New Insults Needed

[Suz_anne]

Last night, Corbal threw out the word "dickcheese" and today, aussie used the word "assnugget" on other threads and it was fantastic. It made me laugh and my heart happy. It also reminded me that I need to up my insult game.

I typically hurl them while driving and I'm getting tired of my current stable. It's hard to believe, but "cow twat" is getting old.

So my question for you... what are some good insults that I can add to my repertoire?

They can be clean, they can be dirty, they can be funny, they can be cunt-ish. I them all!

 

[Taegul]

I always liked 'Twatwaffle'
*shrugs*

 

[Bookishleigh]

Last night, Corbal threw out the word "dickcheese" and today, aussie used the word "assnugget" on other threads and it was fantastic. It made me laugh and my heart happy. It also reminded me that I need to up my insult game.

I typically hurl them while driving and I'm getting tired of my current stable. It's hard to believe, but "cow twat" is getting old.

So my question for you... what are some good insults that I can add to my repertoire?

They can be clean, they can be dirty, they can be funny, they can be cunt-ish. I them all!

I tend to say fucktard and grumpasorass a lot. The first one is not very politically correct and for that I would normally apologize, but I'm not in a very apologetic mood today.

 

[cliteatingman]

Dingleberry: a small piece of shit caught in your ass hair

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Shitstain is my go to.
Cocksucker
Cumgurgler
Asshat
Shitforbrains
Fapwaste
Chlamdyia-itch
Fuckface
Twatmonkey
....
The list goes on.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I always liked 'Twatwaffle'
*shrugs*

I'm stealing that!
I just call people straight out twats, normally.

 

[Suz_anne]

I always liked 'Twatwaffle'
*shrugs*

I tend to say fucktard and grumpasorass a lot. The first one is not very politically correct and for that I would normally apologize, but I'm not in a very apologetic mood today.

Dingleberry: a small piece of shit caught in your ass hair

Excellent. This is exactly the kind of feedback I was hoping to get.

And no worries about political correctness... pffffft, who wants to be politically correct when some stupid cow twat cuts you off in traffic???

 

[willlph]

I was hoping to use the joke you are so short I can see your shoes in your drivers license picture ...... But I think I am I. The wrong thread .

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I was hoping to use the joke you are so short I can see your shoes in your drivers license picture ...... But I think I am I. The wrong thread .

ROFL.
Not me, but def Suz_anne

 

[Taegul]

I'm stealing that!
I just call people straight out twats, normally.

Happy to be of service

 

[Suz_anne]

I am 5'4" of badass!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Longer ones include:

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

You'll never be the man your mother is.

Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?

 

[1sickbastard]

I am 5'4" of badass!

I'm sure your ass is very nice, even though it likes being bad.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ooh, if you wanna go all clinical, the term for dick cheese is smegma.
I throw that one around from time to time. I pronounce it schmegma

 

[Taegul]

BTW ladies, with these dirty mouths of yours, I'm gonna have to answer 'no' from now on in the 'Would you kiss the person above you V3.0 ' thread.....

Ahh who am I kidding?

 

[Suz_anne]

Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?

I like this one!

I'm sure your ass is very nice, even though it likes being bad.

Gracias. And it certainly does.

Ooh, if you wanna go all clinical, the term for dick cheese is smegma.
I throw that one around from time to time. I pronounce it schmegma

I had a roommate in college that we called smegma! That's because she swallowed a LOT of hockey player cocks. But I digress. I should start using that one again.

 

[Ask For More]

A classic British insult is Toerag, a multi purpose word that can mean anything from "dickhead" to "cheeky little blighter"

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I had a roommate in college that we called smegma! That's because she swallowed a LOT of hockey player cocks. But I digress. I should start using that one again.

And people wonder why I have a BJ aversion

 

[Taegul]

http://media.giphy.com/media/145rGPZrEvvCSs/giphy.gif

 

[Suz_anne]

Did Taegul just say he wants us to snowball him?

And that gif made me giggle.

 

[Suz_anne]

Shitstain is my go to.
Cocksucker
Cumgurgler
Asshat
Shitforbrains
Fapwaste
Chlamdyia-itch
Fuckface
Twatmonkey
....
The list goes on.

Shitstain is a strong contender...

A classic British insult is Toerag, a multi purpose word that can mean anything from "dickhead" to "cheeky little blighter"

Is it pronounced as it is spelled? I want to make sure I hurl correct insults.

 

[JennyNo1]

My go-to for years has been fuckwad. So I'm glad to see this thread. Schmegma.... likey.

 

[Taegul]

I think 'cum dumpster' and 'sugar tits' are pretty insulting...

 

[Suz_anne]

My go-to for years has been fuckwad. So I'm glad to see this thread. Schmegma.... likey.

We should all strive to learn new things, right?

I think 'cum dumpster' and 'sugar tits' are pretty insulting...

Cum dumpster is definitely insulting. But I think sugar tits is kinda sweet...

 

[ydahecnot]

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