all the posts about kilts on here, so thought I’d introduce myself I’m Scott, a Scottish guy in my 30s who’s always had a bit of fascination with kilts since I was young, and now love wearing them – and seeing other guys wearing them!

Proud owner now of five kilts of my own, and should you ever see me in one here in Scotland, people of either gender are more than welcome to find out what I have under it

I noticed there are not too many kilt-based erotic stories on the site, so I’ve decided I’m going to try to remedy that with a few of my own. I’ve started some already, mostly based around real life incidents that have happened to me or to people I know – hope to start posting some of them soon. They’ll feature a mix of guys and girls, so hopefully all sides can be happy

But I’m very open to any suggestions for topics for my writing. I’ll probably keep things Scottish-based and realistic, because that’s what I know, but definitely will give consideration to any good ideas anyone else has which I feel I might be able to justice to!

Open to PM discussions of all things kilted if preferred to on here.

 

[McSmoothie]

Welcome to the mad world of Literotica Scott, looking forward to seeing you in and out your kilt.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Yeah? Where is your pic?

What she said.

 

[ScottSgian]

Patience, ladies and gents – good things come to those who wait

 

[AZDryHeat]

A kilt acting story, if you please. I was on stage once wearing a kilt when the Velcro holding it up (To allow for quick costume changes) the Velcro came undone and the kilt fell to my ankles. At least it answered the age old question of kilt wearers for the audience.

 

[McSmoothie]

Patience, ladies and gents – good things come to those who wait

I see the ladies are keen to see what is under the kilt!

Can somebody remind me of the rules about male genitalia again?

 

[ScottSgian]

A kilt acting story, if you please. I was on stage once wearing a kilt when the Velcro holding it up (To allow for quick costume changes) the Velcro came undone and the kilt fell to my ankles. At least it answered the age old question of kilt wearers for the audience.

Like it! Can imagine it already – first night premiere, the great and the good, friends and family all in attendance… and then at the climax of the play, the kilt comes undone

 

[McSmoothie]

The "Full McMonty"?

 

[AngelicaS1780]

I see the ladies are keen to see what is under the kilt!
Can somebody remind me of the rules about male genitalia again?

I believe we were asking to see a photo of the gentleman *in* his kilt.

And, as far as posting pics of male genitalia is concerned, it is safest to host the pics offsite and just post a link.

 

[McSmoothie]

I believe we were asking to see a photo of the gentleman *in* his kilt.

And, as far as posting pics of male genitalia is concerned, it is safest to host the pics offsite and just post a link.

Thanks Angelica, I'll keep to the rules. Don't want to get into trouble with the moderators.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hey, everyone. I’ve been enjoying reading all the posts about kilts on here, so thought I’d introduce myself I’m Scott, a Scottish guy in my 30s who’s always had a bit of fascination with kilts since I was young, and now love wearing them – and seeing other guys wearing them!

Proud owner now of five kilts of my own, and should you ever see me in one here in Scotland, people of either gender are more than welcome to find out what I have under it

I noticed there are not too many kilt-based erotic stories on the site, so I’ve decided I’m going to try to remedy that with a few of my own. I’ve started some already, mostly based around real life incidents that have happened to me or to people I know – hope to start posting some of them soon. They’ll feature a mix of guys and girls, so hopefully all sides can be happy

But I’m very open to any suggestions for topics for my writing. I’ll probably keep things Scottish-based and realistic, because that’s what I know, but definitely will give consideration to any good ideas anyone else has which I feel I might be able to justice to!

Open to PM discussions of all things kilted if preferred to on here.

Welcome to the thread!
Tell us about your kilts...you have FIVE?!

Thanks Angelica, I'll keep to the rules. Don't want to get into trouble with the moderators.

McSmoothie, you are such a gentleman.

 

[McSmoothie]

McSmoothie, you are such a gentleman.

Manners maketh the man

 

[ScottSgian]

Welcome to the thread!
Tell us about your kilts...you have FIVE?!

Yep, I do indeed!

First one bought (kind of a traditional thing) for my 18th birthday, and worn at my prom, second one for my 21st (different version of the family tartan), third one was a lighter weight (and slightly cheaper) version for more causal wear, which I sometimes use for Scotland rugby and football matches. Fourth one I bought for graduating as a postgrad (completing the set of the three main versions of the family tartan). And fifth one was a rugby club tartan which we wear on tours and for nights out. Actually been a few years since I last bought one, so need to find an excuse for a new one, I think

I probably have more than most, but it’s not too unusual for Scots guys to have more than one kilt. When you’re wearing them a few times a year at least (sometimes several times a month), it’s nice to mix them up.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yep, I do indeed!

First one bought (kind of a traditional thing) for my 18th birthday, and worn at my prom, second one for my 21st (different version of the family tartan), third one was a lighter weight (and slightly cheaper) version for more causal wear, which I sometimes use for Scotland rugby and football matches. Fourth one I bought for graduating as a postgrad (completing the set of the three main versions of the family tartan). And fifth one was a rugby club tartan which we wear on tours and for nights out. Actually been a few years since I last bought one, so need to find an excuse for a new one, I think

I probably have more than most, but it’s not too unusual for Scots guys to have more than one kilt. When you’re wearing them a few times a year at least (sometimes several times a month), it’s nice to mix them up.

Are they all the same material or are some more "winter wear" or "summer wear"?
Do you have all the accessories with each kilt or do you use the same ones for all of them?

 

[ScottSgian]

Are they all the same material or are some more "winter wear" or "summer wear"?
Do you have all the accessories with each kilt or do you use the same ones for all of them?

They’re all traditional woollen kilts. 4 of them are made of what is known as ‘heavyweight’ 16oz material – the other one is made of ‘mediumweight’ 13oz.

Scots tend to prefer the heavyweight material not because it is warmer (though it is a little!), but because it has way more of that kilt ‘swing’ in it when you are walking, and so looks and feels much better to wear

The lighter one has been good the two or three of times I’ve worn it aboard in warmer countries. But in Scotland the 16oz is usually pretty fine year round (though having said that we’re going through a heatwave at the moment, as I’m sort of glad I don’t have any kilted events coming up… )

I usually buy some accessories when I pick up the kilts, and have supplemented them over the years with various bits and pieces. They’re not really tied to specific kilts mostly, so I’ll mix and max according to the event, and to look good, and to make sure I’m wearing the kilt correctly. So for instance I have 7 different sporrans – some formal, some less so, and pick and choose what’s right for the time of day and event I’m going to. Likewise, I now have several kilt jackets and waistcoats – for a black tie evening event I’d usually wear the full Prince Charlie kit, while I have less formal jackets for less formal events – and for something like going to the rugby, there’s a recognised ‘uniform’ for that and I’d always wear that rather than, say, a kilt jacket.

As a Scot, we’re taught to really respect the kilt, and treat it with the respect a soldier might treat his uniform – and that means wearing the right kit for the right event. Obviously some rules of Scottish kilt wearing apply whatever the scenario, though

Happy to answer any other questions!

 

[barefootgirl69]

They’re all traditional woollen kilts. 4 of them are made of what is known as ‘heavyweight’ 16oz material – the other one is made of ‘mediumweight’ 13oz.

Scots tend to prefer the heavyweight material not because it is warmer (though it is a little!), but because it has way more of that kilt ‘swing’ in it when you are walking, and so looks and feels much better to wear

The lighter one has been good the two or three of times I’ve worn it aboard in warmer countries. But in Scotland the 16oz is usually pretty fine year round (though having said that we’re going through a heatwave at the moment, as I’m sort of glad I don’t have any kilted events coming up… )

I usually buy some accessories when I pick up the kilts, and have supplemented them over the years with various bits and pieces. They’re not really tied to specific kilts mostly, so I’ll mix and max according to the event, and to look good, and to make sure I’m wearing the kilt correctly. So for instance I have 7 different sporrans – some formal, some less so, and pick and choose what’s right for the time of day and event I’m going to. Likewise, I now have several kilt jackets and waistcoats – for a black tie evening event I’d usually wear the full Prince Charlie kit, while I have less formal jackets for less formal events – and for something like going to the rugby, there’s a recognised ‘uniform’ for that and I’d always wear that rather than, say, a kilt jacket.

Obviously some rules of Scottish kilt wearing apply whatever the scenario, though

Happy to answer any other questions!

Thank you for the time it took to thoroughly answer my questions. I look forward to maybe seeing a picture of your kit, whether or not you're wearing it.

Again, welcome to our thread.

 

[McSmoothie]

They’re all traditional woollen kilts. 4 of them are made of what is known as ‘heavyweight’ 16oz material – the other one is made of ‘mediumweight’ 13oz.

A brilliant summary of the kilt.

I only have one kilt but wear it from very formal to very casual, all work well

 

[ScottSgian]

Haha, yes, the multiple kilts is mostly an indulgence, not a necessity. But I wear them plenty (in non-pandemic times at least), whether it be for black tie dinners, weddings, Hogmanay, Xmas parties, nights out with mates, rugby tours, Scotland rugby and football games, even the odd hike or trip.

So while I’m not a daily wearer, I feel I get my money’s worth

 

[barefootgirl69]

I need a @McSmoothie kilt picture to make my week better.

 

[barefootgirl69]

 

[McSmoothie]

I need a @McSmoothie kilt picture to make my week better.

Way too hot to wear the kilt, but I have been skinny dipping in the local river.

 

[Endless_Night]

Nice bump. I like this thread.

 

[McSmoothie]

While it is too hot to wear the kilt at the moment I spotted this and thought you might enjoy.



A typical Scottish wedding!

 

[Mrtenant]