New Insults Needed

[1sickbastard]

Cockwad of douchery is a personal favorite.

 

[JennyNo1]

Shartfluffer

Snotrag.

 

[ydahecnot]

Snotrag.

I used that already today.

Barfsnarfer

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You have a great face for makeup.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

douchecanoe

motherfuckeritis...as in he is suffering from......

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How could I forget?

Vinegar tits

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Pinwheel
Jizzjar
Genetic mistake ("go back to the Island of Dr. Moreoux")
Babydick
Needledick
Cunty McFuckface

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I can see Suz yelling "Cunty McFuckface" out the window

 

[ydahecnot]

You shitty-ass thing (my mom's favorite)
What a Gilbert

 

[Suz_anne]

Pinwheel
Jizzjar
Genetic mistake ("go back to the Island of Dr. Moreoux")
Babydick
Needledick
Cunty McFuckface

I can see Suz yelling "Cunty McFuckface" out the window

*nods*

Cunty McFuckface just shot to #1!

 

[Taegul]

Did you know they used to be called ‘jumpolines’ until your mom jumped on one?

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

*nods*

Cunty McFuckface just shot to #1!

Hahaha nice!

 

[Leigh81]

I like the sound of, fuck off you fucking fuck!!

L

 

[RUlookingup]

Fan of J-hole myself....short sweet combination of two old favorites.

 

[lollypopmaid]

I was called a 'squirrel head' recently. I don't even know what it means

 

[mickyp123]

I was called a 'squirrel head' recently. I don't even know what it means

Oh my god nooooo, fuck you must have really upset someone for them to call you that,.....awful awful, you poor thing

 

[RoyceConnors]

Dicksnot

Assfuck

sludgefucker

cuntsludge

 

[AbsintheFather]

Last night, Corbal threw out the word "dickcheese" and today, aussie used the word "assnugget" on other threads and it was fantastic. It made me laugh and my heart happy. It also reminded me that I need to up my insult game.

I typically hurl them while driving and I'm getting tired of my current stable. It's hard to believe, but "cow twat" is getting old.

So my question for you... what are some good insults that I can add to my repertoire?

They can be clean, they can be dirty, they can be funny, they can be cunt-ish. I them all!

You know . . . There's an App for that. Have Fun.

 

[Penuche]

surplus twunt
shitcunt
cockweasel
pigfucker
Tory
nomark
knob'ead (can have a lot of venom put into saying it)

 

[mickyp123]

Last night, Corbal threw out the word "dickcheese" and today, aussie used the word "assnugget" on other threads and it was fantastic. It made me laugh and my heart happy. It also reminded me that I need to up my insult game.

I typically hurl them while driving and I'm getting tired of my current stable. It's hard to believe, but "cow twat" is getting old.

So my question for you... what are some good insults that I can add to my repertoire?

They can be clean, they can be dirty, they can be funny, they can be cunt-ish. I them all!

Simple answer to this, ask Corbal she is the Fuckingawsomesausess at insults

 

[lollypopmaid]

Oh no you don't, I call you out on this one. At my parents Tory has been a deadly insult ever since I can remember, it is categorically not a new insult. it does call for pistols at dawn loaded with ricin coated shot, however.

surplus twunt
shitcunt
cockweasel
pigfucker
Tory
nomark
knob'ead (can have a lot of venom put into saying it)

 

[Sundayschild]

Oh my god nooooo, fuck you must have really upset someone for them to call you that,.....awful awful, you poor thing

Snort!

 

[numeniusa]

Oh no you don't, I call you out on this one. At my parents Tory has been a deadly insult ever since I can remember, it is categorically not a new insult. it does call for pistols at dawn loaded with ricin coated shot, however.

Ricin coated shot.. Boris..

Please let me be the one....

 

[dirtwrench]

Many wonderful nasty names here. Love this thread already!

And, just because I really wanna participate...

"The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass the day you were born."

"I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to the millions of mentally retarded people in this world."

"The world would be a better place if your mom had swallowed instead of spreading her legs."