My Safe Place Thread

Aww petal. :(

I'm OK apart from work stuff. Phil is on a trial after appealing against his shafting, God knows what will happen there but all will be revealed in three more weeks. Due to cuts and staff restructure yesterday we lost five staff to other satellite offices. Gutted cos two of them I'm really close to and make the days brighter. It's gonna feel weird on Monday for sure.

Other than that crap, life is good!

I'll be all good, it's just hard sometimes when I go to bed and miss cuddling. It's only been a couple of weeks and we talk all the time, but I struggle with the distance. My poor heart lol. I'm going soft. Soft for her. I just need to harden up and be patient and get on with it I think. But cuddles :(

Sucks you've lost your good mates and Phil is still around. Why can't that cunt just go quietly into the night? :D
 
I'll be all good, it's just hard sometimes when I go to bed and miss cuddling. It's only been a couple of weeks and we talk all the time, but I struggle with the distance. My poor heart lol. I'm going soft. Soft for her. I just need to harden up and be patient and get on with it I think. But cuddles :(

Sucks you've lost your good mates and Phil is still around. Why can't that cunt just go quietly into the night? :D

Well be kind to your poor heart because it's golden. :heart:

Not his style. If he goes in three weeks he'll take them to a tribunal.
 
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This is not a safe place thread! Somebody help! He's going to kill me!
 
I woke up and my boobs are cold.

Winter is coming indeed. I'll have to get a doona out today. Put a shirt on until then.
 
please do not post in here unless you are:

under 5 feet 5 inches tall (none of that metric shite either, gtfo)
like horses, and dogs, but only tolerate cats
lesbian
no longer care about politiks
dont care about porn
dont care about tv
dont care about sports

i want this thread to be all-inclusive, for the right people.

not you. nor you. probably not you either. dont feel bad, just get your own thread or forum.

i can tell that this will be a never ending thread (5000 post thread)

if you qualify to post in my safe thread, please do not:
post gay shite, that belongs on the queer forum or its subforum,
post about stories there is a forum for that,
post about politics, writers, or anything fluffy, they have their own safe places,
post cat, dog or horse or boob pics unless you own the copyright,
talk about tv, that is gb stuff,
post about children, this is an adult site and that is taboo,
flame anyone, we are all alike and should get along (if you are alike enough to qualify).

remember Lit is all about Heavily Moderated and Exactly Categorized Free Speech, No Spam!, so post away, but keep your posts within the guidelines and rules.

enjoy.

please note: i do not like the following words and would appreciate restraint in my safe place: photograph, elevator, clown, rubbish, garage, Australia, banana, emoji, and snuggle.

Tall girls can be nice when they get older :(
 
Do they have heat in the houses in Oz?

I have ducted air conditioning, which is basically a heating and cooling system for my entire home that is controlled by remote. It's hidden away in the ceiling (the system, not the remote lol) so it's discreet which is nice.

This place is fairly new and stays quite cool in summer and warm in winter regardless of the aircon, but sometimes when it's extremely hot or cold I'll set it at 20 degrees celcius and leave it run. At night, around 19 for a better sleep.

You know what I would love though? A fireplace. How nice would that be? With tea tree firewood and a sheepskin rug like we have in NZ. Hang stockings at Christmas, pictures and ornaments on the mantelpiece, cook a sneaky steak on the coals late at night. :)

For now though, I'll use a blanket and wear a shirt. Naked plus sheet equals cold boobs.
 
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This seems like an important thread. Pity I don't qualify except height wise. So does Leo Sayer.
 
This is an important thread, filled with wisdom, kittens, and snark-lite. I am perhaps being somewhat of a cunt in limiting membership to only my proper persons, but those of you who are not qualified can only bring misery and unkittenlike posts.

On a sadder note, it is raining and thundering; great for my peas, new apple trees and root stocks, bad for my plans to ride and walk with the dogs.
 
This is an important thread, filled with wisdom, kittens, and snark-lite. I am perhaps being somewhat of a cunt in limiting membership to only my proper persons, but those of you who are not qualified can only bring misery and unkittenlike posts.

On a sadder note, it is raining and thundering; great for my peas, new apple trees and root stocks, bad for my plans to ride and walk with the dogs.

I do enjoy the rain, but not if you plan to be outside. Even less so if you already are outside.
 
This is an important thread, filled with wisdom, kittens, and snark-lite. I am perhaps being somewhat of a cunt in limiting membership to only my proper persons, but those of you who are not qualified can only bring misery and unkittenlike posts.

On a sadder note, it is raining and thundering; great for my peas, new apple trees and root stocks, bad for my plans to ride and walk with the dogs.

There was thunder here in Boston, this afternoon with the rain.
 
I have ducted air conditioning, which is basically a heating and cooling system for my entire home that is controlled by remote. It's hidden away in the ceiling (the system, not the remote lol) so it's discreet which is nice.

This place is fairly new and stays quite cool in summer and warm in winter regardless of the aircon, but sometimes when it's extremely hot or cold I'll set it at 20 degrees celcius and leave it run. At night, around 19 for a better sleep.

You know what I would love though? A fireplace. How nice would that be? With tea tree firewood and a sheepskin rug like we have in NZ. Hang stockings at Christmas, pictures and ornaments on the mantelpiece, cook a sneaky steak on the coals late at night. :)

For now though, I'll use a blanket and wear a shirt. Naked plus sheet equals cold boobs.

I was wondering because there are some places in the US were it snows and people live in the ungodly cold inside during winter. I just don't understand it. I'd guess from your description that you have some sort of heat pump system which allows both heating and cooling.

We opted for no fireplace at this house just because they are so dirty and are heat wasters. The wood stove at the cabin is a wonderful thing.

Cold boobs are no good.
 
We do not care about your sexuality as long as you do not write about it this safe place. Some of the permitted posters are somewhat sensitive about their sexuality and it might offend them to have your excessively loose morals thrust into their face as I would with a used kleenex(r). So, welcome but keep your posting within the safety guidelines.
 
We do not care about your sexuality as long as you do not write about it this safe place. Some of the permitted posters are somewhat sensitive about their sexuality and it might offend them to have your excessively loose morals thrust into their face as I would with a used kleenex(r). So, welcome but keep your posting within the safety guidelines.

I recommend you no longer thrust your loose morals on my face, or I may have to report you.

To you.

I'm Australian, I know what a Kangaroo is, also a Kangaroo court.
 
I recommend you no longer thrust your loose morals on my face, or I may have to report you.

To you.

I'm ********n, I know what a Kangaroo is, also a Kangaroo court.

I think I shall thrust my loose morals onto another persons face, perhaps sometime this evening around 10:30 PM. I shall not think of you as I do this.

Please refrain from use of my unsafe words. thank you.
 
I think I shall thrust my loose morals onto another persons face, perhaps sometime this evening around 10:30 PM. I shall not think of you as I do this.

Please refrain from use of my unsafe words. thank you.

** Reported for xenophobic speech and elitism.

Commonwealth citizens trump denizens of the Old Dominion. True, non-alternate fact.



;)
 
it might offend them to have your excessively loose morals thrust into their face as I would

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I have some loose morels for you, to thrust in peoples' faces if'n it pleases you, my highness.

they're in season and tasty, too! :D
 
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